Guest Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 RhuinHruda has a collection of samurai swords in her house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 The Unknown Warrior is wanted for murder....ing a cheesecake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Rhuin framed Warrior by smearing cheesecake around her mouth while she was sleeping. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 TheAngel(of)Peace double dared me to. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Rhuin once turned down a triple-dog-dare. Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 TheAP once played spin the bottle and had to kiss a giraffe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Warrior once was the first one to get drunk while playing Never Have I Ever, because all the questions were about cake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 TheAP actually does have a halo that hovers above her head at all times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Warrior tried to imitate my halo with a glowstick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 TheAP sells those glowsticks in cooperation with the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Timewarp thinks that a glowstick is asparagus grown too close to Sellafield 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Sky made timewarp believe glowsticks grow inside a asparagus only sold in Sellafield Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Santa's Little Elf lights his house with glowsticks made from asparagus. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 The Angel of Peace once compared Donald Trump to a glow stick - she wants to snap him and then shake him until the lights come on! Â 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Glyn actually stuck a glowstick in Trump's rearend and made AP believe it was a fake glowstick  Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Glowsticks:Â When we started to talk about something that was glowing bright orange, Santa's Little Elf thought we were talking about Donald Trump! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Glyn's teeth glow in the dark. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 TheAP borrowed a pair of glass slippers from me but never returned them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Warrior is hiding the fact that she didn't really fit into the glass slippers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 AP didn't tell warrior the glass slippers were actually made out of goat hair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Elf sheared a blue goat to make the slippers. Â 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Since AP has no hair left she decided to join the Bare Naked Goats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Elf is trying to ban public goat nudity. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 AP invented the public goat nudity ban Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Santa's little Elf has a suit made from dog tongues 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Tintinfan has a suit made from cat claws. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 27 minutes ago, TheAngel(of)Peace said: Tintinfan has a suit made from cat claws. Angel Of Peace wanted to paint it red so she could be Santa Claws!!  **Ka-boom-cha!** This quality pun has been brought to you today by the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel - for all your punning needs! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Glyn married a monkey called JoJo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 The unknown warrior comes with three year warranty 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Tintinfan has trademarked the name Tintinfan so no one else can use it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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