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HI!!! I am So glad to have found this place! I too, have been really hurt by having to be formed into a role that I did not want or enjoy. And, that in itself is enough to make you go nuts. But also, let's face it: there is these days SO may problems associated with sex, even if you do like it. I am totally wihtout a sex drive now. Once in a while I might feel a random twang, but that is all. But I have some damage that will- unless a miracle occurs and I believe in miracles, be there forever. So was it worth it to try to fit into that mold? NO! Have I learned a lot and am ready to make a difference in the world (OK- at least in my community :-) because of it all? YES!!!!!!!!!

I like this place. In this world you can be Bi, Tri, pedaphile, homo, hetero, necropheliac, beastiality, vouyer, ETC! But if you say you are a-sexual people are like HUH?

AND: If you do not have a wedding ring, people are like, "YOU POOR THING!" And try to hook you up when you feel sorry for THEM! Hahahahahaha. What a crazy world!!!

Thank you for being you, you guys! I love this.

Euney

By the way Euney is short for Eunich, as in a Eunich BY CHOICE.

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hehe, clever.

I never thought of the beastiy ppl as ppl, eh. Welcom to AVEN, always good to see a new face. I'm Orpheus, the mang sea dawg of AVEN. Pleased to meet you Euney.

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Welcome!

I don't have anything interesting to say at the moment except welcome. I think I should write a big welcome paragraph sometime and copy/paste it every time someone joins, but then that would be too impersonal. Bleh.

But yeah, hi :)

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Hi, Euney. Welcome to the board! I, too, have noticed that saying you're asexual is often met with a blank look and I've had people try to set me up with friends. It can get annoying at times, but having this community around definitely helps make things a little easier for us asexuals. :)

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Hello and welcome Eunich.

I also get a "wtf is that?" when i tell ppl i am asexual or "bullshit" when i tell them i feel no need to have sex even tho the person is good looking.

"so u mean to tell me that if (insert female celebrity here) was in the room and she wanted to have sex with you you woudl say no?"

me : *bashes head against wall*

Either way welcome to our community.

Alex

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Hi Euney!! Welcome to the board!!

Hehe, I've never seen so many words describing different sexualities in one sentence, I actually didnt even know what some of those meant if I wasnt so lazy Id get a dictionary (or go to dictionary.com) and see!

I love the title of your thread! It made me laugh out loud, which I needed. hehe awesome. Welcome to the community and make yourself at home!

Kate

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Lol. A couple of those sexual options are just wrong. Reeeeally wrong. Ew. I don't want to think about it.

Anyway, welcome!

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U mean you're not into sheep Nem? Seriusly though, my buddies unlce showed us how to do that once, he said "Mutten's better than nothin" Eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!

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Now now, that kind of sex can be useful! Let me tell you about some of my experiences:

I tend to overeat. When I feel a craving coming, I just say to myself "Think of something gross, think of something gross, think . . ." and something like what Orpheus mentionned comes to my mind, or even plain ol' porn. Then I am so disgusted that I don't eat for another hour :D

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I heard that if you should ever feel the need to go with a sheep they must be taken to the edge of a mountain for best effect.....they push back better I'm told!

Okay, I shouldn't have said that but it's 8am and I have just got back from a monster jog and I'm knackered so excuse the babble..........

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OMG why are we talking about sheep and sex with sheep?

I mean DEAR GOD it's a sheep.

I mean ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Down with bestiality.

Alex

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Glad u liked it gorax :)

very popular with other message boards. I liek the one with darth sidious.

I am darth sidious. Senator by day. Sith lord by night. "Mandy" in the weekends."

:D

Alex

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