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mr_eyeball

anyone ever hear of this ( or have the same problem?) it means you only have one testicle

ever since i went through puberty i've been hiding because of this. i've lost all of my friends because they think i'm weird but i'm too afraid to tell them the truth...i feel paralyzed and i don't go outside at all...

how can someone live like this and enjoy anything at all? oh well sucks to be me i guess

fuck all the goths with your bullshit angst cuz you don't know what it's like to be a *real* freak of nature! :)

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WELCOME BACK, MR EYEBALL!! Where the hell were you?!! lol

Don't worry about the mono-testicle thing. Nobody's gonna walk up to you and look in your pants (and if they do, bust up their face :evil: )

If it keeps bugging the bloody hell out of you, you could probably get some cosmetic surgery. They can supposedly make those things pretty lifelike now.

OR, you could just lop it off :D

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I beleive that I have two. Anyone else wanna check :wink: Joking,joking. *dodges rotten fruit*

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bard of aven

I've known two people with this condition.

My closest friend now had a testicle which did not descend surgically removed at puberty. He is sexual and straight, about as well adjusted societally as any sane person would want to be, and one of the more sexually active men I know. I would not say he enjoys life per se; he is a cranky old bastard and an accomplished musician, and he certainly enjoys both of those passtimes.

Don't know how he handled the high school locker room thing.

boa

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orpheus, you... good, God......... lol.

*shakes head* :lol:

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VivreEstEsperer

Mr. eyeball! You're back!! Yay! I couldn't believe my eyes. err...pun not intended. lol. How are you? How's Baltimore? Has it missed me? :)

That must be hard... have you found any support sites for it? The internet seems to have everything. Hmm.. well, I'd imagine most people wouldn't know that right off, and I don't know but I'm thinking it's probably not as visible as you think it is.. here's a tip, try to just pretend that you're confident and sure of yourself when you're around people (just completely put on a new persona and try to forget about your old self) and if you act like you're confident, people will think you're confident and will respond more favorably to you. And if you keep practicing it, eventually you won't have to act anymore and you'll feel confident...okay I don't know about that last part because it hasn't happened for me yet but I'll tell you I've gotten very good at pretending at any rate... too good sometimes - I get really amazed that people don't know how unhappy I am...too good of an actor.

But the point is if you can try to just cover up your unconfident self conscious self just enough to convince yourself that you *might* be able to interact in social situations...well, then it'll get easier from there.

I wish you luck! and come back and post on aven more! we missed you. and thank you for making your avatar smaller!

Are you still in Baltimore for the summer? how were finals?

Kate

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*rolls on floor laughing*

damn... now i feel guilty for laughing... :(

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mr_eyeball

hey hey kate! sorry we couldn't rondevous

:roll: i haven't been typing much because my keyboard is messed up and it takes me 3x as long to write stuff now

i haven't found any support groups for this (there's one for men with *no balls* but i dont think i would fit in as well...... they'd prolly be jealous of me) :wink:

i had 2 final projects actually they turned out pretty good though i only got straight b's this semester :?

Boa- what kind of musician is he? i'll bet he's into the hardcore scene :evil: lots of anger to vent!

oogieboogie- when i think about all the time i wasted with porn that doesn't sound as bad as you'd think......:x

but i won't gross u guys out with that stuff! :)

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