dragon_nerd Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for not helping him by covering him in red paint 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for thinking that Barry would rather be covered in red paint. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned by the Pink Panther. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for discovering a new species of pink panther. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Urishir Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for eating all the pink panthers 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 " 'All's fair in love and war' they say. That's a damn lie. Love is a wicked thing for us cats. I, Priscilla paws know how love really is. I met a fine Persian man. His fur was as white as the finest cotton. His face as dignified as they come. When we locked eyes, I knew he was the man I desired to be my baby daddy. We talked. We drank..... got pregnant the same day. I thought this love would last forever....I thought wrong. That fucker left me for some Norwegian forest heifer. He left me pregnant with HIS kittens! 'You can't fall in love with someone you JUST met!' My mother told me....she was right. But I knew one thing. Revenge danced through my veins. I killed that fluffy Persian asshole. I had help from a.....,'friend'... Though.... ...we had to hide the evidence. Though he was gone......life became harder on me. I gave birth to children who are ungrateful bastards. I wanted to dump my children on my mother, but my mother said 'you laid there and made them, you laid there and pushed them out,you get off your lazy ass and YOU take care of your bastard children.' What a bitch. I could never stand my mother.....she dumped me off to humans, but she judges me! I knew what I had to do. became a stripper. I stripped my way through ten dollars. And I'll strip my way through life." this cat became a stripper in this irrelevant story. You're banned.. *People reading this be like: 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for caring more that the cat became a stripper than that she killed someone. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned because you have a Good point 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for banning good points 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 The point is that you are banned. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Wassup? :3 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for not banning. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for not putting up a rat trap. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Grumpy cat declined the reggedy cat's advances. Why? She don't want no scrub. And for that, your banned. Spoiler This post is a great example of boredom. Don't fall victim to boredom. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for hanging out the passenger side of your best friend's ride, trying to holler at me. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 minute ago, TheAP said: Banned for hanging out the passenger side of your best friend's ride, trying to holler at me. Banned. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for a facial expression that doesn't match up with your words. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for wanting to put match up on your fries. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for that. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 banned for them 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for those. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for what? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 banned for who? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for when? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for where? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for your question! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for not saying "Banned for why?" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) Banned for banning learning and TheAP banned for ninjaing Edited October 9, 2017 by dragon_nerd 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Telperion Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Banned for being a Petri dish 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 This cat has to twerk with terrible music. This cat has to work at 8pm and leaves work at 4am! At least give her some good music at the strip club! Banned for your sins! P.s. sorry, I'm just bored! :/ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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