AussieIsAce Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 homer isnt barts biological father 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Mietta is a fragile china doll, breakable by the lightest touch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 AP made the China dolls from old glue Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Semiterrestrial Scientist Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Santa’s Little elf is a cousin of Legolas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Syrthia thought Legolas was the Welsh cousin of St Nicolas! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Glyn does not enjoy making fun of the Welsh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 TheAP and I dress up as princesses together at the weekends and have a tea party. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 The Unknown Warrior can swim 100m underwater Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Tintinfan is secretly married to Rintintin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Santa's Little Elf was fired for drinking eggnog on the job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haze. Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 RhuinHruda bit one of Santa's reindeer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 He bit me first. Hazel_Elise thinks ducks are just water-proof chickens. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 2 hours ago, RhuinHruda said: Hazel_Elise thinks ducks are just water-proof chickens. I never thought of them this way... now I can't unthink it RH had a pet blobfish for 3 years. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Homer has a Peter Griffin costume and plays him in Family Guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Warrior wears a Merida wig everywhere he goes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heartsandbones Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 TheAP is definitely not a fan of U2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 heartsandbones is named after a Scandinavian soup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Sleighcaptain is captain of Santa's sleigh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhyme Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 The Unknown Warrior is actually a quite known (some might even say famous) pacifist 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Rhyme is famous for his pet cabbage! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Glyn once found the face of Freddie Mercury on a cornflake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 TheAP once put a corn flake on Freddie Mercury's face! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Glyn has made an accurate replica of the Mona Lisa out of cornflakes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 TheAP and I are secret lovers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Warrior is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 AP decided to marry Santa instead of The Unknown Warrior so she could have Christmas babies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Santa's Little Elf forced my babies to work in slave labour in Santa's toy workshop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caetxln Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 TheAP packed me into a gift box and give it away to childeren as a Christmas gift. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Caetxln denies using the box as a way to sneak up on people... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caetxln Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Glyn uses weed as a camouflage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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