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avril

I don't like to watch movies with my family, cuz I know there will probably be sex scene or something like that and I know I would feel embarrassed. :rolleyes:

Actually, even those movies in cinema with age limit 14 have sex scenes. For example, 'The Heartbreak Kid'.

So if I go to cinema I go just to movies with age limit 12 or lower:)

My classmates talk about sex almost all the time, they think it's funny. I try not to bother at all and ignore them:) It works.. :rolleyes:

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cijay

I never 'didn't get' double entendres, they're just childish.

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SlightlyMetaphysical
Here's one of mine: I was watching X-Men with a group of friends, and Wolverine was running around in the basement of Xavier's school without a shirt. I went, "For crying out loud, Wolverine, get a shirt on." My friends chorused, "No, Wolverine, keep your shirt off!"

Heroes Season Three Chapter Nine spoilers:

That bit where Elle and Sylar were having the big romantic scene and she zaps him with lightning. His shirt completely burnt away into nothing, so he did the rest of the scene topless, but his jeans were completely intact.

I have a theory that the most profitable use for Elle's powers is to burn the shirts off handsome young Petrellis. <_<

My god, I've missed spoilers. I can't wait until the Dr. Who thread comes back.

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Dexlar

I remember when I was younger and I watched Hocus Pocus for the first time and I had no idea what virgin meant. I asked my dad and he said that he would have "the talk" with me and to think of as many questions as I could. So I asked what a virgin was and he told me, then asked if I wanted to know anything else. I told him I didn't and I went to go rewatch the movie. (Clearly a sign that I was asexual from birth)

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Eras

This happened awhile back. I cam and sat down into conversion that was already intermeids res. Anyways they were using fruits as references to gentles and I wasn't catching on. At one point someone said I have nice banana in my box and I asked if he was going to eat it and if not if I could eat it.......safe to say they still think I'm gay.

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that_american_kid
I once asked a classroom teacher how early humans first knew to have sex, since why would you do it if you didn't know it was necessary for reproduction?

I've actually been wondering precisely that. What did your teacher say?

Also, I'm taking Anthropology next semester. I may have to get up the courage to ask the professor. Then again, somebody warned me that he seems to think that sex is a social construct. (I'm sure it's not.) Could he be Ase? hahha

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you*hear*but*do*you*listen
I once asked a classroom teacher how early humans first knew to have sex, since why would you do it if you didn't know it was necessary for reproduction?

I've actually been wondering precisely that. What did your teacher say?

He replied by thinking about it for a few seconds, then saying, "I think you might call it instinct." (This was in 5th grade. He probably thought he would get APPC--Angry Parent Phone Calls--if he elaborated.)

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that_american_kid
I once asked a classroom teacher how early humans first knew to have sex, since why would you do it if you didn't know it was necessary for reproduction?

I've actually been wondering precisely that. What did your teacher say?

He replied by thinking about it for a few seconds, then saying, "I think you might call it instinct." (This was in 5th grade. He probably thought he would get APPC--Angry Parent Phone Calls--if he elaborated.)

He was probably right. :) I bet this comes up in Anthro, hopefully before I lead the GSA meeting about asexuality. Then i'll understand it a little bit better.

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spinelli

Well, even though I understand most of dirty jokes and comments, I try not to react much to them, because I don't want people to notice I'm reacting some weird way for a normal girl.

I know it sounds fake and all, but thinking deeply enough, I guess sometimes I do really find some dirty jokes funny. I just despise sexual comments, like: "Look at that girl's boobs, or, look at that guy's ass." - I mean, in relation to girls, I hate those comments because I find they are a lack of respect for females. It's like most guys are still apes/animails drooling over a female to copulate with. Don't get me wrong, I'm trying not to be offensive about it. It's just my point of view.

Luckily, most people (girls) thinks like this too, although not as strongly repulsed as me, but I do disguise most of it so people won't think I'm some kind of weirdo. Again - I am. I define myself being a freak. Or at least, I thought I was one...because I've never really liked going to watch romantic movies with friends, even worse with my family. I always felt jeaulous for my friends being capable of discussing sexual/romantic/situations with their parents or family and friends during movies, or at least, not feeling awkward all over and just enjoy the full movie.

I've never managed that. So I always try for comedy movies or action or adventure so I don't have to deal with this awkwardness. I'm getting better though, with time.

I guess.

Ok fine, I'm still the same about this. But at least I've finally discovered why I act like this, which somehow helps me to deal with it naturally ^^

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Fayiirah

A couple years ago, two of my friends had band practise. As they were allowed to practise in the hall, I was able to talk to them. One of them asked me and my other friend what we found "kinky on boys." I gave her a blank stare and after about five minutes of thinking, I simply said "I don't know." After not being able to get answers from either of us, she toned it down to "what do you like on boys?"

I also remember when I was about 7 kissing my best friend at the time because he pissed me off.

See, he had this huge crush on me and kissed me on the cheek occasionally. I got mad at him and kissed him as a revenge of sorts.

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X Phoenix X

haha my moment is porn related too. I was house sitting for a coworker when they were at the beach and while looking for some xbox games to play I stumbled upon this video. It was called "anal therapy 4". I actually thought that perhaps my coworker had an interest in colonics and that it was some type of instructional video. Disinterested I sat the VHS aside and found The Matrix video game. Hours later my sister and friend came over and they saw the video. They of course popped it in (knowing what it really was). All I remember was about 5 seconds of genitals and this woman's long red fingernails. I left immediately and emailed my friend about something philosophical like materialism and spirituality or something. I remember ranting in the email about how my friends were watching porn and I thought it was so stupid. Man I wish I still had that email, I bet it was riddled with super ace comments. My friends then proceeded to uncover the coworker's disturbingly huge stash of hardcore porn while I played with the cats.

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Guest back_slash123

when we were reading Canterbury tales in English my teacher said "they doing what people do in the dark at night." and i said "hide and go seek?"

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zoidberger

A Freudian Lisp?

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BalladOfJayne
Heroes Season Three Chapter Nine spoilers

I thought that about that scene, too! It completely distracted me for the entire scene.

Speaking of TV, I'm a big Supernatural fan, and I'll be the first to admit the two leads are gorgeous (in fact, I often am). I'm drawn to pretty and I'm straight, so, yes...big fan of the Winchesters. Having said that, I'm forever getting strange looks from people when I try to convert them to the show because the pitch always goes like this, "Two good-looking brothers fight demon crime blah blah blah THEY DRIVE THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD." From this point on, all I can talk about is how gorgeous and pretty and shiny the car is (it really is and I have great love for classic cars, even though I despise driving). If I get too many looks, I try to ammend things with, "You understand the boys are really attractive, right? Because the car is prettier than they are." Then I give up and change the subject. Often to how I'm still bitter over the cancellation of Drive, since I'm still fixated on the classic car thing.

In real life, a common misconception made about me by friends is that because I never complain about my romantic entanglements, I am a relationship guru. I try to explain that it's not hard to have a perfect track record when you don't actually have a record, but no one seems to get it. Not even when my advise consists of "Boyfriends/girlfriends are stupid. Don't have sex, because it's kind of gross, it always complicates things, and you always come crying to me when it goes down the toilet. You people are all insane." I think maybe they think I'm joking? I honestly don't know why I keep getting asked. No one ever follows the advice. Perhaps they think that's a joke, too.

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santanico

1) I was 15. Friends talked about masturbation. I (curiously): What's that? I don't remeber exactly how they explained it but I understood it includes touching your penis. Back at home I was eager to try it, but nothing happened.

2) Weekend: I went to a night club with a friend of mine. Afterwards he insisted to come along with him into a brothel. I couldn't resist. I don't recall exactly, but I think he even had sex with one of the prostitutes.

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you*hear*but*do*you*listen
A bunch of friends playing that game 'dirty minds'. It's a bunch of cards with questions on them that are suppose to make you think of dirty things when the answer is always very tame. I always win this game :D

"what vibrates and goes between your legs?" motorcycle!

"a premature evacuation?" fire drill!

the only problem is that I usual don't get what everyone else is thinking of so it's a very boring game for me.

HAHAHA asexuality for the win. Yes, being ace can help with games; since so many of my friends had dirty minds, I wouldn't be that great at the "dirty minds" game, but I always kick a lot of ass at Never Have I Ever.

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Amcan

I find I;m actually the one to think of the dirty stuff....

Will they take my badge away?

Although occassionally I think pussy always means a cat.

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