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#1 sinisterporpoise

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:20 AM

  • If an Asexual says Asexuality is not celibacy, take a drink
  • If an Asexual explains that sexual attraction is not the same thing as romantic orientation, take a drink
  • If a teenage Asexual complains about his or her parents, take a drink
  • If an adult Asexual complains about the teenage asexual, take two drinks
  • If an Asexual has a cat avatar, take a drink
  • If an Asexual has a Dr. Who avatar, take a drink
  • If an Asexual has a Dr. Who Avatar that is a sonic screwdriver, wonder about their orientation, and take a drink
  • If an Asexual espouses a liberal viewpoint, take a drink
  • If an Asexual espouses a conservative viewpoint, take 5 drinks
  • If an Asexual has an avatar anime, take a drink
  • If you know a poster on AVEN has a blog on Tumblr, take a drink.
  • If an Asexual makes long-winded rants complaining about sexuals, take a drink
  • If an Asexual make a long-winded rant complaining about the above rant, take two drinks
  • Every time an Asexual is transgendered or androgynous, take a drink
  • If you shouldn't be playing this game because you are not of legal drinking age, don't take a drink AT ALL.
  • Everytime an Asexual says Asexuality isn't well-known, take a drink
  • Every time an Asexual complains about an oversexualized media, take a drink.
  • Everytime the the do Asexuals masturbate topic comes up, take a drink
  • Everytime the Are Asexuals Queer Debate Occurs, take a Drink
  • Everytime an Asexual makes a cake reference, take a drink

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#2 +Pookzar

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:22 AM

  • Everytime the the do Asexuals masturbate topic comes up, take a drink


This one is enough to kill anyone.
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#3 Pandoren

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:25 AM

.... yesh... you isssh my beshtesh mate, you issh... *falls over*

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#4 JJButterworth

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:31 AM

Sounds like fun but I think that I would be drunk after every visit to AVEN if I played.

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#5 Strivna

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:41 AM

*walks in and reads through the original post* Well, I don't drink...I'm gonna try this with water.

Two minutes later...

*drowns from having so much water filling my stomach and esophagus, which forces new water to fill up my lungs*

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#6 Kisa the Cat

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:56 AM

*walks in and reads through the original post* Well, I don't drink...I'm gonna try this with water.

Two minutes later...

*drowns from having so much water filling my stomach and esophagus, which forces new water to fill up my lungs*


I was talking about this in tc with some people. They warned me against it. Now I see why :P
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#7 YouAreYummy

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 04:02 AM

This is the drunk asexual game! evergjgtghjybody isgnjgtgkjt drknjngunk and cannorret typfgtthte

#8 pyrite

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 04:28 AM

Between cake related drinking and cat related drinking, I would have alcohol poisoning before finishing a single page of any thread.

See y'all in the ER :)
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#9 Asexy Existentialist

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 04:32 AM

You forgot "If the Pap Smear topic comes up, take a drink." Or did you skip that in the interest of keeping at least some of us alive?
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#10 YouAreYummy

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:25 AM

Yeah!! can we change the drink for a cake? XD

#11 Kisa the Cat

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:34 AM

*does that*

*comes back a few minutes later with a stomach ache*

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#12 Kurai-Tenshi_Niks

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:51 AM

yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111

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#13 Member33070

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:56 AM

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#14 There Is No Cure

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 06:07 AM

Butterscotch schnapps all around!
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:41 AM

****has stumbled on to a dangerous thread***

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I can passionately disagree with you on an issue and still be your friend, lover, counselor, shoulder to lean on, or maintain a number of other forms of relationships, I only hope I am not being too conceited when I ask you to do the same.

 

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#16 LiteralNovice

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 11:00 AM

I'm gonna substitute alcohol with water. I don't want to die from alcohol poisoning. I'd rather die from water poisoning.
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:49 PM

Missed one, everytime an Asexual asks "Am I Asexual?" Take 3 drinks :lol:

#18 Cakey

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:08 PM

I am going to substitute naughty alcohol for Lemon tea...Oh what the heck, all through my life, when I have felt satiated, I have thrown away drinks in plant pots, ashtrays,had accidental spillages,topped up peoples glasses and had copious visits to the loo to eject the alcohol content!

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#19 Vivi

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:20 PM

fuck this im eating cake ill see you 30000 calories later
oh everytime a asexual find out there something else demi or any other phrase

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#20 noysoffer

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:31 PM

Dammit, I'm going to run out of alcohol before I even begin reading.

#21 dooomninja

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:49 PM

Missed one, everytime an Asexual asks "Am I Asexual?" Take 3 drinks :lol:

Ok letís try this

*opens Q+A*

I fink oníes onugh

*leaves to get a stomach pump*
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Posted 27 March 2012 - 08:21 PM

Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, I can hold my liquor, but even I would be dead and wasted (pun intended) away before I even get two lines into the game. Oh you should also move Line 15 up to Line 1 because otherwise I would die before I got to Line 15 and I could have been saved. :lol:

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#23 +Pookzar

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 08:26 AM

Every time I post a cat, take a drink.

 

*will send flowers to all your funerals*

 

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