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fluffy_hime

Ee gads! I have never responded to this thread!

Well, I love the human body. It's beautiful. I love to draw it. However, I don't like viewing male bits. They just look funny. I avoid it if at all possible.

As others have said, I like the artistically represented naked body, as opposed to something out of Playboy.

And I'd have to go with appreciating the female body more. I just find it more beautiful, with the delicate parts and slight curves. The curve of the waist/hip is one of my favorite.

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I go to bed for the day and wake up to find Flock of Seagulls all over my AVEN. Maaaaaaan.

Cate

Mine? MINE? Mine? Mine? Mine!

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA .....

-another type of Greybird

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weirdchick098

Hmm, the recent posts' topics seem to be a mixture of nudity and Flock Of Seagulls...

Combined, could be very detrimental for your health.

ANyway, I think the female body is beautiful, as long as there are strategically placed undergarments dotted around it. I also find the male upper body a very beautiful thing... But I would much rather not see any private bits and bobs. :shock:

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weirdchick098
::points at weirds cake avatar:: :lol:

You my friend, are going to fit in perfectly.

:D I rather hoped I would! Thankyou, thankyou very much!

I do believe that cake is eons more attractive than any nude body, don't you agree? -starts drooling-

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a "sexy" pose doesnt quite fancy me, its kinds of like the body is saying " look at me im sexy, want me!!! "

True, true onyx. I've always found people who try to be sexy end up looking like moronic douchebags.

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Cate Perfect
I've always found people who try to be sexy end up looking like moronic douchebags.

Right on. Much like watching people flirt.

Cate

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Silly Green Monkey

There's a picture on one of the art teachers' door at my college, which shows a bunch of naked art students (some wearing socks, guess the floor was cold) drawing a clothed subject. I'm not sure if any here would be offended by it, I thought it was a funny role reversal.

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I really don't mind nudity. I personally think the female body is very pretty. I also have my own little "Naked time!" but...i'm very much so alone.

BUt...ah.

I personally have to say....It's all about that part in dogma...where alan rickman pulls down his pants!

"I couldn't even rape you if i wanted to! ANGELS...are ill equiped....see...*pulls down pants*....I'm as anatomically correct as a Ken Doll.....just look at my suit!"

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spiritualism

Oh, Man o man. This really did it. I mean I was enjoying my delicious dinner and all of a sudden this creaky picture pops up. I will be right back, think I need to go to the nearest sink................throw up.

Next time just warn us about this. I really appreciate it, thank you.

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Oh, Man o man. This really did it. I mean I was enjoying my delicious dinner and all of a sudden this creaky picture pops up. I will be right back, think I need to go to the nearest sink................throw up.

Next time just warn us about this. I really appreciate it, thank you.

Wombat, I think you need to take your pic. off your Avatar...apparently it upset someone. LOL

I really don't mind nudity. I personally think the female body is very pretty.

Oooh boy, could I frighten the hell out of you!!!

"I couldn't even rape you if i wanted to! ANGELS...are ill equiped....see...*pulls down pants*....I'm as anatomically correct as a Ken Doll.....just look at my suit!"

This was SOOOOO funny! I loved that whole scene!

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WHoa....I am....confused.

Did i do something wrong? Um....What was the bad thing? Was it my "naked time" spiel....or was it the alan rickman pulling down the pants thing?

*Confused*

I really don't want to make anyone unconfortable....and....i'm sorry if i did. :cry:

So...Um....could someone please tell me what's going on? :?

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Cate Perfect

It wasn't you, Womby. *pats*

It was about the Alanis Morrisette picture up thread.

Cate

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*Does the alan rickman scene...with a twist*

BURST IN IN FLAMES..."BEHOLD THE ASEXUAL...PERSON WHO DOES WANT TO HAVE SEX, AND THE ONE TRUE VOICE OF AVEN!*

*lady hoses me down with the fire extinguisher*

*Asexual coughs...and comes out of smoke*

Asexual: "Sweet...DAVID, Did you have to empty the whole can?!"

Lady: "Who the **** are you and WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"

Asexual: "That's rich....I'm the one who's soaked and she's the one who's surly..."

Lady: "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW OR I'll..."

Asexual: "do what?...hit me with that...CAKE..."

*Bat turns into a cake*

Asexual: "Just sit down on the bed and shut up....LOOK AT MY AVEN SUIT!"

Lady: "you can take whatever you want, but just don't kill or rape me"

Asexual: "I couldn't even rape you if i WANTED to....ASEXUALS.....are Ill-capiable...see.....it's as dead as goldfish on top mount everest.....just look at my suit..."

Lady: "Who are you?*

Asexual "I'm pissed...that's what i am....Tell me, Do you go around drenching everyone who comes in your room with flame-retardant chemicals? Get me a towel will you?"

*lady gets a towell...still quite shocked*

Asexual: "Thanks....now...Stand back."

*asexual then unfolds his HUGE AVEN TRIANGLE from his back*

Asexual: "like i was saying....before your little fire fighting episode...I AM......AN ASEXUAL"

*Lady gives me a confused look*

Asexual: "Don't tell me it doesn't ring a bell.... :roll: ....you people...If there hasn't been an OPERA episode on it, you don't know what it is. Asexuals lack the fundimental drive to physically have sex....thus, the huge triangle behind me...stands for AVEN"

*lady still looks confused...*

Asexual: "YOU DO KNOW WHAT SEXUAL IS, DO YOU?"

*lady nods*

Asexual: "Well that's a start...."

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WHoa....I am....confused.

Did i do something wrong? Um....What was the bad thing?

'coz whatshisname was spewing at a pic., something set him off. :lol:

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bard of aven

Dogma? I am God.

It's a palindrome.

Back to nudity. I enjoy looking at fully grown human bodies of either sex and virtually any size and arrangement of parts, in any state of dress or undress. (I don't even like being in the same room as children.) Locker room nudity ceased to bother me as soon as I got over my shame about the size and shape of myself. Skin is endlessly interesting. Nudity in painting or sculpture bothers me not in the slightest, quite the opposite. Most pornography and most graphic depictions of artistically redeemed sexual activity, the same. Just because I like to look does not mean I want to do.

boa

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Cate Perfect
Just because I like to look does not mean I want to do.

boa

*nodnodnodnod*

*nudges stack of erotic comics under bed* I mean...I don't know what he's talking about. :D

Cate

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I have never connected nudity to sex. A body without clothes is simply a body without clothes and, as with any object within my realm of observation, I will either find it aestheically pleasing or not. Going back a page or two in the posts, I am most likely to be attracted to someone while they are clothed. Something about the drape of the fabric hinting at what lies beneath can be quite arousing. The punchline, however, is that to my mind what lies beneath is exactly the same on all of us -- there might be a bit more of this here and a bit less of that there, but it's all based on the same basic, bipedal shape. While covered in clothing, why, anything at all might be under there! Out of the clothing, well, oh, I've seen that before. . .

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I,too,am not too fond of nudity. Even being naked myself makes me feel uncomfortable. If I had things my way I would bathe with my clothes on! =D

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I can tolerate upper-body nudity. However, genitals still trigger a knee-jerk "ick!" response (Well, I don't literally shout "ick!" but it roughly describes my mental state). I would rather not look at them, but I realize this aversion to a natural part of the human body is completely irrational and a result of societal conditioning. Still, knowing that does not make my disgust evaporate.

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fluffy_hime

::seconds the last two::

Female genitalia don't bother me as much because they are not as obtrusive. Or, not visible at all. Whichever. I don't want to see a head-on picture but naked women (pictures) do not bother me.

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artistic nudity (female) is very pleasant. never got into the aesthetics of the male body, though.

aesthetically, it's all about the kyrene venus. :wink:

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artistic nudity (female) is very pleasant. never got into the aesthetics of the male body, though.

aesthetically, it's all about the kyrene venus. :wink:

Okay, you guys talking about the male body like this is kind of pissing me off

I have more "feminine" curves than most of the women I know. But I'm a man. I'll post a picture of my waist if you don't believe(non-nude, of course, as I despise my body). The only thing about my body that differs from a woman is my lack of breasts and my penis. And you people complain about obtrusiveness, well what the hell are breasts then? Nothing but mounds of fat on a persons chest that don't really serve any special purpose.

And don't say milk, because men lactate as well, so that's an untrue reason. Penii are like tails on the front, and serve serious purposes as in mating "tab a into slot b" But have big irregularly shaped lumps of fatty tissue hanging off the front of your body is just....ughh.

Personally, I enjoy breasts, but for no other purpose than...er...umm....*sigh* to play with them -_- But how can you people hold the female form with such high regard like that?

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Tell me whats so ugly about these pictures. And how the feminine body is so superior to them.

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Nude with only crotch covered up: http://img55.exs.cx/img55/5229/1091087916333.jpg

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Well, being an artist, sure, I like non sexual nudity. I'd love to take a life drawing class one day, since nudes are really quite fun to draw. I just like the look of the body, personally - and this goes for males and females. I don't really think I have any preference, just so long as there isn't too much emphasis on the crotch area. So long as it isn't too sexual, I can enjoy it for artistic beauty. I don't find it disgusting if someone's just sitting there naked (hell, I do that around the house sometimes, and I don't even like my body too much!)

What I don't like to see, for ither gender, is really hypersexed looking people - I like women with small breast, for example. Big ones are just... ew. I don't like really muscular men, either, unless I'm studying how muscles are arranged for artwork purposes. I've always been fond of slim men myself - Metsubo, that was a really lovely image you posted there, I think.

Actually, come to think about it, that was one thing that pissed me off about some of my art books - the male drawings/models were always heavily muscled. I can see the artistic value of understanding muscle, but sometimes I want to yell "Dammit, show me how to draw slim, pretty boys for once!"

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