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#1 Karuka

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 07:49 PM

Okay based on this post "Ace Porn" and several others bellow that one lets make our own Ace Porn :lol: :lol: :lol: because we can :ph34r:

Rules: Cake :cake: has to be the center of attention in the porn
Cake perverts lets unite :D and contribute our cake porn. Be creative, be funny, this is for fun
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 07:53 PM

*Dips finger into a bit of escaping jam filling and then slowly licks it off*

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 07:56 PM

*Eats off the icing in the frosty middle*

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 07:56 PM

Slowly and sensually licks chocolate icing off inch by inch <33
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:01 PM

Jumps out of a cake... holding another cake.
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:11 PM

*plants face firmly in centre of cake*

(I'm not subtle.)
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:12 PM

"Do you want to... come to my house tonight... so we can cuddle... and watch Dr Who...? ;) ;) "
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:25 PM

"Do you want to... come to my house tonight... so we can cuddle... and watch Dr Who...? ;) ;) "


Yes, I will bring the cake. In fact, I will bring both a chocolate cake, and a vanilla one.

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:26 PM

What about those television shows about bakeries, like Cake Boss, they are porn for asexuals.
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 08:58 PM

This makes us sound like a bunch of weird fat kids! Hahaha!

"I saw the cake from across the room. So slick with buttercream icing. I knew I had to have her! To taste her sweet cherry just once would titillate my senses and set me off. On my beautiful, cream filled delight! Fill my mouth with joy!'


HAHAHA! Couldn't help it <3
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:02 PM

Your cake is so big and delicious ummmm :wub: . I'm all fill of it but I can't stop eating it. My lips are full of your chocolate cream :cake: , It taste so good... and it feels so nice to be dirty with it.

hahaha! XD

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:12 PM

(Hard core asexy porn)
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:20 PM

*dies laughing* :lol: :lol: :lol: you guys are amazing.

she moaned deeply when she started licking, sucking, and softly even biting on that big long delicious piece of cake

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:23 PM

* moans * Don't stop the icing feels * sighs * sooo good on my tongue !
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:35 PM

Does anybody remember that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm with the pornographic cake shop?

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:38 PM

"Your cake, it's..it's so big!"
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:40 PM

@ninjacatz I think I'm not going to eat cake again for a long time =0_0=

The only cake porn I want..... is vanilla
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:40 PM

some of the porno stars :wub: :wub: :wub: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Your cake, it's..it's so big!"


*moans* tell me more~~ *moans again* talk dirty about my ingredients

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:45 PM

some of the porno stars :wub: :wub: :wub: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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With those chains, it looks like that they are getting ready for a kinky scene. :ph34r:

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:46 PM

With those chains, it looks like that they are getting ready for a kinky scene. :ph34r:


exactly my thoughts :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :twisted: :twisted:

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 09:49 PM

some of the porno stars :wub: :wub: :wub: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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*sigh* *moan* arrr yes YES YES
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 10:16 PM


"Your cake, it's..it's so big!"


*moans* tell me more~~ *moans again* talk dirty about my ingredients

Well, I am going to mix your flour and my eggs in the mixer; then into the oven they go. ;)

My only fantasy is my fantasy team
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 10:24 PM



"Your cake, it's..it's so big!"


*moans* tell me more~~ *moans again* talk dirty about my ingredients

Well, I am going to mix your flour and my eggs in the mixer; then into the in the oven they go. ;)


:o you know how to be kinky! lol! Now i think i need to keep my cake safe of you!! hahaha

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 10:30 PM




"Your cake, it's..it's so big!"


*moans* tell me more~~ *moans again* talk dirty about my ingredients

Well, I am going to mix your flour and my eggs in the mixer; then into the oven they go. ;)


:o you know how to be kinky! lol! Now i think i need to keep my cake safe of you!! hahaha

Your cake wants it and you know it. :P

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 10:55 PM

Cyber sexual innuendo cake orgy? Whatever next :P

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Posted 11 April 2011 - 11:21 PM

I'd just put it away in the fridge for safe-keeping, so no one else can take it 8)
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 11:35 PM

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(I Googled 'Cake Porn' and regretted it instantly)
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Posted 11 April 2011 - 11:41 PM

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(I Googled 'Cake Porn' and regretted it instantly)


What? Our thead was not the first result. *shakes fist at Google*
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 12:07 AM





"Your cake, it's..it's so big!"


*moans* tell me more~~ *moans again* talk dirty about my ingredients

Well, I am going to mix your flour and my eggs in the mixer; then into the oven they go. ;)


:o you know how to be kinky! lol! Now i think i need to keep my cake safe of you!! hahaha

Your cake wants it and you know it. :P


:o :o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: Hahah!! lol! You got me! I have a sweet piece of cake waiting for you in my bed! Yes! I love to eat in the bed and get all filthy!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Are we to dirty? lol XD

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Posted 12 April 2011 - 12:26 AM






"Your cake, it's..it's so big!"


*moans* tell me more~~ *moans again* talk dirty about my ingredients

Well, I am going to mix your flour and my eggs in the mixer; then into the oven they go. ;)


:o you know how to be kinky! lol! Now i think i need to keep my cake safe of you!! hahaha

Your cake wants it and you know it. :P


:o :o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: Hahah!! lol! You got me! I have a sweet piece of cake waiting for you in my bed! Yes! I love to eat in the bed and get all filthy!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Are we to dirty? lol XD

Just let me get my fork, got to be safe, and I'll see you in bed. ;)

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