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SallyBlackwater

I suddenly realized that ever since I was a little kid, all my favourite Disney movies definitely do not include a princess finding her Prince Charming as a main plot point. I generally enjoy those too but they're not my favourite xD

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1 minute ago, SallyBlackwater said:

I suddenly realized that ever since I was a little kid, all my favourite Disney movies definitely do not include a princess finding her Prince Charming as a main plot point. I generally enjoy those too but they're not my favourite xD

I only remember Mulan and Tarzan.  That just says more about my gender than anything else.  How could I not want to fight in an army or swing from vines?  Screw being rescued by a prince/knight.  I wanted to BE the prince/knight.  And then I wouldn't marry the girl.  I'd just rescue her, because social status doesn't appeal to me, personalities do.

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On 11/16/2017 at 6:07 PM, Iced Milk Boy said:

Trying to write romance and or sexual arousal be like:

 

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And unexpected sex scenes in media have me like: 

 

 

Right?! I have absolutely no idea what either sexual or romantic attraction feels like, so if I'm ever writing a scene like that it tends to be aesthetically-inclined. I like describing characters and how they look because to me, that is attraction. Writing sex scenes is my worst nightmare; I never want to do it again.

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1 hour ago, NoLongerHuman said:

Right?! I have absolutely no idea what either sexual or romantic attraction feels like, so if I'm ever writing a scene like that it tends to be aesthetically-inclined. I like describing characters and how they look because to me, that is attraction. Writing sex scenes is my worst nightmare; I never want to do it again.

Sometimes I think NOBODY knows how to write a sex scene... it seems like any I’ve read that are at all detailed are either A) gross and voyeuristic or B) pretentious and unintentionally hilarious or C) both. Or maybe I just think that because I’m ace and don’t get it...

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1 hour ago, knittinghistorian said:

Sometimes I think NOBODY knows how to write a sex scene... it seems like any I’ve read that are at all detailed are either A) gross and voyeuristic or B) pretentious and unintentionally hilarious or C) both. Or maybe I just think that because I’m ace and don’t get it...

 

I've thought the same thing! I've tried to read erotica, but it either grosses me out or pisses me off. I don't know how much of my disgust pertains to my asexuality and how much pertains to the author's writing abilities, but it could very well be an ace thing.

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6 hours ago, NoLongerHuman said:

I've thought the same thing! I've tried to read erotica, but it either grosses me out or pisses me off. I don't know how much of my disgust pertains to my asexuality and how much pertains to the author's writing abilities, but it could very well be an ace thing.

 

7 hours ago, knittinghistorian said:

Sometimes I think NOBODY knows how to write a sex scene... it seems like any I’ve read that are at all detailed are either A) gross and voyeuristic or B) pretentious and unintentionally hilarious or C) both. Or maybe I just think that because I’m ace and don’t get it...

 

No idea what's happening -- but I'm pretty sure writing sex scenes is easy as writing a descriptive scene from a novel. I myself used to (technically I am) writing fan fictions of mostly Thriller, Detective, Romance, etc. But when it comes to very .. extreme sex scenes -- well, I could only describe it as If two couples were waiting 2 months to do it.

 

This is also in a case where I would use my times when I was with my ex and stuff .. as a great way to kick things off. (Don't ask me why I would use it as an example because It was either that or go to a Porn website and use that as an example. T__T)

 

On 11/26/2017 at 9:54 AM, Warsaw said:

Last night I gave a girl a complement about her weight loss, and she took it as me coming on to her.  I told her that her face looked thinner, and she tried to get me to complement her butt, and I went from friendly to robot instantly.

 

As a person who's an Honest-bomber, many girls who i hang out with (sadly all my friends are 80% females) are lesbians, bisexuals but majority of them are straight. I compliment them what they look like and tell them "Nothing is wrong with that." However, just like your case , there were some that thought I was In love w/ them or something. But hey, life ain't easy without someone being w/ you. 

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12 hours ago, knittinghistorian said:

Sometimes I think NOBODY knows how to write a sex scene... it seems like any I’ve read that are at all detailed are either A) gross and voyeuristic or B) pretentious and unintentionally hilarious or C) both. Or maybe I just think that because I’m ace and don’t get it...

When I read sex scenes I think to myself "okay, so that's what this person thinks sex is like. So when is the dragon going to show up and eat them?"

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7 hours ago, OperationalWolf said:

As a person who's an Honest-bomber, many girls who i hang out with (sadly all my friends are 80% females) are lesbians, bisexuals but majority of them are straight. I compliment them what they look like and tell them "Nothing is wrong with that." However, just like your case , there were some that thought I was In love w/ them or something. But hey, life ain't easy without someone being w/ you. 

I actually prefer hanging out with lesbians over straight women because there is a heavily implied degree of seperation.  I've been friends with women who could help me fix my motorcycle and cars, I think they are awesome.

 

But most women think that I'm automatically interested.  Most don't think I'm in love, they want a one night stand and at this point in my life I'm finally to where I can say no, and not care what people think, before saying no was a nightmare scenario.

 

I've thought about wearing a gold wedding band to create a fictional "wife" that I could invoke to skip social scenarios I don't care to be in.

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19 hours ago, nerdperson777 said:

I only remember Mulan and Tarzan.  That just says more about my gender than anything else.  How could I not want to fight in an army or swing from vines?  Screw being rescued by a prince/knight.  I wanted to BE the prince/knight.  And then I wouldn't marry the girl.  I'd just rescue her, because social status doesn't appeal to me, personalities do.

I wouldn’t want a princess/damsel to marry me just cause I was knight that rescued them either. I mean, I’d probably be primarily concerned about a monetary award (I still need to make a living) along with living up to my status as a good knight; but even if I was interested in wedding a princess, I’d still be like, look, just cause I saved you doesn’t mean you’d actually like me as a person so don’t just marry me cause I saved your life. I may have rescued you from your tower, but who’s to say I’m not just gonna place you on a higher floor, metaphorically speaking, by trapping you in a bad marriage? I freed you, don’t go running back into another cage! Money is a much fairer method of compensation for both parties.

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7 hours ago, Warsaw said:

I actually prefer hanging out with lesbians over straight women because there is a heavily implied degree of seperation.  I've been friends with women who could help me fix my motorcycle and cars, I think they are awesome.

 

But most women think that I'm automatically interested.  Most don't think I'm in love, they want a one night stand and at this point in my life I'm finally to where I can say no, and not care what people think, before saying no was a nightmare scenario.

 

I've thought about wearing a gold wedding band to create a fictional "wife" that I could invoke to skip social scenarios I don't care to be in.

Most of my friends are (trans) lesbians that know I'm not into them like that.  We can make not-straight jokes all day.

 

5 hours ago, Laplace said:

I wouldn’t want a princess/damsel to marry me just cause I was knight that rescued them either. I mean, I’d probably be primarily concerned about a monetary award (I still need to make a living) along with living up to my status as a good knight; but even if I was interested in wedding a princess, I’d still be like, look, just cause I saved you doesn’t mean you’d actually like me as a person so don’t just marry me cause I saved your life. I may have rescued you from your tower, but who’s to say I’m not just gonna place you on a higher floor, metaphorically speaking, by trapping you in a bad marriage? I freed you, don’t go running back into another cage! Money is a much fairer method of compensation for both parties.

I would think that the king would pay me enough to do my knightly duties so I wouldn't need to accept a payment.  I think at some point I made a story about an OC I had.  It was some guy living with his dad who has a clothes making business.  He would go to the city and think about wanting to be a knight but his dad didn't like it.  One day he got in a fight with a cocky knight who probably was a favorite by the teacher because of his innate talent.  I forget who won the fight, but the knight teacher walked in on the fight and saw something special in him so he offered him the opportunity to study the way of the sword.  So he would spend some nights learning while trying to hide his knight gear somewhere.  Then something would happen where his dad gets attacked and he uses his knight powers to save him.  I think that was the extent of the story I made.

 

I was doing some sword training earlier and the coach said that my left arm wasn't totally straight.  Whenever my limbs bend at least a little, I just say that I do too much Tai Chi.  After that, I started thinking, ha, I can't be straight, I do Tai Chi.  Hehe, not-straight jokes.

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10 hours ago, Warsaw said:

I've thought about wearing a gold wedding band to create a fictional "wife" that I could invoke to skip social scenarios I don't care to be in.

 

Yeah, then you'll just attract women who specifically go after married men. :P

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1 minute ago, StormySky said:

I forgot that sex was actually a thing that people do 0.O

Similarly, I took a class yesterday and we had to pair up.  This lady said that she would go with her "hubby".  Since it was never stated, I never knew they were married.  I just thought they were two people who just took the class together.  Also I guess since they were different races, I kind of forgot about interracial couples in the process.

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3 hours ago, Wish Bear 🌠 said:

Also, when you're walking into anywhere and you're like, "Man, I'm dressed in a very, very unsexy way."

But were you dressed comfortably? Forget sexiness, comfort is what really matters. 

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13 hours ago, Wish Bear 🌠 said:

 

Yeah, then you'll just attract women who specifically go after married men. :P

Yeah, but, at least there are less of them.  Also, you don't seem like the asshole for rejecting them.

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I am on another web site where you can choose the color of the box surrounding your message in their chat system. I don't use the chat myself, but I looked over at the chat box and the colors of the last people who posted made up the ace flag! I'm sure I am the only one who noticed that little happy accident.

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I have grown a beard on many occasions just to keep my face warm with the happy bonus of repelling women (my beard is epic enough to age me 20 to 30 years.) I recently cut it to look like Riker from Star Trek, so it actually looks well kept now (heartbreaking.)

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15 hours ago, Hermit Advocate said:

But were you dressed comfortably? Forget sexiness, comfort is what really matters. 

Don't worry, I know. I was just being a goof. :P

 

I've just noticed that I dress kind of differently. But I think my personality factors into that even more than my aceness.

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I overheard my main work partner telling someone in the breakroom that his girlfriend had just found out she was pregnant.  I was dumbfounded, because while I knew he was 'seeing someone' I somehow mentally blocked out that they must have been having sex.   I forgot that to many young adults that's the point of a relationship.

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On 12.11.2017 at 9:42 PM, Ankh-Morpork said:

Later that day (still in the bus) I lost something not that important (I can't even remember what) at the floor of the bus and I wasn't able to find it. One of the girls offered to help, so she continued to search for some minutes. Somehow she managed to put her bottom close to my face while searching (which I didn't really recognize in the moment because I was looking for the lost thing myself.)

After a while she gave up and one of the other classmates said something like "doesn't matter, $Ankh-Morpork had his fun anyway". I was like "uhm, what do you mean?".

After that they must have thought I were crazy, at least it would explain some of their faces.

Just reminded me of how it sometimes happens that my (very well covered up) breasts are halfway in the face of another person and when I realize it I'm just like "ahm, well sorry they (my breats) are just kind of there... please ignore this!"

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Last time I went to the dentist while she was looking at my teeth her boobs were resting on my forehead. I thought it was a bit awkward but I didn't care. My brother had her next and later told me he was hoping not to get an erection the entire time. After hearing that, I'm glad I'm ace.

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6 hours ago, Lirpaderp said:

Last time I went to the dentist while she was looking at my teeth her boobs were resting on my forehead. I thought it was a bit awkward but I didn't care. My brother had her next and later told me he was hoping not to get an erection the entire time. After hearing that, I'm glad I'm ace.

Related experience: once had an epidural for a surgery, and they had a nurse in front of me to stabilize me if I passed out (I didn't, but very nearly did). The way she positioned herself, her mammiferous parts were right at head level. I tucked my head in as far as I could toward my chest so they were resting on the back of my head. I'm sure most allo guys would not have done that >.>

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This was a while ago, so I don't entirely remember the context, but I said "eew" to something regarding lesbian porn, and the person I was talking to thought I was a homophobe and was shocked. I had to quickly explain that it was the "porn" part that grossed me out, not the "lesbian" part. It was super awkward.

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