never odd or even Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 I've always thought that the penis looks a little like some type of Fungi, and seems like I'm not the only one - My link They've always disturbed me slightly, and put me off mushrooms Those fungi are cool! :lol: :lol: :lol: i suppose natures inspiration had to come from somewhere :lol: those mushrooms are freaky and funny too :lol: Awesome! You can't deny the similarity. :lol: I don't find penises disgusting but I don't want to TOUCH them! God, my ex-boyfriend showed me his and asked me to touch him and I just screamed in my head "take it away, take it away!!!". Fortunately there wasn't a baseball bat within my reach to slain his penis. From the distance they are okay but it's ridiculous how proud men are of theirs. :P no indeed not! check this out!My link :lol: oh gosh, i was put through something similar, although i never actually looked at the whole thing ick..... yeah, i dont get the excessive pride either Link to post Share on other sites
articvibe Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 (edited) I find mine... incredibly inconvenient. Being reasonibly well endowed i cant just tuck it away because the bulge is... unsightly, I cant just let it hang because if im not lowriding properly it can get caught then savagely twisted in my pants leg when i sit down or worse of all gets tangled up witht he twins :S The biggest problem with it i have though is the women and to a lesser degree men. I mean men staring at boobs is a common joke approaching fact in popular culture but the women are just as bad. I make a point of sitting down these days when ever i have a conversation with girls these days so i can to their face not me tlaking to their face whilst they talk to my crotch >.> RETRACTABLE PENIS FTW though unlike alot of guys on the site i would probably go in for a surgery to at the very least chop it in half or something.... Edited April 17, 2011 by GirlDreamer Double text deleted. Link to post Share on other sites
Lilie Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 no indeed not! check this out!My link :lol: oh gosh, i was put through something similar, although i never actually looked at the whole thing ick..... yeah, i dont get the excessive pride either :lol: :D Haha, they are so hilarious! You just made my day! Link to post Share on other sites
Palovana Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 I don't know whether to be disturbed or amused by this thread... Link to post Share on other sites
Olivier Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 I don't know whether to be disturbed or amused by this thread... I'd go for amused, if it weren't for the cacti ;) Link to post Share on other sites
RandomDent Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 no indeed not! check this out!My link :lol: oh gosh, i was put through something similar, although i never actually looked at the whole thing ick..... yeah, i dont get the excessive pride either :lol: :D Haha, they are so hilarious! You just made my day! I had a cactus once that looked quite phallic, so I named it "Almost but not quite entirely unlike penis." Only the cool kids will get the reference. Link to post Share on other sites
Stormy Wether Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Sometimes, such as when absent-mindedly showering, I am surprised not to find one. I don't mind those belonging to others as long as they keep them away from me. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 At least human penii are not like cats' penii, which have spikes on them that keep them embedded in the female's whatever-it's-called-in-cats. Which is why female cats snarl and bite at the males when the males pull out. That would really catch on your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
MerePeasant Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Haha, amusing comments on this thread! I have to say I don't find men bits very attractive. To be close is to gag. I'm not keen on any genitalia, though! I can cope with life drawing, but otherwise... yeah not a fan. Link to post Share on other sites
never odd or even Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 I don't know whether to be disturbed or amused by this thread... I'd go for amused, if it weren't for the cacti ;) but the cacti are hilarious!! Link to post Share on other sites
Palovana Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I don't know whether to be disturbed or amused by this thread... I'd go for amused, if it weren't for the cacti ;) but the cacti are hilarious!! I believe the mushrooms and the cacti are what disturbed me, and everyone's response to them amusing. :lol: In response to the actual topic: penis = squicked indifference. I've seen them and...touched one (though not by choice)...and I think they feel weird as hell and a little gross. I think they're just as ugly as female genitalia. I would never want one. I don't think about it too much though because I don't have one. Link to post Share on other sites
Member33070 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 *shrug* I don't go looking for what they look like, so I can't say for certain. I've seen a couple but I don't know enough about them to know if there's pretty ones. The concept seems strange to have to shove things in your pants. Like when I wear the same pants two days in a row and there's underwear from the day before in there too accidentally. Weird feeling to have extra things in one's pants. (quote of the day :lol:) Um. I think I prefer my parts. ALSO, when I find my guy and if we decide to try sex, I would prefer if his man parts weren't god-awful huge. I really don't understand the fascination with hugeness and why some girls make fun of the sizes. I don't want to shove a freaking liter bottle sized thing up there. Link to post Share on other sites
RandomDent Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 sometimes it occurs to me that penises look very similar to sausages. and under certain circumstances, feel rather like sausages as well. Cooked or raw? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest member25959 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 sometimes it occurs to me that penises look very similar to sausages. and under certain circumstances, feel rather like sausages as well. Cooked or raw? hrmm, good question... raw, i think. raw sausages are more... eh, never mind. i won't be that gross. let's just go with 'raw' and leave it at that. :P Link to post Share on other sites
SteelBite Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I'd never remove mine, but I don't really like it, erections at random times can be annoying. I suppose it is a means of getting a good aim at the toilet without sitting down, but I could live without that. I also hate having testicles, they're too east to hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
The7thSage Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Don't want one on me or in me though I can see it potentially making sex easier if my hypothetical gf and I were going that route. Link to post Share on other sites
Keilah Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I loathe everything between my legs. If I could get them removed, I probably would, especially my testicles. Link to post Share on other sites
asexual Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 I guess itis more convenient for the bathroom trips. The appearance is really odd looking . I find testicles sort of cute though. Link to post Share on other sites
nolongeronaven Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 They're... disgusting. If I could, and I had more than enough money, I wouldn't mind just getting it removed. The only thing good about it is being able to pee standing up. That's about it. Maybe I'll keep it for that :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
hollowed out feeling Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I don't find them very attractive at all. In fact, sometimes they're quite nauseating Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 does the penis care what we think? I'd hate to hurt its feelings. Link to post Share on other sites
skenasis Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Personally, I find 'em ugly. Doesn't stop me from being absolutely fascinated with/by them, though. Link to post Share on other sites
Disco+ Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I find it advantageous to have a penis primarily to deceive friends into believing that I have a weak spot. Incidentally, a lot of my female friends are the type to hit me or deal dirty blows whenever I'm acting facetious, so I wear a cup in advance of when I plan to act silly. I'll even carry a walking stick around sometimes to knock on the cup a few times, gloating in my invincibility. The downside is that the cup is quite uncomfortable to wear for hours at a time, so after advertising to the world that you wear a cup all the time, everyone eventually seems to think it's magically okay to kick you there with all your might. This does not bode well when you secretly take the cup off. Link to post Share on other sites
DracoBorealis Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Well, as long as one isn't trying to get inside me, I'm cool with them. Link to post Share on other sites
abea Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I'm torn between feeling amused and affectionate towards penises (penii?)and feeling grossed out. On one hand, they are super soft and look pretty alone and vulnerable. But then again, they also are ridiculous and odd. And I definitely don't want to touch them in a sexual way - playing with anything super sensitive that's attached to a person until it squirts out warm liquid is not my idea of a good time. I don't mind the actual penis so much as the fact that everytime I'm around one, it's expected that I get all up close and personal and do all sorts of things to it, like it's so irresistable. And of course, a lot of guys tend to think that their penis is god's gift to this planet, while it's really just a bit funny looking. :P But the peeing thing? Oh my god, would I ever want a penis for that....!! Link to post Share on other sites
Caspian Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Wow, this has been an amusing... and disturbing... read. The only purpose of the penis I can appreciate is how efficiently it allows me to void my bladder. Every time I see a public toilet, I'm grateful that I don't have to sit on it. However, all fluids emitted from the penis are waste products and should, under no circumstances, be directed anywhere other than a toilet. I suppose the same could be said about the vagina. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Years ago a baseball player on the Seattle Mariners got hit by a badly-pitched ball. He was not wearing a cup and it was an awful sight, let alone how it felt to him. Baseball players are not known for their brains and he still refused to wear one after that. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 However, all fluids emitted from the penis are waste products and should, under no circumstances, be directed anywhere other than a toilet. I suppose the same could be said about the vagina. If you're talking about pee, women have different organs to do that. You're multi-purposed; we're multi-organed. Link to post Share on other sites
Disco+ Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Under extreme circumstances, I would probably pour urine over my forearms and other sweaty areas to lower my rate of perspiration in desert environments. Link to post Share on other sites
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