- If an Asexual says Asexuality is not celibacy, take a drink
- If an Asexual explains that sexual attraction is not the same thing as romantic orientation, take a drink
- If a teenage Asexual complains about his or her parents, take a drink
- If an adult Asexual complains about the teenage asexual, take two drinks
- If an Asexual has a cat avatar, take a drink
- If an Asexual has a Dr. Who avatar, take a drink
- If an Asexual has a Dr. Who Avatar that is a sonic screwdriver, wonder about their orientation, and take a drink
- If an Asexual espouses a liberal viewpoint, take a drink
- If an Asexual espouses a conservative viewpoint, take 5 drinks
- If an Asexual has an avatar anime, take a drink
- If you know a poster on AVEN has a blog on Tumblr, take a drink.
- If an Asexual makes long-winded rants complaining about sexuals, take a drink
- If an Asexual make a long-winded rant complaining about the above rant, take two drinks
- Every time an Asexual is transgendered or androgynous, take a drink
- If you shouldn't be playing this game because you are not of legal drinking age, don't take a drink AT ALL.
- Everytime an Asexual says Asexuality isn't well-known, take a drink
- Every time an Asexual complains about an oversexualized media, take a drink.
- Everytime the the do Asexuals masturbate topic comes up, take a drink
- Everytime the Are Asexuals Queer Debate Occurs, take a Drink
- Everytime an Asexual makes a cake reference, take a drink
The AVEN Forum Drinking Game
Started by
sinisterporpoise
, Jun 06 2011 03:20 AM
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#1
sinisterporpoise
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:20 AM
Asexual News -- I own it or something
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I'm the Terre Haute Ace Examiner (Unlike Philadelphia, I have actually been to this city.)
#3
Pandoren
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:25 AM
.... yesh... you isssh my beshtesh mate, you issh... *falls over*
"Voulez-vous entrer un relation platonique avec moi?" probably just wouldn't work. ~Slavaa
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#4
JJButterworth
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:31 AM
Sounds like fun but I think that I would be drunk after every visit to AVEN if I played.
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Mr. Wilhelm in the Seinfeld episode "The Checks".
"I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted and one day, we will do the cleaning."
Mr. Wilhelm in the Seinfeld episode "The Checks".
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:41 AM
*walks in and reads through the original post* Well, I don't drink...I'm gonna try this with water.
Two minutes later...
*drowns from having so much water filling my stomach and esophagus, which forces new water to fill up my lungs*
Two minutes later...
*drowns from having so much water filling my stomach and esophagus, which forces new water to fill up my lungs*
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
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#6
ratherdrinktea
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 03:56 AM
*walks in and reads through the original post* Well, I don't drink...I'm gonna try this with water.
Two minutes later...
*drowns from having so much water filling my stomach and esophagus, which forces new water to fill up my lungs*
I was talking about this in tc with some people. They warned me against it. Now I see why
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#7
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 04:02 AM
This is the drunk asexual game! evergjgtghjybody isgnjgtgkjt drknjngunk and cannorret typfgtthte
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#8
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 04:28 AM
Between cake related drinking and cat related drinking, I would have alcohol poisoning before finishing a single page of any thread.
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See y'all in the ER
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#10
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:25 AM
Yeah!! can we change the drink for a cake? XD
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#11
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:34 AM
*does that*
*comes back a few minutes later with a stomach ache*
*comes back a few minutes later with a stomach ache*
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#12
Kurai-Tenshi_Niks
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 05:51 AM
yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111
Stewie Griffin: Oh, I don't know, Olivia. Uh, maybe we are in a sexless marriage. We have yet to have sex.
Olivia: Do you even know what sex is?
Stewie Griffin: That's not the point, don't change the... it's a kind of cake?
#14
There Is No Cure
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 06:07 AM
Butterscotch schnapps all around!
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"Let's continue to share space until we use eachother up. Because in the end all you have is you, and since I am you, all you have is me, too." - Inuma
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:41 AM
****has stumbled on to a dangerous thread***
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I can passionately disagree with you on an issue and still be your friend, lover, counselor, shoulder to lean on, or maintain a number of other forms of relationships, I only hope I am not being too conceited when I ask you to do the same.
#17
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:49 PM
Missed one, everytime an Asexual asks "Am I Asexual?" Take 3 drinks 
The Dark Gray-A Bisexual Spectrum somewhere or another!
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#18
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 02:08 PM
I am going to substitute naughty alcohol for Lemon tea...Oh what the heck, all through my life, when I have felt satiated, I have thrown away drinks in plant pots, ashtrays,had accidental spillages,topped up peoples glasses and had copious visits to the loo to eject the alcohol content!
#21
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:49 PM
Ok let’s try thisMissed one, everytime an Asexual asks "Am I Asexual?" Take 3 drinks
*opens Q+A*
I fink on’es onugh
*leaves to get a stomach pump*
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nothing i say is true... even this...
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You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars, you have a right to be here
nothing i say is true... even this...
king of the friend zone, Primarch of procrastination (will add more as i think of them)
#a+b##SNMag-L#I~AVN++EU.uk sOCY++ CM2y
#22
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Posted 27 March 2012 - 08:21 PM
Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, I can hold my liquor, but even I would be dead and wasted (pun intended) away before I even get two lines into the game. Oh you should also move Line 15 up to Line 1 because otherwise I would die before I got to Line 15 and I could have been saved.
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