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I think I saw a video about something like that last time I was at the video shop :) Something to do with nuns. :blink:

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Ceiling Cat seez anyfin evil R gud we kittehz doez. :unsure:
Revelation 20

From LOLCat Bible Translation Project

1 Meow! wat is dat hovr d00d doin wiv teh key to teh dip basement an a chain?

2 Teh hovr d00d is liek, “Oh hai, Basement Cat, u is evilz an u is goin in teh dip basement 4 liek a rilly long time, d00d. Srsly.”

3 An Basement Cat is frown into teh dip basement 4 lying to kittehz. Getz out in liek 1000 years but not 4 long tho, so no worryz.

4 An ai seen judgez on frones, an meow! teh gud kittehz has got liek no hedz just coz dey lieks Jebus an stuffz! Not bin worshipin idles or anyfin! Anyways, theyz bak to life an livin wif Jebus for liek 1000 years.

5 Ded gud kittehz wiv heds has 2 wait 1000 years. Not gud.) Dis bak to life 1.

6 Bak 2 life 1 kittehz pwn other kittehz, not even pwned by secund dedding. Deyz liek best matez wiv Jebus an Ceiling Cat, for liek 1000 years, srsly. MEOW how kool is dat?

7 Liek 1000 years laterz, Basement Cat gotted out of teh dip basement.

8 An sez lying stuffs to all urths kittehz, so they want karate?.

9 Loadz kittehz turnded up an are liek, “Oh hai, Ceiling Cat kittehz, we pwn you big stylez”, but den teh Ceiling makes teh firez an dey is all “Oh noes! Do not want!”.

10 An Basement Cat is frown in a basement of fartz, wiv other evil kittehz to burn 24 7 forevers. Sry.

11 Meow!, is dat Ceiling Cat on teh white frone? Ys, coz Ceiling Cat is pwning the urths and stuffs.

12 Ai see ded kittehz. Srsly. An dis hover d00d, he gets life book from teh Ceiling Cat library. The kittehz, deyz bein judged by whatz in teh life book.

13 All ded kittehz deyz bein judged, even the rilly rilly hard onez 2 get at coz deys in teh sea an stuffs.

14 Den death an Hades gets frown in teh fire lake. Oh noes! Dis teh secund dedding.

15 Oh teh bery evil kittehz dem goin in teh fire basement also. Pwned!

:D :lol: But Osito, could this not be offensive to cats who worship in other ways? (Not to mention some fundamentalist groups who think anything light-hearted about their faith is discriminatory). Shame on you! Remember THE EYE!

I do think the best way forward is the sticky. Perhaps the banner could start by telling people what the stickies are, and why it's important to read them? Surely no one could be offended by that, and it would be very productive. After that, anyone found to be breaking the TOS could not claim ignorance as a defence.

Olivier, a video about religionist asexuals whipping atheist sexuals while being observed by Ceiling Cat. That must have won something at Cannes...

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Olivier, a video about religionist asexuals whipping atheist sexuals while being observed by Ceiling Cat. That must have won something at Cannes...

If not a video, then at least a limerick or two. :)

But Osito, could this not be offensive to cats who worship in other ways? (Not to mention some fundamentalist groups who think anything light-hearted about their faith is discriminatory). Shame on you! Remember THE EYE!

That post was a test of The Eye's omniscience and omnipresence. :rolleyes:

The International Lolcat Translators are hard at work on The Golden Dawn, The Bhagavad Gita, The Necronomicon, The Origin of Species, The Egyptian Book of the Dead, and Dianetics. And are taking suggestions.

I do think the best way forward is the sticky. Perhaps the banner could start by telling people what the stickies are, and why it's important to read them? Surely no one could be offended by that, and it would be very productive. After that, anyone found to be breaking the TOS could not claim ignorance as a defence.

I know that Shockwave liked the sticky idea, so hopefully the mods are kicking it about and will set the option on the table when those two weeks are up. But we can be thinking about what should go into it. Then the banner can direct people to it. The sticky can, in turn, direct people to the TOS.

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That post was a test of The Eye's omniscience and omnipresence. :rolleyes:

The International Lolcat Translators are hard at work on The Golden Dawn, The Bhagavad Vita, The Necronomicon, The Origin of Species, The Egyptian Book of the Dead, and Dianetics. And are taking suggestions.

Dianetics. Hm. Hey, Tom Cruise and Katy! They could do a video on sexuall Scientologist lolcats whipping asexual psychiatrically-sympathizing lolcats!

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Resurrects the thread, just in case Sauron's getting complacent...

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