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#1 jmerry

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Posted 05 September 2009 - 04:22 PM

A week ago, in response to the article discussed here, I had an idea. After many hours of reading ignorant comments to categorize their objections, I bring you this:

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I also have a pdf version which is much smaller, but it doesn't seem to be possible to attach that to a post. What I can give you is the LaTeX source:
\documentclass[11pt]{article}\usepackage{array}\pdfpagewidth 8.5in\pdfpageheight 11in\topmargin 0.25in\headheight 0in\headsep 0in\textheight 8.5in\textwidth 6.5in\oddsidemargin 0in\begin{document}%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\begin{center}\huge{Troll Bingo: Asexy Edition}\\\normalsize\begin{tabular}{|p{1.2 in}|p{1.2 in}|p{1.2 in}|p{1.2 in}|p{1.2 in}|}\hline She just never had an orgasm.&Don't force your deviance on us.&You masturbate? That doesn't count.\vspace{7ex}&You just can't get anyone.&There are no asexual men.\\ \hline How do you know if you've never tried it?\vspace{7ex}&You're using the word "asexuality" incorrectly.&It's just a phase; you'll grow out of it.&I can't imagine being like that.&You're just depressed.\\ \hline You must be damaged in some way.&You just don't want the pregnancy/disease.\vspace{7ex}&Get your hormones checked. \bf{Free Space}&You were probably abused.&You can't love someone without wanting sex.\\ \hline That's just sad.&Old married women are all asexual.\vspace{7ex}&It's a cover for something else.&You just haven't met the right person yet.&You're just being a tease; you actually want sex.\\ \hline Maybe you're gay.&It must be some religious thing.&You just haven't been with me yet.&That's unnatural.&You're crazy not to use your genitals.\vspace{7ex}\\ \hline\end{tabular}\end{center}\end{document}

Feel free to use and modify it, but do credit me when distributing it. Credit also goes to Orianna, who created the earlier version here that I started from.

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Posted 05 September 2009 - 08:19 PM

:D nice

Sadly if you put every cliche on a bingo board you'd probably run out of ink crossing them off...

I can cross a few off already...

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Posted 05 September 2009 - 08:29 PM

Cool. That is really pretty neat.

The sad part is that Iíve heard a fair number of these same statements more or less being told to me in real life alone one way or another.

If we use ‘we,’ ‘us,’ etc in posts we are referring to our multiple system (many people/identities/mind sharing one body). We're okay with answering questions, but understand we've already talked to a few mental health professionals about our condition and aren't interested in anyone trying to "play psychologist" over the internet. 


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Posted 05 September 2009 - 08:38 PM

Bingo! twice. I've heared so many of these.
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You're gonna get there, whatever they say,
And nobody's going to stand in the way.

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Posted 05 September 2009 - 08:53 PM

This is tuned more toward online comments than anything in person, which is part of why it doesn't match some of the other lists of stock responses. That's why I put the hormones bit in the middle: it came up in every comment thread I used as a source, usually many times. The rest were placed randomly.

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 03:12 AM

bingo! haha thats pretty cool

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Posted 06 September 2009 - 03:12 PM

That is hilarious!
(And oh so true ... )

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 07:37 PM

Ahaha this is great! :lol:

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 10:26 PM

Win! :lol:

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Posted 15 September 2010 - 09:34 PM

I've gotten the "It's just a phase" response, but other than that I've a clear card! Woot!
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Posted 16 September 2010 - 05:37 AM

BINGO.

Let's all be friends & drinkers of tea

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Posted 06 June 2011 - 04:17 AM

Thought some of you folks might want to know that I ended up using this bingo card in my newest video, and I hope that's okay. ;)

Asexual Bingo on YouTube

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncoHJo5128Q

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 06:35 AM

Thought some of you folks might want to know that I ended up using this bingo card in my newest video, and I hope that's okay. ;)

Asexual Bingo on YouTube

Embedded:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncoHJo5128Q


Dude, I love your video! You're so strong to not let all those hurtful comments hurt you. I'm going to go check out more of your videos, haha! :D

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 06:36 PM

I've only got three unmarked spots on my board... :(

6 Bingos.

But cute idea. Definitely helpful visibility-wise.

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 06:39 PM

I've only got three unmarked spots on my board... :(


I've received every single one of them and could make my own second version with the overflow, but in my video I only had room for a few. :)

Maybe I should make a version 2 and add it here?

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 12:03 AM

I've only got three unmarked spots on my board... :(


I've received every single one of them and could make my own second version with the overflow, but in my video I only had room for a few. :)

Maybe I should make a version 2 and add it here?


After going through most of your "Letters to an Asexual" series, I gotta say.. Swankivy, you're my new hero! :D
I also found Southpaw on youtube, and it was really neat to hear opinions of other aces as well as their advice. :) So inspiring!

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 03:56 AM

After going through most of your "Letters to an Asexual" series, I gotta say.. Swankivy, you're my new hero! :D

Thanks. That means a lot. I've gotten a few people telling me I shouldn't be doing that series because "nobody cares" or I'm "wasting my time" or whatever, and it's really starting to get annoying because seriously, if someone doesn't care then it's not FOR THEM. I'm all for criticism but telling someone no one cares about what they're doing is really not constructive at all. Clearly people care what I'm saying if people like you say so and I have almost a thousand subscribers to my channel. I hate haters. They just don't want to acknowledge that asexual awareness necessary . . . and ironically, they protest that our erasure isn't a problem by trying to erase us. Slick!

Thanks for speaking up. I like getting reminders about why I do what I do. :)

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 08:00 AM

Swank haters are gonna hate, trolls are gonna troll. Stuff em. I watched several of your videos and that comment one had me laugh so hard I was choking. Keep it up. I for one care :)

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only in dark the light,
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Posted 11 June 2011 - 07:05 PM

After going through most of your "Letters to an Asexual" series, I gotta say.. Swankivy, you're my new hero! :D

Thanks. That means a lot. I've gotten a few people telling me I shouldn't be doing that series because "nobody cares" or I'm "wasting my time" or whatever, and it's really starting to get annoying because seriously, if someone doesn't care then it's not FOR THEM. I'm all for criticism but telling someone no one cares about what they're doing is really not constructive at all. Clearly people care what I'm saying if people like you say so and I have almost a thousand subscribers to my channel. I hate haters. They just don't want to acknowledge that asexual awareness necessary . . . and ironically, they protest that our erasure isn't a problem by trying to erase us. Slick!

Thanks for speaking up. I like getting reminders about why I do what I do. :)


Do NOT stop posting videos! Your my hero! There should be more like you!

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Posted 11 June 2011 - 08:28 PM

Thought some of you folks might want to know that I ended up using this bingo card in my newest video, and I hope that's okay. ;)

Asexual Bingo on YouTube

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncoHJo5128Q

That was awesome. I gotta watch more. :)
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Posted 12 June 2011 - 05:22 AM

Thought some of you folks might want to know that I ended up using this bingo card in my newest video, and I hope that's okay. ;)

Of course. That's why I posted the card in the first place.
Great video!

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Posted 12 June 2011 - 06:18 AM

Swank haters are gonna hate, trolls are gonna troll. Stuff em.

I unfortunately know this better than most.

I watched several of your videos and that comment one had me laugh so hard I was choking. Keep it up. I for one care :)


^___^ Thank you so much.


Do NOT stop posting videos! Your my hero! There should be more like you!

You are so awesome. Thank you for the cake. I wasn't planning on stopping anytime soon--not until I run out of things to say and I think that will never happen--but having support helps. ;)


That was awesome. I gotta watch more. :)

Awww. . . . Thank you.


Of course. That's why I posted the card in the first place.
Great video!

I appreciate that. I might want to make another card because I can definitely say this one doesn't have some of the ones I hear most. Perhaps I could make a second video with the overflow. Haha. Thanks for being cool about me using it!

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Posted 12 June 2011 - 03:05 PM

Do NOT stop posting videos! Your my hero! There should be more like you!

You are so awesome. Thank you for the cake. I wasn't planning on stopping anytime soon--not until I run out of things to say and I think that will never happen--but having support helps. ;)

Than you. I forgot to give you this :vis:

Of course. That's why I posted the card in the first place.
Great video!

I appreciate that. I might want to make another card because I can definitely say this one doesn't have some of the ones I hear most. Perhaps I could make a second video with the overflow. Haha. Thanks for being cool about me using it!


You should totally make a second one ;)
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Posted 20 June 2011 - 07:35 AM

AWESOME! I've only just started telling people about myself and I have a few squares crossed off already...I'm going to carry this around with me and next time I tell someone I'll pull it out and cross off their excuse SHOUTING. BINGO!
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Posted 22 June 2011 - 01:42 AM

I love all troll bingo cards! This is excellent! Such a great way to vent a bit of the frustration with humor.

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Posted 22 June 2011 - 11:08 AM


Of course. That's why I posted the card in the first place.
Great video!

I appreciate that. I might want to make another card because I can definitely say this one doesn't have some of the ones I hear most. Perhaps I could make a second video with the overflow. Haha. Thanks for being cool about me using it!


You should totally make a second one ;)


Third one :P

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 09:20 PM

Love the bingo card, and the video. Also, hope you don't mind me saying, swankivy, but I love your hair in that video too. The blue is fab!

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 03:54 AM

Love the bingo card, and the video. Also, hope you don't mind me saying, swankivy, but I love your hair in that video too. The blue is fab!

Wowee, thanks for the compliment! I really enjoy dressing my hair up, and I love how this one ended up looking on the video!

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 05:09 AM

Here's a second Bingo card for asexuals, since we get far too many of the same comments to fit on ONE bingo card. (Mine only covers those that weren't covered on jmerry's, though there may be sort of semi-overlap.)

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Maybe I will make a video with this one someday. :)

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 06:08 PM

Here's a second Bingo card for asexuals, since we get far too many of the same comments to fit on ONE bingo card. (Mine only covers those that weren't covered on jmerry's, though there may be sort of semi-overlap.)

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Maybe I will make a video with this one someday. :)


I just love how nr. 14 and nr. 15 contradicts each other :D
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