Myssterry Posted Saturday at 02:49 PM Share Posted Saturday at 02:49 PM Banned for teaching them to sing. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted Sunday at 09:26 AM Share Posted Sunday at 09:26 AM Banned for "Cats, the meowsical" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted Monday at 01:18 AM Share Posted Monday at 01:18 AM Hello. I'm back with another useless post that takes up space in this thread. Philosophy class was hell. It was pure hell. I got an A....but it was still hell. I know you don't care, and that's valid, but I must speak my truth. For my final paper, I wrote about "If there was no God(s), how does one determine morality"? Now, this was gonna be hard because I am a believer, but I wrote something about ethical naturalism or something like that. Luckily, I got an A+ on the paper. But....after writing....it had me thinking.... ...God. Another question I could have chose was does "God(s) exist at all"? That stuck with me. It really did. Does God(s) exist? Though I'm a believer....I'm agnostic. I can prove or disprove shit, and neither can science. So science and I are on the same side...sorta...no, not really. Whatever. Science is just witchcraft and Neil Degrassi Tyson is it's greatest wizard. Anyways...I had to figure out the truth...or what I think is the truth....for myself. Only I can walk the lonesome road of unnecessary thinking. I could be an apatheist...but that's too easy. I sit on my bed... ...and think. The only proof I have for the existence or non-existence of God(s) is McDonald's. Hear me out. The ice cream machine is always broken. Seriously. It always is....like....broken 85 percent of the time and that is a problem. That is wicked. We all deserve ice cream... except J.K. Rowling, she's fowl. But we all need ice cream. Now, if God(s) exist, then God(s) are letting all the ice cream machine break down because no one is worshipping them...him...whatever God(s) are, properly. But then another theory arises in my head...maybe the broken ice cream machine is broken because there are no God(s). If there was God(s), they wouldn't dare let any ice cream machine at McDonald's break down. They would let the ice cream flow free for all the people. I don't know anything anymore. I think too damn much. This world is dark cruel and lonely. It wouldn't be that way if McDonalds got it's shit together and fix the ice cream machine for good! DAMMIT I WANT MY ICE CREAM!!!!!! GIVE ME ICE CREAM!!!!! I Ban you because Philosophy class still has me under stress. I ban you because McDonald's still hasn't fixed the ice cream machine. I ban you because I still don't have ice cream 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦 I ban you because I went on a nonsense rant about philosophy and the existence of God(s). I ban you because I inflicted my boredom onto this thread once again. And I apologize...but you're still banned. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
allhailtheglowcloud Posted Monday at 04:36 AM Share Posted Monday at 04:36 AM Banned for making the posts after yours comparatively look pathetic! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted Monday at 08:25 AM Share Posted Monday at 08:25 AM Banned for being apathetic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted Monday at 02:36 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:36 PM Banned for being apt. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted Monday at 02:48 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:48 PM Banned for making an appointment with the ice cream doctor 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a little annihilation Posted Tuesday at 02:40 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:40 AM banned by proxy because the ice cream doctor should have an open door policy 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted Tuesday at 07:18 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 07:18 AM Banned for banning by proxy. 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted Tuesday at 01:00 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:00 PM Banned for leaving an angry rottweiler in close proximity to the beer fridge 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted yesterday at 07:50 AM Share Posted yesterday at 07:50 AM Banned for giving the rottweiler too much to drink. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pack-rat Posted yesterday at 12:21 PM Share Posted yesterday at 12:21 PM Banned for telling the rottweiler to help themselves. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago Banned for leaving the rottweiler to rot 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago Banned for creating a rottenweiler 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Banned for such rotten bans. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago It's lonely being a weeb. I have watched many anime in my life...and that power has given me ultimate wisdom. "Go out and touch grass" you may...or do...say to me. I will next week, but right now I'm in the books....I hate college. Any ways.... After watching anime...I realized something... A rat.... ....when it goes super Saiyan.... ....becomes a golden hamster 🐹 Banned because this post, yet again, was made from boredom. Banned because hamsters are the light of the earth. We must bow down and praise their cuteness. Banned because I'm all weebed out and now continue to do school work and that school work is boring. I ban you for that. Now Ban me. I deserve it for all the post I inflict in this thread. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago Banned because I've watched too much anime and somehow developed a fear of rodents 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pack-rat Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago 1 hour ago, fantastic mx. foxglove said: developed a fear of rodents 😱 Banned for suggesting there is such a thing as too much anime. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago Banned for expecting bans to be animated. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago Banned for getting too animated worked up about banning. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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