br0wneyed-babe Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I'm thinking of making an asexual shirt but I don't know what quote to put on it. Do you like any of these? Any other ideas? Sorry if this is the wrong forum, but there's no asexy fashion forum :P 1. Sorry boys, I'm asexual2. I have no passion in my pants, and I ain't afraid to show it... (on back) asexy and I know it 3. Real-life asexual 4. I like my sex how I like my soda... I don't like soda. (on back) something about asexual pride5. Kinsey's X (saw this on Tumblr, loved it)6. Some people are asexual, deal with it!7. I had sex once... it was awful Link to post Share on other sites
alison.wonderland Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I kinda wished I could have one done in the simple style of those old "Army" T-shirts (I can try and find the design online if you don't know for sure what I'm talking about) that just says "Asexual" on the front across the chest, in the same font as the "Army" shirt had. On the back, and this would be optional, in the same font, put the definition of asexuality as it appears on the front page of this website ("An asexual is.....{whatever the rest says, it's perfect]" Link to post Share on other sites
Setsuna Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 #7 made me laugh. :D My contribution: 100% Naturally Asexual (with an an apple and an orange or something--like a juice drink) Link to post Share on other sites
Seraph's Embrace Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I reckon that #2 can be clipped down to "Asexy and I know it" - it gives it a little more impact. My personal contribution would be "Make love, not sex" for all the heteroromantic out there :) Link to post Share on other sites
Cristalake Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I ADORE Kinsey's X. I'd been thinking of making myself one too with "Asexuals Need love Too" and a picture of two people hugging under. but Kinsey's X... that's genius. Link to post Share on other sites
LunaAminta Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 "We can't all be Queens" (or Kings, if it is a male's t-shirt) with an Ace playing card design. Link to post Share on other sites
Setsuna Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I wanna hold your hand (and that's all) I like you, but keep your naughty bits in your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Cristalake Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 "We can't all be Queens" (or Kings, if it is a male's t-shirt) with an Ace playing card design. That... is GENIUS! Link to post Share on other sites
yobi Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 "I'm bringin' asexy back" Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 "We can't all be Queens" (or Kings, if it is a male's t-shirt) with an Ace playing card design. Clever! :D The ones I like the most are Kinsey's X and Asexuals don't give a fuck. There's also the Nobody knows I'm asexual... one in the AVEN Zazzle shop. That one is cute, too. And then there's Scarf's, Man delights me not, no, not woman either, brilliantly quoted from Shakespeare [unless my memory's failing me]. ^_^ Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Got pie? I'm too asexy for this shirt (it would kind of be like a take on that Right Said Fred song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk) Link to post Share on other sites
No Fate Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I think that a T-Shirt that simply says "I honestly think cake is better than sex." would have the greatest shock value ;) Link to post Share on other sites
yobi Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I don't even LIKE cake, and I would wear that shirt. XD Link to post Share on other sites
coz118 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 "we just don't give a F**k" over the 4 playing card aces would be my pick... even the people that don't pick up on the sex joke still think it's a pretty badass design/phrase combo Link to post Share on other sites
KittenPuff Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 "We can't all be Queens" (or Kings, if it is a male's t-shirt) with an Ace playing card design. Clever! :D The ones I like the most are Kinsey's X and Asexuals don't give a fuck. There's also the Nobody knows I'm asexual... one in the AVEN Zazzle shop. That one is cute, too. And then there's Scarf's, Man delights me not, no, not woman either, brilliantly quoted from Shakespeare [unless my memory's failing me]. ^_^ Hamlet, I believe. :) Link to post Share on other sites
Tribbit Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I wanna hold your hand (and that's all) I like you, but keep your naughty bits in your pants. Haha! I LOVE the holding hand one! I would definitely wear that! Link to post Share on other sites
yobi Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 http://recultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/asexuality-unscrewed.jpg Not sure how well this would work on a shirt, just thought this was funny XD Link to post Share on other sites
Sennkestra Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Some other clever phrases I've seen: -Asexuality: not just for amoebas -We are the 1% (*no not that 1%, the other one!) (with an accompanying pie chart) -Asexuals: Breaking your models since 1948 (a reference to the Kinsey X) -It's not you, it's everyone Link to post Share on other sites
yobi Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 LOVE those! It's not you, it's everyone is just great XD Link to post Share on other sites
NinjaRobot Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Gosh, these are all so awesome! I particularly love: "Asexy and I know it" "Kinsey's X" "Make love, not sex" "Man delights not me, no, nor woman neither" "Asexuals don't give a fuck" (though I wouldn't wear it myself, since I hate swearing XD) "Unscrewed, yet illuminating" -We are the 1% (*no not that 1%, the other one!) (with an accompanying pie chart) I'd totally change this to:Asexuals - the other 1% :P Link to post Share on other sites
Strawman Perk Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Nothing but Aces. Link to post Share on other sites
Notte stellata Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I like "I had sex once... it was awful". :D "It's not you, it's everyone" is clever too. It reminds me of a similar slogan (the one held by the topless guy in the pic): I also like "this is what an asexual looks like" from last year's World Pride. Link to post Share on other sites
Kitty Spoon Train Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 7. I had sex once... it was awful hahhahahahahaha! Awesome Grumpy Cat reference! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I love the shirtless man's slogan :D The "This is what an asexual looks like" is actually the only one I probably don't support. The thing is, it seems to indicate that there's a specific "asexual aesthetic" that isn't really there. Asexuals are as varied as sexuals on that regard. Link to post Share on other sites
LunaAminta Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Some other clever phrases I've seen: -Asexuality: not just for amoebas -We are the 1% (*no not that 1%, the other one!) (with an accompanying pie chart) -Asexuals: Breaking your models since 1948 (a reference to the Kinsey X) -It's not you, it's everyone I like, "It's not you, it's everyone" Link to post Share on other sites
h_421 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I stalk zazzle and redbubble for pridewear all the time. We really need to get some of these on there. They're really good. :D Link to post Share on other sites
Notte stellata Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 The "This is what an asexual looks like" is actually the only one I probably don't support. The thing is, it seems to indicate that there's a specific "asexual aesthetic" that isn't really there. Asexuals are as varied as sexuals on that regard.Hmm, I interpret it a bit differently. I think the message it sends is "asexuals are just normal people like everyone else, not ugly weirdos." :P I don't think people who read it will assume all asexuals look the same. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerο Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 "Wanna come back to my place and bake a cake?" Link to post Share on other sites
No Fate Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 For romantic Aces : "On my wedding night, me and my partner invited our friends over to play scrabble." Link to post Share on other sites
Cristalake Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 For romantic Aces : "On my wedding night, me and my partner invited our friends over to play scrabble." My partner and I. Grammar nazi strikes again. U.U That being said, nice. I liked that. ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
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