Jump to content

Incredibly Ace Moments


you*hear*but*do*you*listen

Recommended Posts

nerdperson777

I have a 2 in 1 trans and ace moment, and then something I remembered before.

 

Yesterday, my mom was looking at her bills to see how much she has to pay for the vacation timeshares that she doesn't use.  I asked her why she didn't just get rid of it since we don't even like vacations and don't want to take them.  She thinks she should.  I don't want to go.  Dad doesn't want to go.  She wouldn't just go with dad.  (Mom doesn't even like being alone in the same room with him.)  Every time we went in the past couple years was just so she could use her timeshare points and I'm just waiting for my parents to argue at some point in the trip, usually about directions.  Then I tried to hint her at things.

Me: You know what dad actually wants. (sex)

Mom: A son?

Me: I am your son.

Mom: OH, you mean that.

Why else is dad not hiding that he watches porn in his room?  He doesn't even close the door all the way.  There's always a crack and he doesn't wear headphones.

 

The previous summer I wound up in an apartment with other LGBT+ people due to us trying to fight the school housing department to recognize our genders/put us in one.  There was the cis pansexual girl and her two dating trans friends.  Sometimes we just end up chatting downstairs in the kitchen and living room.  The guy starts talking to his girlfriend mid-conversation about how one day they will finally have sex.  She replied, aw.....

I didn't say anything, but I never thought of that as a compliment before.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I aways feel as if I am coming out ace when I say I like cake.

 

My friend sent me a picture of a really good looking cake and for a few min I confess I wanted to marry it...

  • Like 11
Link to post
Share on other sites

My ace ring always gets mistaken for a mood ring which is pretty annoying! The conversation usually goes:

Them: Oh a mood ring, aren't they a bit 2005?

Me: Urm....?

Them: Can I try it on? I want to see what my mood is

Me, knowing all too well it's not a mood ring: Sure, knock yourself out!

Them: ... It doesn't work

Me, pretending to be shocked: Gosh darn. I bought a fake mood ring...!!!

Them: You really did. That's a shame :((( 

Me: Mhm, yup.

  • Like 9
Link to post
Share on other sites
22 hours ago, OakTree said:

My ace ring always gets mistaken for a mood ring which is pretty annoying! The conversation usually goes:

Them: Oh a mood ring, aren't they a bit 2005?

Me: Urm....?

Them: Can I try it on? I want to see what my mood is

Me, knowing all too well it's not a mood ring: Sure, knock yourself out!

Them: ... It doesn't work

Me, pretending to be shocked: Gosh darn. I bought a fake mood ring...!!!

Them: You really did. That's a shame :((( 

Me: Mhm, yup.

:lol:

That has happened to me too!

 

Them: Is that a mood ring?

Me: No, it isn't.

Them: Really? Because it reminds me the ones that were around a few years ago.

Me: No, it doesn't change color, it stays black.

Them: Oh, okay.

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
NotGojoSatoru

Okay so all of my friends from undergrad were getting married in the past few months. The problem was that I am in a totally different country doing my Masters and I couldn't go back to my home country every weeks. 

I was just talking to my mum over the phone, about this:

 

Me: So friend#1, friend#2 and friend#3 are getting married this month.

Mum: Is that so?

Me: *sighs in a forlorn manner* yep

Mum: Don't worry-

Me: I am missing so many dinner invitations. *sighs again*

Mum: ... *sighs* of course.

  • Like 8
Link to post
Share on other sites
Forest Spirit

Ace and (maybe?) demi-romantic moment:

This has happened twice now, I was told that friend A is into person B (as in "he/she really really likes him/her" or "he/she wants more than being friends") and that "it's complicated, person B doesn't seem to reciprocate their feelings or sometimes does, sometimes doesn't, it's confusing, ecc". So then there's me: I get that relationships and feelings can be very confusing and complicated ^looking at myself^ and so I think that I understand what they're going through! I can emphatize with them and everyhing.... UNTIL... 2 MONTHS LATER I get told that friend A is into person C (same story with complicated stuff) and I'm just like (in my head) "... but, but.. I mean... didn't you like person B like this!? HOW ON EARTH are you able to have such strong feelings for someone else after such short amount of time? (that's the reason why demi sounds somehow fitting sometimes) And what about person B?? What!? I'm totally lost..."

  • Like 3
Link to post
Share on other sites
9 minutes ago, Quasar.w said:

HOW ON EARTH are you able to have such strong feelings for someone else after such short amount of time?

Hormones. Really, I have no other explanation to offer... :cake:

  • Like 4
Link to post
Share on other sites
50 minutes ago, roland.o said:
1 hour ago, Quasar.w said:

HOW ON EARTH are you able to have such strong feelings for someone else after such short amount of time?

Hormones. Really, I have no other explanation to offer... :cake:

Oh pish sometimes you just find a really genuine nice person that you do well with.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Forest Spirit
4 minutes ago, :)(: said:

Oh pish sometimes you just find a really genuine nice person that you do well with.

Even if I find a genuine nice person I get along well it takes me forever to really like them, I'm a turtle when it comes to liking people ^slow motion^ :lol:

  • Like 4
Link to post
Share on other sites

One time in 8th grade there was this big formal dance coming up and all my friends wanted me to have a date (I had never had a bf or like anything). They decided to ship me with this guy in our class. I did not want to go to this dance with him (however I thought it was a joke and that they wouldn't actually tell him or anything). Then in math class they told me that they had tried to convince him to ask me. I was so shocked and upset that I angrily told them that "IM NOT F*CKING GOING TO THAT DANCE WITH HIM!" I very rarely swore in the 8th grade and I think they were all a bit scared. We sat through the rest of class in silence. It wasn't a great day. The teacher didn't hear me though, so I didn't get in any trouble.

  • Like 3
Link to post
Share on other sites
4 minutes ago, RubytheGem said:

One time in 8th grade there was this big formal dance coming up and all my friends wanted me to have a date (I had never had a bf or like anything). They decided to ship me with this guy in our class. I did not want to go to this dance with him (however I thought it was a joke and that they wouldn't actually tell him or anything). Then in math class they told me that they had tried to convince him to ask me. I was so shocked and upset that I angrily told them that "IM NOT F*CKING GOING TO THAT DANCE WITH HIM!" I very rarely swore in the 8th grade and I think they were all a bit scared. We sat through the rest of class in silence. It wasn't a great day. The teacher didn't hear me though, so I didn't get in any trouble.

I get you.

 

Oh something similar happend to be with my best friend ( who was inconveniently male) I just feel deep seated resentment towards Romance things like that.

  • Like 4
Link to post
Share on other sites
knittinghistorian

I found a marvelous wedding dress at a thrift store: an ivory ballgown made of silk dupioni, which even fits me. I bought it (how could I not? Such a find!), and immediately began making plans to attempt to dye it. Because going to the opera or some sort of black-tie event is pretty unlikely in my life, but far more likely than me ever actually needing a wedding dress!

  • Like 8
Link to post
Share on other sites
yourfavoritecrime

My friend showed me a picture of a hot KPOP guy in a sexy pose and said “mmm check it out”, and the first thing I said was “wow, that dye job is awesome! You can’t even see the roots” and she just laughed at me, I didn’t even notice that I said a super ace thing 😂

  • Like 4
Link to post
Share on other sites
nerdperson777

I already had cake 20 minutes into the new year.  My dad asked for a birthday cake on his birthday so after it struck midnight at the party we were at, we took quick pictures and he served everyone cake.

  • Like 5
Link to post
Share on other sites
15 hours ago, RubytheGem said:

One time in 8th grade there was this big formal dance coming up and all my friends wanted me to have a date (I had never had a bf or like anything). They decided to ship me with this guy in our class. I did not want to go to this dance with him (however I thought it was a joke and that they wouldn't actually tell him or anything). Then in math class they told me that they had tried to convince him to ask me. I was so shocked and upset that I angrily told them that "IM NOT F*CKING GOING TO THAT DANCE WITH HIM!" I very rarely swore in the 8th grade and I think they were all a bit scared. We sat through the rest of class in silence. It wasn't a great day. The teacher didn't hear me though, so I didn't get in any trouble.

I'm so glad that it's not customary to bring a date to formal dances in school around here unless you're already in a relationship. So I was spared that experience.

Edited by Dodoa
Link to post
Share on other sites
SallyBlackwater

I just remembered a thing that happened a few years ago. I was talking to a guy online and we were on the topic of my favourite music group, Arashi. They're JPop idols, and I had a huge celebrity crush on them. So, this guy asks me if I would ever say yes if one of them asked me to have sex with him. Yeah, that was quite a creepy question to ask and I stopped chatting with this guy soon after that. Anyway, my answer was "No", and I really thought so, even though at that moment those guys were to me the most beautiful people on Earth. I guess that someone else would have answered "Yes" without even thinking about it....

  • Like 4
Link to post
Share on other sites
40 minutes ago, SallyBlackwater said:

I guess that someone else would have answered "Yes" without even thinking about it....

There's always someone who would say "Yes" without thinking.

 

I daresay that most people who would say "Yes" to that question wouldn't actually go through with it if they had the chance.

  • Like 1
Link to post
Share on other sites

One of the strings in my violin (the one that played the G note) kept going out of tune no matter how many times I adjusted the tuning peg, so I went to my grandpa and asked out loud, "How do I fix my G-string?"

 

My mom and my aunt promptly began to laugh their asses off as I stared in confusion until I looked it up. 

  • Like 15
Link to post
Share on other sites

Oh my :P well I have a pretty ace moment from when I was younger that I'd never share anywhere else hahaha

I was 13 and my cousin showed me pornographic content.
My response: *GASP* "WE HAVE A HOLE DOWN THERE?!"
Cousin: ".......... yes?"
Me: "Oh, right... I knew that. That makes sense... because... babies" *slowly dies*

 

My second response: "WTF... IT GOES ALL THE WAY IN???!"
Cousin: "............. yes?"
Me: "...... Yeah, I totally knew that, too..." *dies some more*
(always assumed that people just kind of rubbed their things against each others, but this seemed even WORSE lol. I was sooo mortified... It was an awful realization - even holding hands with someone seemed awful to me at the time, so yeah... I really didn't get it and didn't want to)

Oh I just thought of another one. I was a teenager, not sure how old.
I remember chatting with a guy online and he sent me a message: "I want to..." and then the emoticons ":P" your *emoticon of a cat*
I didn't get it. So I was really confused to why he wanted to lick my cat?! LOL. I just thought it was such a strange thing to say and assumed he was joking. 
Glad someone told me what it meant so I could delete and block him!

 

  • Like 7
Link to post
Share on other sites

All I see when I type 69 is the number, or maybe the pisces symbol or yin-yang. Why does everyone crack up about it, even???

  • Like 2
Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Tortuga said:

All I see when I type 69 is the number, or maybe the pisces symbol or yin-yang. Why does everyone crack up about it, even???

Don’t ask.

  • Like 7
Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Tortuga said:

All I see when I type 69 is the number, or maybe the pisces symbol or yin-yang. Why does everyone crack up about it, even???

According to Google, it's several bus routes and the answer to a few maths problems. There was also a description, but nothing more graphic than that. That's without clicking any links, though.

It's mentioned a few times further back in this thread as well. It's definitely not as bad as tossed salad. You really don't want to know what that one means....

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Me: This character has so much complex emotions, you can see he hates himself because of his nature worse his brother mentioned he's the one who clings to his humanity the most. (In this novel game I'm playing the heroine goes to confront her vampire love interest about his true identity, he gets angry at himself because he hates being what he is. In a later part he plays with her hair in silence as a way of wanting emotional connection. I was more moved by the emotional aspect of the story so I told a friend hoping we'd discuss the complexity of the male's actions and emotions.)

 

Sexual friend: He's so hot and attractive I'm so flustered by this *fire emoji*

 

Me: *looks at the camera like I'm in an ep of the Office.*

  • Like 10
Link to post
Share on other sites
Forest Spirit
10 hours ago, Rhaenys said:

Me: This character has so much complex emotions, you can see he hates himself because of his nature worse his brother mentioned he's the one who clings to his humanity the most. (In this novel game I'm playing the heroine goes to confront her vampire love interest about his true identity, he gets angry at himself because he hates being what he is. In a later part he plays with her hair in silence as a way of wanting emotional connection. I was more moved by the emotional aspect of the story so I told a friend hoping we'd discuss the complexity of the male's actions and emotions.)

 

Sexual friend: He's so hot and attractive I'm so flustered by this *fire emoji*

 

Me: *looks at the camera like I'm in an ep of the Office.*

I can relate to this waaaaaay to much...

  • Like 4
Link to post
Share on other sites
On ‎12‎/‎25‎/‎2017 at 4:35 AM, Mirari said:

Until fairly recently, I used to think it was sweet when couples were said to have been "making love" because I thought it meant they were putting more effort to make their relationship flourish.

Interestingly, I have never understood how the term "making love" can possibly be referring to sex. I still don't get it.

  • Like 4
Link to post
Share on other sites
17 hours ago, Rhaenys said:

Me: This character has so much complex emotions, you can see he hates himself because of his nature worse his brother mentioned he's the one who clings to his humanity the most. (In this novel game I'm playing the heroine goes to confront her vampire love interest about his true identity, he gets angry at himself because he hates being what he is. In a later part he plays with her hair in silence as a way of wanting emotional connection. I was more moved by the emotional aspect of the story so I told a friend hoping we'd discuss the complexity of the male's actions and emotions.)

 

Sexual friend: He's so hot and attractive I'm so flustered by this *fire emoji*

 

Me: *looks at the camera like I'm in an ep of the Office.*

Hahahahahahah this is me!

 

other person: he/she is so hottttt omggg

me: uhm... yes, he/she is a beautiful human being

*feeling awkward and repulsed because of the word "hot" and the meaning behind it*

  • Like 6
Link to post
Share on other sites
On 1/3/2018 at 2:46 PM, Zebrafinch said:

It's definitely not as bad as tossed salad. You really don't want to know what that one means....

 

Being the slightly pervy me I am, I searched it up- and got pics of nice, green, leafy salads! Nice to know that the internet isn't entirely perverted :)

  • Like 5
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...