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I Shot the Serif

Why You Hate the Person Above You

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Becuse it took me so such a long time to come up with something to write here.

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For hating alpha for his lack of hatability.

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The fact that you used 'Alpha' and my immediate thought was not the first letter of the Greek alphabet. 

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For being bald (the avatar)

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For having something against bald people.

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For hating the fact that I have something against bald ppl

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For spelling people without vowels. Vowels are important too you know!

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For giving me a sermon about writing vowels.

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For thinking that that was a sermon.

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For paying attention long enough in church to know a proper sermon.

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For keep talking about sermons

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For not suggesting what else we could talk about.

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For not talking about the greatest subject: ME!

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For not providing evidence that you are the greatest.

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For not noticing the obvious (of course my grace and greatness)

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For gracing us with your presence.

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For acing us with your presence.

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For being a furball eater

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For thinking I would eat fur.

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I hate you fur giving me the opportunity to make a pun.

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I hate you for seizing such a grand opportunity only to make such a terrible pun.

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For insulting my pun.

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For punishing me with your puns.

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For your marvelous haircut (want it too...)

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For having large eyes. Mine are all small and deep set and squinty.

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