Just a Mo Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 I should have known I was ace when my mom gave me "the talk" and my first and only question on the subject was "why on earth would anyone want to do that?" But more recently, I was writing what was supposed to be a very cute romantic scene between two characters in my novel. I was writing along, had great momentum, but then I got to a place in the scene where these two characters should kiss and I went blank. Like totally blank. Suddenly there were no words in my brain. Eventually I had to text my friend and ask her to explain kissing to me... 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_rebecca Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Me in high school: Hetero-dude: Want to go out on a date? Me: *while being totally not interested, can't think of a reason to NOT go on a date* Sure? Sure. I guess, sure? And that is how both of my boyfriends happened. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bonny Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 I walked past the pharmacy on the way home and their Valentine's Day window display included some packets of condoms. I can't stand Valentine's Day, but I thought it was supposed to be about slushy-wushy romance?! this just seemed really out of place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 ^^that's bonky-wonky romance 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tortuga Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 My friend knows every dirty joke there is- I get less than 10% of them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
candycoveredalmonds Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 On the textbook ofopinionealth and physical education, it's written "People reaching the age of puberty, they start to hope to be touched or touch the opposite sex" I've never understand the meaning and not yet. Most of songs are about romance, and I feel like "Et tu Brute". Most of movie have bed sceans, and i thought it's for people expecting naked. Most of fortune tellers talking about love life, and I thought it's just because they have nothing to tell. My friends say my opinion is impossible. Et quoi? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 When you remember that other people use the internet to look up porn and sexy pics, but anytime you come across anything like that by accident you steer away from it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yep, me Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 12 hours ago, Skycaptain said: ^^that's bonky-wonky romance That’s not romance, that’s sexual. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 On one of my instas I translate a french otome game and I saw a few moms follow me so I wrote a cute instastory for them greeting them. This one messaged me to tell me. "Moms still have "hot feelings" their husbands can't satisfy." Me in my head: MY MESSAGE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE!!!! Y U DO THIS???! Idk while I am not repulsed by sex and the physicality of it I am repulsed by people telling me their sexual desires and feelings cause I am not their man, woman etc and idc. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tortuga Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Yesterday at dinner my brother (who is spoiled rotten) was trying to explain to my mom that he wanted these noodles we had one time instead of spaghetti when he asked for noodles, and he was so frustrated that he started hitting his head against the table. My mom said "*brother*, stop banging on the table. The youngest member of my family is my sister of 9, and even she laughed. I was the only one who didn't. And when I realized the sexual innuendo, I got a bit of a sick stomach for 5 seconds. A nine year old gets it, but I don't. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roland.o Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Tortuga said: A nine year old gets it, but I don't. Friends who are parents mentioned that kid's brains rewire during puberty. There's a phase where they don't get jokes even younger siblings understand, and which they would have understood themselves before the rewiring started. If you happen to be around that age, let it be a consolation that this phase will pass. If you're already out of that age... have some cake ;-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bonny Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 On 20/01/2018 at 7:44 AM, Skycaptain said: ^^that's bonky-wonky romance That made me smile. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit Advocate Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 A classmate recognized the aro/ace symbol on my binder and I was so happy. She asked me to explain what the colors stood for and told me that another friend of hers is ace. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HobbyHorse Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I was watching a movie with one of my guy friends, and this long, awkward makeout montage came on the screen. I'd been waiting to use the washroom for a while cause I didn't want to ask him to pause the movie for me. I said, "Well, this seems like a good time to go to the washroom," Nothing really exciting happening onscreen, I thought. I remember he gave me this weird startled look. I got up and went to the washroom, thinking his reaction was a little odd. Years later, I finally realized why he thought I was going to the washroom. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheGreatDane Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 You know you are asexual when you are looking at the meaning of asexual and everything is just like *click*. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will123 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 5 hours ago, HobbyHorse said: I was watching a movie with one of my guy friends, and this long, awkward makeout montage came on the screen. I posted elsewhere but I'm not thrilled to watch onscreen making out or prolonged kissing. It is even worse if Im with someone. I almost close my eyes to avoid seeing it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jetsun Milarepa Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 ...when someone on TV says 'tickle the little man for me' and you know it means his son, but everyone else starts giggling.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 TMI I am an ace who watches porn because my drive is high. I found one where they were doing it on a treadmill at a fast level. Like the woman was in high heels on a treadmill going fast. It took me nearly 2 1/2 months to get accustomed to going that same level in sneakers yet this woman was doing it in these thin ass heels. I forgot everything else just to be fascinated by that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will123 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rhaenys said: TMI I am an ace who watches porn because my drive is high. I found one where they were doing it on a treadmill at a fast level. Like the woman was in high heels on a treadmill going fast. It took me nearly 2 1/2 months to get accustomed to going that same level in sneakers yet this woman was doing it in these thin ass heels. I forgot everything else just to be fascinated by that. LOL! I'm not adverse to porn either. I will see an activity or position and my reaction is similar to that of a motorist approaching the scene of an accident. You don't want to look, but are compelled to. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roland.o Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, Rhaenys said: I found one where they were doing it on a treadmill at a fast level. Are you sure they didn't just speed up the video? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will123 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, roland.o said: Are you sure they didn't just speed up the video? Killjoy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roland.o Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Just wondering... is anyone else noticing dental fillings while watching porn scenes? I dare anyone to blame me for not looking at their faces! ;-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, roland.o said: Are you sure they didn't just speed up the video? They don't do that in JAV type porn idk if it's a cultural thing but it's usually kept normal to focus on the woman's features. 1 hour ago, will123 said: LOL! I'm not adverse to porn either. I will see an activity or position and my reaction is similar to that of a motorist approaching the scene of an accident. You don't want to look, but are compelled to. My drive annoys me and using porn hardly works because I'll always see something to criticize and I'll forget about it cause I'm too busy looking for faults. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HobbyHorse Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 8 hours ago, will123 said: I posted elsewhere but I'm not thrilled to watch onscreen making out or prolonged kissing. It is even worse if Im with someone. I almost close my eyes to avoid seeing it. Yes. Exactly this ^^ Growing up, my parents would always fast-forward the VHS through any intimate on-screen moments - It was their way of making the movie more PG (family-friendly) for us. If I'm by myself, I still do that... 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Naiane Pitzer Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 I love this topic, it's one of my favorite things. All the stories here are so funny 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tortuga Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 another banging on the table joke... Why???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Naiane Pitzer said: I love this topic, it's one of my favorite things. All the stories here are so funny So true. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yep, me Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tortuga said: another banging on the table joke... Why???? ? I don’t understand, and I’m not sure I want to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will123 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenzencat104 said: ? I don’t understand, and I’m not sure I want to. Banging is a slang term for intercourse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yep, me Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Just now, will123 said: Reveal hidden contents Banging is a slang term for intercourse. Oh dear.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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