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Why You Hate the Person Above You


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For having something against bald people.

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For spelling people without vowels. Vowels are important too you know!

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For thinking that that was a sermon.

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For paying attention long enough in church to know a proper sermon.

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For not suggesting what else we could talk about.

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For not providing evidence that you are the greatest.

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For gracing us with your presence.

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For acing us with your presence.

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For thinking I would eat fur.

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I hate you fur giving me the opportunity to make a pun.

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I hate you for seizing such a grand opportunity only to make such a terrible pun.

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For punishing me with your puns.

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Enne Kristin

For your marvelous haircut (want it too...)

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For having large eyes. Mine are all small and deep set and squinty.

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Because thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's eyes.

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Enne Kristin

Because of renaissance language

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Thou hast caused grave offence, with thine abhorrence of proper English!

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For getting offended in this thread instead of hating.

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For misinterpreting. The offence that was given is my reason to hate.

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J. van Deijck

for the fact that I just can't hate you.

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J. van Deijck

for hating those who are nice :<

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