Skycaptain Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for giving everyone spotted dick instead 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for not providing custard 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for eating the custard by licking it up with your tongue. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for slurping. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for drinking tea out of the saucer 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for blowing bubbles in your soup. Skycaptain banned for ninjaing. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for blowing bubbles in your bathtub 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for singing, "Splish splash, I was taking a bath" in the bathtub. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned by Ernie's rubber duck. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Customer "waiter, waiter, this fried duck is rubbery" Waiter "thank you sir" Homer banned for giving me the opportunity to retell a bad joke 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for letting Ted compile your book of bad jokes. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for blaming Ted - there are jokes that are so bad that Ted wants nothing to do with them!!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for using Ted as an excuse to make bad jokes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for making tasteless jokes around Ted. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for not adding flavour to the jokes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for salty jokes. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 banned for putting salt on my chips 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IvyZero Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Ban for not eating lightly salted chips. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for not salting the salt of the earth. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for sprinkling salt on the earth. It has to watch its sodium consumption. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned in the odium of sodium. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Banned for odious bans. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Banned for leaving a foul odor behind you 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Banned for fouling the banner. Free kick! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Banned for leaving a fowl on the field 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Famethyst Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Banned for abandoning your birds. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Banned for fawning over the fowl who is in a foul mood 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Banned for Fawning over foul language over the fowl in a foul mood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Banned for fabricating the usage of foul language by the fowl in a foul mood who is in the field 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Banned for trying to use word play with all of the foul sounding words. I am banned for making unintentional puns... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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