dragon_nerd Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for not appreciating globalisation and specialisation 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for aiming at world dominance. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for thinking I want to rule the world, I am too lazy and procrastinate too much to plan anything so grandiose. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for not saying that instead of ruling the world, you really want to take over and rule your local B&Q store! (Big evil plans, small steps to achieve them and stuff!) 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for making me to have to Google to find out what a B&Q store is. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for having a BBQ in the middle of B&Q. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for having a go at the chief executive for missing out the rest of the alphabet when it came to naming thier company! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 banned for thinking that all the letters of the alphabet should be used when naming companies 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 (edited) Banned for not going to Screwfix, and buying the same products, in stores owned by the same parent company for 75% of the price Dragon_nerd Banned for Ninja-it-yourself Edited April 2, 2017 by Skycaptain 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zendalis Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for thinking that anything can be "fixed" by "screwing" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gentle Giant Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for spewing because you're sick. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for reminding me of the this School dinners, school dinners Soggy semolina, cold custard Miss, come quickly, I feel sick It's too late, done it on my plate 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Banned for putting that damn song into my head - and right before bedtime, damnit! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned because you should be thankful that you have some music to lull you to sleep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 banned for listening to music to try to go to sleep 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for listening to silence while going to sleep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for not appreciating blissful silence 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for ruining the silence by testing jackhammers 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for actually enjoying the sound of jackhammers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for giving Jack Hammer beans for dinner. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for being full of beans this morning. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for not waiting a bit. I'll be full of porridge in a few moments. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for nicking Ted's porridge. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Finally I understand why my 6-pint bottles of milk are empty that quickly. Ted is using the milk as well! Banned for not telling me earlier! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for buying so much milk. Thats why I can never find any in the store! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for skimming off the cream. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for not making any clotted cream 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for implying that cream is a clot 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for making me hanker after a cream tea. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Banned for making me miss England 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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