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Banned for worrying about detailsĀ 

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Banned for threatening cats with the V.E.T.S. :o

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(maybe a trigger warning is in order - don't go beyond 1:10 if you're very sensitive)

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Banned for teaching Little Dog to spellĀ  - now using W.A.L.K.I.E.S. as a code won't work.

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Banned for not knowing any synonyms for "walks"

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Banned for trying to get my dog to lead your rebellion.

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Banned for not having it ready when I got up.

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I came over to cook you breakfast in bed.Ā  I took ages preparing breakfast, coming upstairs and making sure everything was OK when you woke up.Ā Ā 

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I even did the dishes.

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Did I get any thanks?Ā  No - all I got was "Who the hell are you?Ā  What're you doing in my bedroom?Ā  I'm calling the police...!!!"

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Banned for being ungrateful!! :PĀ 

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Banned for hiding in my cupboard until I left the house

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Banned for not checking that there were no people in the cupboard before locking it

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Banned for moving into the cupboard under my stairs, and constantly shouting, "Wingaurdium Leviosa", while I'm trying to sleep.

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Banned for idling so long that you stallĀ 

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Banned for expecting me to sew you back together in needlepoint when I only know chainstitchĀ 

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