R_1 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Alright, what the below is gonna file a lawsuit for? Rule: Pretend you're suing above and telling why... That is all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Renly Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm suing you because the colour pink offends me! (It doesn't offend me, obviously. But I just thought I should make that clear.) :p 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vega91 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm suing you because you look angry! :P Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'll sue you because your hat is too cool! :lol: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
5_♦♣ Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I sue you for using yellow and bright green text on a white background. (The other colors are fine). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm suing you for having the coolest member title I've ever seen. :lol: (Is there a way to highlight text?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vega91 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Well I'm gonna sure you for being so happy! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm suing you to recover the cost of the dental repair work I needed after trying to say your name out load. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm suing you for making your home on the lot next to my house! o:< Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DexM Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm suing you for defamation as you claimed my herd of non milk producing Cows were actually large Dalmatians. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm suing you for forgery! They were totally dalmatians. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DexM Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I'm suing you on behalf of my Dalmatians who are disgusted that you could mistake their hand writing for that of a humans. Errrrr, I mean cows Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaMaestra Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I sue you, Dex, for selling me a park bench which collapsed beneath me and refusing to refund my cash or replace the bench. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Oh, that was you was it? I'm going to sue you for damaging one of my tunnels. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vega91 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I'm suing Mole for digging a tunnel in my backyard. Wait I don't have a backyard... O_O 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oasis Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I'm suing Pilvi for lying about having a backyard. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I'm suing Oasis for the most heinous crime of having an asymmetrical left thumbnail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Nyu, I am preparing papers to sue you on the grounds of your failure to protect the public because you have chosen to deal with a criminal act by way of a civil action. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I may not sue, but Mole should be taken to court and face justice - just like a criminal, your Mole activites are all underground activities! **Ka-boom-cha!** (Hey, that pun's worthy of Gypsy Cakes! **Takes a bow!**) :lol: 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
5_♦♣ Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Sued for trying to be like Gypsy Cakes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Sued for owning an ill behaved pack animal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R_1 Posted May 8, 2013 Author Share Posted May 8, 2013 Sued for losing my prototype alien gun into your tunnel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I'm suing you for insidious malpractice, Reptillian. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Sued for ninjaring me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Sued for frivolous use of court time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Sued for not being made of Jell-o. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tiarafrog Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I'm suing you for liking artificial sugar! :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.// Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Suing you for staring at me while you taunt me with ice cream. q-q Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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