Laplace Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Debooser said: At least now I know drone porn is a thing, don't know how I'd have gotten by without that knowledge. Dafuq? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Sex with a drone? 🤔 Porn filmed by a drone (that’s approaching creepster/voyeur territory which is potentially a big RL issue with drones)? 🚔 Or just drone-on-drone action? 🤣 I don’t understand. 🤦🏻♂️ On another note, trying to convince people that your occasional disdain for romance is not a case of sour grapes is a huge pain. Yes, I am hypercritical of people who do idiotic, brain-dead things while in love. No, I don’t want a relationship. Yes, I have trust issues due to parental divorce. No, romance will not “cure” those problems. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MadamLestrange Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Your mum telling you with how many people some person's been and sounding all excited, and you can't help but yawn #AsexualProblem #DemiromanticProblem Learning at your college how important sex is, and yesterday hearing how "non-productive sexual behavior" is no longer considered abnormal, and your heart starts pounding, only to realize they only mentioned homosexuality. Of course. #PsychologyStudentAsexualProblems Quote Link to post Share on other sites
debaser Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 6 hours ago, Laplace said: Dafuq? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Sex with a drone? 🤔 Porn filmed by a drone (that’s approaching creepster/voyeur territory which is potentially a big RL issue with drones)? 🚔 Or just drone-on-drone action? 🤣 I don’t understand. 🤦🏻♂️ On another note, trying to convince people that your occasional disdain for romance is not a case of sour grapes is a huge pain. Yes, I am hypercritical of people who do idiotic, brain-dead things while in love. No, I don’t want a relationship. Yes, I have trust issues due to parental divorce. No, romance will not “cure” those problems. Uhh, the drone had a dildo attached to it I think. A sentence I never thought I'd type. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zash Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 5 hours ago, Debooser said: Uhh, the drone had a dildo attached to it I think. A sentence I never thought I'd type. This reminds me of a prank someone did at a Russian political rally (for Garry Kasparov, if memory serves) where someone released a dildo with a drone helicopter attached and had it fly around until a security guard managed to catch it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lotta_Biscotti Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 23 minutes ago, Zash said: This reminds me of a prank someone did at a Russian political rally (for Garry Kasparov, if memory serves) where someone released a dildo with a drone helicopter attached and had it fly around until a security guard managed to catch it. I think that may have been the infamous Dong Copter? Of the epic gif variety. Personally, I found it hilarious, if incredibly disrespectful, the way that one fellow just batted it down out of the air. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lotta_Biscotti Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Here's an ace problem for you: having just like, a normal conversation or whatever with someone, and smiling at them or otherwise giving a compliment, and realizing, after the fact, that they withdrew from your friendship because they thought you had a crush. People are so silly sometimes. What a ridiculous rule of assumption to live by, when one could have asked. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 15 minutes ago, Lotta_Biscotti said: Here's an ace problem for you: having just like, a normal conversation or whatever with someone, and smiling at them or otherwise giving a compliment, and realizing, after the fact, that they withdrew from your friendship because they thought you had a crush. People are so silly sometimes. What a ridiculous rule of assumption to live by, when one could have asked. I hate it when that happens. We're all adults here, just ask me. I'll have a good laugh. (It's not like I've never had a crush, but the last one was 7 or 8 years ago so...) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lotta_Biscotti Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 1 minute ago, borkfork said: I hate it when that happens. We're all adults here, just ask me. I'll have a good laugh. (It's not like I've never had a crush, but the last one was 7 or 8 years ago so...) Relatable. I get either a brief (less than 2 weeks) passing crush/squish, or a more lasting one (6+ months) about once every five years or so. I would've been uncomfortable being asked in high school or something, but yeah, adults now, just ask. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Lotta_Biscotti said: Relatable. I get either a brief (less than 2 weeks) passing crush/squish, or a more lasting one (6+ months) about once every five years or so. I would've been uncomfortable being asked in high school or something, but yeah, adults now, just ask. Haha in high school they would refuse to believe a no anyway. That's just how teenagers are IME. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spades&Hearts Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 "It's a hormonal issue. Don't worry it can be fixed." #asexualproblems 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zash Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 10 hours ago, Lotta_Biscotti said: I think that may have been the infamous Dong Copter? Of the epic gif variety. Personally, I found it hilarious, if incredibly disrespectful, the way that one fellow just batted it down out of the air. Yeah, it was the dong copter, AKA The Helicockter. The balls (if you pardon the pun) on the guy who did that, considering how Russia handles people who do stuff like that to political figures... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Apersonontheinternet Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 People asking if you have a crush, having none, you say no, the call you a liar, and continue to ask..... Why can't you take no as an answer is it that unbelievable? Seriously, I don't get it... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lotta_Biscotti Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 23 hours ago, borkfork said: Haha in high school they would refuse to believe a no anyway. That's just how teenagers are IME. I found eventually they just gave up, or became right, but I didn't tell anyway. It was always such a fuss. Like, way to tank the whole experience, right? Plus, I'm one of those people who doesn't usually want to follow up on my 'interests', so to speak. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yep, me Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 18 hours ago, Apersonontheinternet said: People asking if you have a crush, having none, you say no, the call you a liar, and continue to ask..... Why can't you take no as an answer is it that unbelievable? Seriously, I don't get it... Why did they ask if they wouldn’t take no for an answer? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StormySky Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 19 hours ago, Apersonontheinternet said: People asking if you have a crush, having none, you say no, the call you a liar, and continue to ask..... Why can't you take no as an answer is it that unbelievable? Seriously, I don't get it... I know, right? "You're just embarrassed that you have those feelings. Everyone's attracted to someone!" Though some people who know me truly accept "I don't feel that way about anyone" for an answer. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Here are some very small problems: - Typing "asexual" and the auto suggesting keyboard offers "reproduction". - Having Autocorrect look confused any time you type terms it doesn't seem to recognize like demisexual or allosexual... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 30 minutes ago, Starfiery said: Here are some very small problems: - Typing "asexual" and the auto suggesting keyboard offers "reproduction". - Having Autocorrect look confused any time you type terms it doesn't seem to recognize like demisexual or allosexual... Might I suggest SwiftKey or GBoard? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit Advocate Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 On 10/16/2017 at 0:58 AM, nerdperson777 said: I clicked on an article about people's embarrassing "alone time" stories. I did not realize that alone time meant masturbation. This reminds me of "Netflix and chill." Why can't it just mean what it says and not get turned into an innuendo? I may as well stop talking to people because who knows if what I'm saying is actually a code phrase for sex. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kururin Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Telling people that being asexual means not really liking sex (or lack of having sexual attraction) and then getting the virgin jokes. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lirpaderp Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 18 hours ago, Hey you in the corner said: This reminds me of "Netflix and chill." Why can't it just mean what it says and not get turned into an innuendo? I may as well stop talking to people because who knows if what I'm saying is actually a code phrase for sex. Since when does Netflix and chill mean sex? Oh dear.... My conversations could have been taken a completely different way. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit Advocate Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Lirpaderp said: Since when does Netflix and chill mean sex? Oh dear.... My conversations could have been taken a completely different way. I know. But apparently to sexual people Netflix and chill means let's screw. I really want to smack the idiot that came up with that. I can't keep up with all of the double entendres anymore. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Éadweard Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Belonging to a community that is just as obsessed, if not more, with having relationships. If you don’t want one even your own community alienates you. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lux aeterna Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Just like Jughead said: Belonging to a community that is just as obsessed, if not more, with having relationships. If you don’t want one even your own community alienates you. I love your name!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SallyBlackwater Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Having everyone telling you "You HAVE to find a boyfriend, you don't want to end up being a *insert kinda rude Italian term for unmarried, single woman*, right?" -.-"" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SallyBlackwater Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Also, having your whole world suddenly change as you realize that most people have views on relationships and sex that are very different from yours. But I think this is due to the fact that I suspect my mum is asexual, too.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 58 minutes ago, SallyBlackwater said: Having everyone telling you "You HAVE to find a boyfriend, you don't want to end up being a *insert kinda rude Italian term for unmarried, single woman*, right?" -.-"" *facepalm* z or v.z.? Or something I'm not thinking of? I always heard the one starting with z when I was a kid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SallyBlackwater Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, borkfork said: *facepalm* z or v.z.? Or something I'm not thinking of? I always heard the one starting with z when I was a kid. The z. one.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
borkfork Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, SallyBlackwater said: The z. one.... Harsh. I'm sorry those people are so backwards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AussieIsAce Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 when the only other asexual you've met was weird #AceProblems Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 7 hours ago, SallyBlackwater said: Also, having your whole world suddenly change as you realize that most people have views on relationships and sex that are very different from yours. But I think this is due to the fact that I suspect my mum is asexual, too.... My mom doesn't show my dad any sort of affection that I've seen so I suspect mine too. I'm not really sure if she's not sexually attracted to anyone or just lost affection for my dad. Either way she doesn't give him anything and is sex-repulsed so I can only think she's asexual, at least by no sex. She seems supportive of me being asexual, but it could just be because she likes me not going around sex-crazed and screwing people (she would probably say guys though, just because straight according to birth sex). If only she was that supportive of my gender. 6 hours ago, miettaisace said: when the only other asexual you've met was weird #AceProblems One time my school's aces decided to just eat as a hangout before we started an official group some years ago. No one exchanged phone numbers so we were just checking our emails during meetup time. This one girl said that she didn't see any crazy looking people and went to the LGBT center instead. I found one of our other people just fine and said to them, "what is she talking about? We're invisible." Why would we be crazy looking? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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