.// Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Suing you for being inconsiderate to the people who fish in the popsicle factories in Africa...? :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm suing you because I got a headache trying to work out what you mean. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silverfirefox777 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm suing you because I feel like it :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 And I am suing you for vexatious litigation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silverfirefox777 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm suing you for using jargon :) (what does it mean? I'm assuming it's somethinh to do with confusion or contradiction?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I am suing you for not knowing legal jargon! ( It means a frivolous lawsuit to harass someone.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm suing you for using twice the cake needed for suing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seraph's Embrace Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm suing you from for withholding cake from the subject of your lawsuit! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I'm suing you for not wearing a tuxedo shaped parrot cake! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I am suing you for expecting me to wear rather than eat my cake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm suing you for waffling all the pancakes! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lady.Lizard Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm suing you for having a way too colourful signature Come to the dark side. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I am suing you because you are suggesting to short sited people (like me) that baldness precludes wisdom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I am suing you because you have been at the Tea and Jaffa Cakes again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elnae Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I am suing you because everyone (apart from you) knows that the only biscuit to have with tea is a Rich Tea. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Sued for not realizing I have changed my avatar (although it is the same guy). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elnae Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Suing LaMaestra for working out how unobservant I am. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Sued for looking the other way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
5_♦♣ Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued for everything you've done wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued because I don't have time to deal with a law suit that big. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
5_♦♣ Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued because I don't give a damn about that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 I am suing you for indifference to the suffering of your victims. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued for trying to stop people inflicting suffering on others (and I think I'll win because it's a messed up world :P). 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elnae Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued for confusing me with big words like stop and on and it's. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued because I have more chance of winning my case against a confused person. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elnae Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued for discriminating against us confused folks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued, before Club does, for no full stop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elnae Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued for (quite correctly, oops ) correcting my poor punctuation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued for not seeking expert legal opinion. You know my grasp of grammar and punctuation is tenuous :redface: . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elnae Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Sued via legal aid for assuming I, a poor, lowly Receptionist can afford to pay for legal advice. Citizens Advice Bureau here I come. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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