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Sued for thinking everyone is the same as you 

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Sued for thinking that I would actual consider anyone to be as good as me.

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Sued for thinking you are the best 

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Sued for thinking I would rank myself above Neil Patrick Harris.

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Sued for starting the Neil Patrick Harris fan club - he's a bit freaked out by all the attention, tbh :o

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Sued for thinking NPH wouldn't encourage people to chase their dreams.

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Sued because I've been part of his fan club for years and he has never encouraged me 

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We may not have been chasing our dreams, but I am definately suring you for playing kiss-chase with everyone here on this thread!

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Sued for expecting me to play kiss-chase while at work.  You aren't the only thing in my life Glyn! 

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Sued for thinking Glyn would be capable of realizing they aren't the most important thing in the world.

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Sued for doubting people's capabilities.  We are all capable! 

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Sued for disturbing my capillaries. I bruise easily.

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Sued for disruptive caterpillars.

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Sued for training them up to be naughty and disruptive - they were all just minding their own businesses before you drafted them :P

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Sued for caterpillar tracks across my lawn 

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Sued for telling the Hungry Little Caterpillar to go on a diet 

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Sued for hanging up on the moon without saying goodnight.

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Sued for calling the sun so early, well before light-time!

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Light-time? 

 

Sued for inventing a new word for daybreak 

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Sued for not encouraging the growth of English. :evil: It's exciting to make up words and call them real - like the Germans do! :P:D 

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Verklagt. Demandado. Poursuivi. Citato en giudizio. Sued. :twisted:

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Sued for linguine actions. You're clearly an impasta...

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Sued for checking if Aven members are al dente by chewing on them! :o:o 

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Sued for shooting stars. That's a terrible programme! :evil:

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Sued for supplying the ammunition 

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Sued for admitting to stealing supplies.

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