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Banned for "Cats, the meowsical"

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

Hello. I'm back with another useless post that takes up space in this thread.

 

Philosophy class was hell. It was pure hell. I got an A....but it was still hell. I know you don't care, and that's valid, but I must speak my truth.

 

 

 

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For my final paper, I wrote about "If there was no God(s), how does one determine morality"? Now, this was gonna be hard because I am a believer, but I wrote something about ethical naturalism or something like that. Luckily, I got an A+ on the paper. But....after writing....it had me thinking....

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...God. Another question I could have chose was does "God(s) exist at all"? That stuck with me. It really did. Does God(s) exist? Though I'm a believer....I'm agnostic. I can prove or disprove shit, and neither can science. So science and I are on the same side...sorta...no, not really. Whatever. Science is just witchcraft and Neil Degrassi Tyson is it's greatest wizard. Anyways...I had to figure out the truth...or what I think is the truth....for myself. Only I can walk the lonesome road of unnecessary thinking. I could be an apatheist...but that's too easy.

 

I sit on my bed...

 

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...and think. The only proof I have for the existence or non-existence of God(s) is McDonald's. Hear me out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ice cream machine is always broken. Seriously. It always is....like....broken 85 percent of the time and that is a problem. That is wicked. We all deserve ice cream... except J.K. Rowling, she's fowl. But we all need ice cream. Now, if God(s) exist, then God(s) are letting all the ice cream machine break down because no one is worshipping them...him...whatever God(s) are, properly. But then another theory arises in my head...maybe the broken ice cream machine is broken because there are no God(s). If there was God(s), they wouldn't dare let any ice cream machine at McDonald's break down. They would let the ice cream flow free for all the people. I don't know anything anymore. I think too damn much. This world is dark cruel and lonely. It wouldn't be that way if McDonalds got it's shit together and fix the ice cream machine for good!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DAMMIT I WANT MY ICE CREAM!!!!!! GIVE ME ICE CREAM!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Ban you because Philosophy class still has me under stress.

 

I ban you because McDonald's still hasn't fixed the ice cream machine.

 

I ban you because I still don't have ice cream 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦

 

I ban you because I went on a nonsense rant about philosophy and the existence of God(s).

 

I ban you because I inflicted my boredom onto this thread once again. And I apologize...but you're still banned.

 

 

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Banned for being apathetic 

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fantastic mx. foxglove

Banned for making an appointment with the ice cream doctor

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a little annihilation

banned by proxy because the ice cream doctor should have an open door policy

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Banned for leaving an angry rottweiler in close proximity to the beer fridge 

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fantastic mx. foxglove

Banned for leaving the rottweiler to rot

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Skycaptain

Banned for creating a rottenweiler

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

It's lonely being a weeb. I have watched many anime in my life...and that power has given me ultimate wisdom. "Go out and touch grass" you may...or do...say to me. I will next week, but right now I'm in the books....I hate college.

 

Any ways.... After watching anime...I realized something...

 

A rat....

 

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....when it goes super Saiyan....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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....becomes a golden hamster 🐹

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Banned because this post, yet again, was made from boredom.

 

Banned because hamsters are the light of the earth. We must bow down and praise their cuteness.

 

Banned because I'm all weebed out and now continue to do school work and that school work is boring. I ban you for that.

 

Now Ban me. I deserve it for all the post I inflict in this thread.

 

 

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fantastic mx. foxglove

Banned because I've watched too much anime and somehow developed a fear of rodents

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1 hour ago, fantastic mx. foxglove said:

developed a fear of rodents

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Banned for suggesting there is such a thing as too much anime.

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Banned for getting too animated worked up about banning.

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Skycaptain

Banned for sending us all on a workout 

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