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Is there a connection between asexuality...

  

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Sally   
Sally

This will hopefully take care of any and all future questions we have.

But no, it won't. No. :rolleyes:

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under_the_radar   
under_the_radar

lulz

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Stormy Wether   
Stormy Wether

I dunno about everything but there does seem to be a correlation between asexuality and poll starting. I'm tempted to start a poll about it, but I'd probably be told to go and poll myself (and come to think about it, that's even more ace).

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~Salem~   
~Salem~

I have a theory. At some point in our lives at young, young ages, we asexuals were introduced to something. Something that would change our lives forever. For some it is a traumatizing experience, others might find enjoyment in it. But for us, the asexuals of the world, we enjoyed it. And what did we enjoy? Cake. Cake? Yes, that's right. Cake. Maybe it happened on our first birthday, maybe it happened before that, maybe it happened afterwards. But either way we were introduced to cake. Most people enjoy cake every once in a while and then move on with their lives. But not us, no not us. We became obsessed with cake. It became our lives! Constantly, all we could do was eat, sleep, breathe cake. Oh so glorious CAKE! As we got older the obsession continued. While most boys, girls, and children of the world became interested in another person, began thinking sexual thoughts, wanting to preform sexual activities on another person, we asexuals we different. We didn't want sex. We couldn't think about sex. We couldn't think all these thoughts that the other children were thinking. Why? Because we were still obsessed with cake. Then, as teenagers, while other teenagers of the world were getting each other pregnant, we asexuals were not. Why? Because we were STILL focused on cake. The thought of sex was absurd. Because, as we all know, cake is better than sex. Who needs to procreate with another person when you can bake a cake right in the safety of your home without having to worry about STDs. So, in response to your question, yes. I do think that there's a link between asexualtiy and something. And that something is cake. This post was meant to be funny and was not serious in any way. Please no one take me seriously on this

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CBC   
CBC

oh noes... i only sort of like cake, a little bit. :(

heyyy... wait a minute! that must be why i'm more towards the demi end of things instead of being fully asexual. :rolleyes: omg, i think you're really onto something! :P

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Stormy Wether   
Stormy Wether

oh noes... i only sort of like cake, a little bit. :(

heyyy... wait a minute! that must be why i'm more towards the demi end of things instead of being fully asexual. :rolleyes: omg, i think you're really onto something! :P

oh dear *cowers in shame at own inadequacy as revealed by signature*

Does it help that I really, really love tea?

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ily

It's a hard battle you wage, Sally. ;) :cake:

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Finbarr   
Finbarr

oh noes... i only sort of like cake, a little bit. :(

heyyy... wait a minute! that must be why i'm more towards the demi end of things instead of being fully asexual. :rolleyes: omg, i think you're really onto something! :P

oh dear *cowers in shame at own inadequacy as revealed by signature*

Does it help that I really, really love tea?

I'm not a big fan of cake either, but I can go through a box of teabags pretty quickly. :D

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Vampireseal   
Vampireseal

I continue to defend my theory that asexuality is connected to the trifecta of Star Trek-Anime-Kitties. I'm just not sure how. It may be a feline plot. Don't let your kitty read this. Burn this post after reading.

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Næt.   
Næt.

Is there a connection between Asexuality and making threads asking if there's a connection between Asexuality and arbitrary characteristics?

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prettyeyes   
prettyeyes

Well, as a small child I was always obsessed with cake from a young age... Omg... I feel like I'm getting somewhere...

:lol:

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mimi212   
mimi212

My first birthday cake turned me asexual :lol:

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Sally   
Sally

oh noes... i only sort of like cake, a little bit. :(

heyyy... wait a minute! that must be why i'm more towards the demi end of things instead of being fully asexual. :rolleyes: omg, i think you're really onto something! :P

Look what I have for you, CBC.

aweddingcake.jpg

Someone should post a poll about marijuana threads being correlated with demi-asexuality.

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Sally   
Sally

It's a hard battle you wage, Sally. ;) :cake:

I figure if you can't win, you can at least be sarcastic. ^_^

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CBC   
CBC

oh noes... i only sort of like cake, a little bit. :(

heyyy... wait a minute! that must be why i'm more towards the demi end of things instead of being fully asexual. :rolleyes: omg, i think you're really onto something! :P

Look what I have for you, CBC.

aweddingcake.jpg

Someone should post a poll about marijuana threads being correlated with demi-asexuality.

:D

holy crap, that's an amazing cake! i'm so touched. ^_^

and wow, i think you might actually be onto something there! :rolleyes:

It's a hard battle you wage, Sally. ;) :cake:

I figure if you can't win, you can at least be sarcastic. ^_^

haha, that sounds like an excellent general life philosophy to me. :P

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Sally   
Sally

We didn't want sex. We couldn't think about sex.

And even when some of us had sex with importunate sexuals, and even procreated, we were always thinking about CAKE. Victorian English females thought about England; we thought about CAKE. Which was the only way we got through...what we went through. Lots of cake.

I'm happy to see the poll results are currently in favor of "Yes, of course", which proves the astounding circumlocuitiveness of asexual minds. Or something.

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NigelFt

I continue to defend my theory that asexuality is connected to the trifecta of Star Trek-Anime-Kitties. I'm just not sure how. It may be a feline plot. Don't let your kitty read this. Burn this post after reading.

You forgot Dr.Who ...so by rights, it is a quadfecta.

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C M   
C M

It's a hard battle you wage, Sally. ;) :cake:

Funny though.

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metonym   
metonym

I never got the cake bit, is this a crack at people's weight? Anyway, not everything is connected to sexual orientation or lack of it.

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Saesha

I have a theory. At some point in our lives at young, young ages, we asexuals were introduced to something. Something that would change our lives forever. For some it is a traumatizing experience, others might find enjoyment in it. But for us, the asexuals of the world, we enjoyed it. And what did we enjoy? Cake. Cake? Yes, that's right. Cake. Maybe it happened on our first birthday, maybe it happened before that, maybe it happened afterwards. But either way we were introduced to cake. Most people enjoy cake every once in a while and then move on with their lives. But not us, no not us. We became obsessed with cake. It became our lives! Constantly, all we could do was eat, sleep, breathe cake. Oh so glorious CAKE! As we got older the obsession continued. While most boys, girls, and children of the world became interested in another person, began thinking sexual thoughts, wanting to preform sexual activities on another person, we asexuals we different. We didn't want sex. We couldn't think about sex. We couldn't think all these thoughts that the other children were thinking. Why? Because we were still obsessed with cake. Then, as teenagers, while other teenagers of the world were getting each other pregnant, we asexuals were not. Why? Because we were STILL focused on cake. The thought of sex was absurd. Because, as we all know, cake is better than sex. Who needs to procreate with another person when you can bake a cake right in the safety of your home without having to worry about STDs. So, in response to your question, yes. I do think that there's a link between asexualtiy and something. And that something is cake. This post was meant to be funny and was not serious in any way. Please no one take me seriously on this

So the cake got a brain and masterminded that all it's subordinates enslave the minds of asexuals / potential asexuals O_O ...........yelrotflmao.gif

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Sally   
Sally

I never got the cake bit, is this a crack at people's weight?

Nope. Cake's the answer to "What's better than sex?" Tea or pie or just about anything may be substituted for cake.

Anyway, not everything is connected to sexual orientation or lack of it.

Indeed! :D

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Trolley In The Dark   
Trolley In The Dark

For now, I don't really think there is any correlation between asexuality and anything else that I can think of. I have asperger's syndrome, as I have mentioned several times here on this forum, but for the time being, I highly doubt that there is any connection between that and my asexuality. But I will keep my mind open to any possibilities of correlation out there. Only time will tell if there is, in fact any such correlation or lack thereof....

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Sally   
Sally

Only for the young ones.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, Pug! (waits for firestorm)

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asexual cake   
asexual cake

Only for the young ones.


Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! (waits for firestorm)

Here, join me in my bunker.

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Siggy   
Siggy

I just feel like everyone on both sides of the issue is just so arrogant, certain, and arrogantly certain. People on one side say, "There must be a connection!" and the other side says, "What. Don't be silly." Extremists, all of you!

You're just trying to be superior to everyone else with your so-called "tentative conclusions". Well I'm better than that! I don't know whether there is a connection, and you don't either! It's possible that eating cake has nothing to do with asexuality, but it's also possible that it does! Ooooopen your miiiiind!!!!! :o

(lol jk)

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GirlInside   
GirlInside

I think there's a connection between asexuality and not experiencing sexual attraction, but the data are inconclusive. :P

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bristrek   
bristrek

I denounce you all as heathens! The true connection is 42!

At some point in our lives, we were exposed to the number 42 in such a way, time after time until BAM! You're Asexual.

And the most asexual of us all saw the number 42 represented in cake, some how.

This is the one true way. All others are LIES! :evil:

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areece   
areece

I denounce you all as heathens! The true connection is 42!

At some point in our lives, we were exposed to the number 42 in such a way, time after time until BAM! You're Asexual.

And the most asexual of us all saw the number 42 represented in cake, some how.

This is the one true way. All others are LIES! :evil:

I knew the seven-times table would get me in the end!

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