I also have a pdf version which is much smaller, but it doesn't seem to be possible to attach that to a post. What I can give you is the LaTeX source:
\documentclass[11pt]{article}\usepackage{array}\pdfpagewidth 8.5in\pdfpageheight 11in\topmargin 0.25in\headheight 0in\headsep 0in\textheight 8.5in\textwidth 6.5in\oddsidemargin 0in\begin{document}%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\begin{center}\huge{Troll Bingo: Asexy Edition}\\\normalsize\begin{tabular}{|p{1.2 in}|p{1.2 in}|p{1.2 in}|p{1.2 in}|p{1.2 in}|}\hline She just never had an orgasm.&Don't force your deviance on us.&You masturbate? That doesn't count.\vspace{7ex}&You just can't get anyone.&There are no asexual men.\\ \hline How do you know if you've never tried it?\vspace{7ex}&You're using the word "asexuality" incorrectly.&It's just a phase; you'll grow out of it.&I can't imagine being like that.&You're just depressed.\\ \hline You must be damaged in some way.&You just don't want the pregnancy/disease.\vspace{7ex}&Get your hormones checked. \bf{Free Space}&You were probably abused.&You can't love someone without wanting sex.\\ \hline That's just sad.&Old married women are all asexual.\vspace{7ex}&It's a cover for something else.&You just haven't met the right person yet.&You're just being a tease; you actually want sex.\\ \hline Maybe you're gay.&It must be some religious thing.&You just haven't been with me yet.&That's unnatural.&You're crazy not to use your genitals.\vspace{7ex}\\ \hline\end{tabular}\end{center}\end{document}Feel free to use and modify it, but do credit me when distributing it. Credit also goes to Orianna, who created the earlier version here that I started from.
