Tortuga Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I'm looking for the possible statements and questions that deny our asexuality, such as these below, and comebacks to those. Quote "how do you know you don't like sex if you've never tried it?" (How do you know you don't like eating dirt and worms in a raw meat salad of you've never tried it?) or the infamous "Oh, you just haven't met the right person yet.", Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fishifishy Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 My fave so far has been "but you don't LOOK like an ace!" Like am I supposed to have the body of a llama or something else equally ridiculous? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nebulous Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 "You haven't met the right person yet." "You might be gay/pan/straight/etc and just haven't met the right person yet." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
everywhere and nowhere Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 "You're not asexual, you're just fat and ugly and are telling yourself that you don't want it anyway" And a lot of stuff in the same vein. Mostly online, people usually don't dare say such hateful things face to face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OpenAce Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 the best response that i ever read online to "how do you know if you haven't tried it" was "do you like hugging cactus? You don't? are you sure? maybe you haven't met the right cactus yet... here hug this cactus, no? same thing- i just know!" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
everywhere and nowhere Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 39 minutes ago, OpenAce said: the best response that i ever read online to "how do you know if you haven't tried it" was "do you like hugging cactus? You don't? are you sure? maybe you haven't met the right cactus yet... here hug this cactus, no? same thing- i just know!" "Love hurts, said a mouse hugging a hedgehog" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 16 hours ago, fishifishy said: My fave so far has been "but you don't LOOK like an ace!" Like am I supposed to have the body of a llama or something else equally ridiculous? Don't be silly. You are suppose to look like a fighter pilot who has shot down 5 or more enemies. Either that or this guy. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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