SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Hello. This is more like a slipshod bio, rather than a formal introduction, but giving that I just read a thread about love being a guy willing to remove a despondent tampon from the holiest of holiest, I'm looking at this as more of a little get-together for those of the disposition that I'm an interesting individual. Hmm, when I was young, i was subjected to very odd sexual encounters, and I'm sure this has certainly played its part in my "decision" to be asexual. Sex, from a viewing standpoint, seems really interesting and free. Almost its own form of art, encompassing things you couldn't begin to put into words. And yet, from my same perch, it appears so ape-ish and vaguely disgusting, even in its most purest forms. I can stand kissing and hugging and the like, but once either party's genetalia comes into play, i find myself wanting to vomit. It doesnt feel natural for me. As, im sure, alot of you would agree. Now, almost 17, I still don't feel like I've covered much ground in discovering who I am yet. Maybe you guys and girls can offer the much needed sense of being, I so apparently lack. So, that's my "story". Hope the choice to invest your 3 minutes to read this, was taken as "well spent" In any case, thanks for sparing the time. Zach Link to post Share on other sites
Nero laughed Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Hi Sonicboom 830 zach, Welcome to aven, I hope you enjoy it here. I can appreciate some of what you say about sexual encounters. I hope your decision is in tune with who you are. I can say, looking back, that I didn't really know myself until around 30.. Happy journey though, aven is a great place to be. Link to post Share on other sites
ghosts Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Welcome to AVEN, Zach. Now, almost 17, I still don't feel like I've covered much ground in discovering who I am yet. Maybe you guys and girls can offer the much needed sense of being, I so apparently lack. I guess I'd just give yourself some more time to think about everything. Hopefully poking around AVEN and posting will help you along the way. :) Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 :oops: sorry you had to read that thread as an introduction to AVEN. I don't think I'd want that one to be the first thread to read on AVEN. Hey, Zach, a thousand welcomes to you. :) And some . I agree with you, genetalia is like the absolute nastiest thing to me ever, of both sexes. Good luck on your search for yourself. I know AVEN has helped me beyond belief. You might be able to find a thing or around here. :D Link to post Share on other sites
joyfacedown Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Welcome Zach! Hope you can find out what you're looking for soon and enjoy AVEN. Have some Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 you guys really like cake... Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 you guys really like cake... Heck yes, cake is the best. :D Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 its like...you eat it...but then...its gone. im sorry, i just cant be a part of something so shallow and abusive. :) Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 its like...you eat it...but then...its gone. im sorry, i just cant be a part of something so shallow and abusive. :) :D But isn't that the case for all things? Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 Eh. Eat me...Get it? :) just kidding It is the case for most things. And I find it sad. haha We need alternatives. Like holographic food that tastes like the food, but you dont really eat it. Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 :) Holligraphic food..interesting, but wouldn't one always be hungry with nothing in their stomach? Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 :) Holligraphic food..interesting, but wouldn't one always be hungry with nothing in their stomach? The answer: Hollographic stomachs! Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 Hollographic stomachs! marry me? haha Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 You wish Hahahaha I'm kidding. :D Actually, if we had hollographic stomachs, that'd mess up the ailmentary tract, so we'd need to make that hollographic too, and that'd mess up blah blah blah *continues* So we'll all be hollographic! :D Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 and well lead the way, into the holographic future...and ill make a profit on their holographic backs. selling "eat me...im not real" t-shirts and other useless things that i can overprice Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 And we can make a hollographic theme park! Cause everyone needs a good theme park Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 i just realised something...how can they wear my shirts, if theyre holographic? NOOOOO!!!! my wonderful plan. RUINED!!! :( theme park you say? ill take it! well do it fair and square 70/30 me...hows that sound? Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Right. 70/30 me. Got it They can be hollographic shirts! :D Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 you rock Link to post Share on other sites
Jesh Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Welcome! although I'm sure certain people will disagree with me :P it's nice to see more people from NJ here. Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 you rock But... I thought I bouldered... :shock: So are we expanding our hollographic empire? Or leaving it at cake, people, shirts, and theme parks? Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 although I'm sure certain people will disagree with me :P it's nice to see more people from NJ here. I think it's something in the water ;] Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 So are we expanding our hollographic empire? Or leaving it at cake, people, shirts, and theme parks? what more do you want?! coffee mugs? Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Well, if everyone's being changed into hollograms, then we might as well set up an entire empire to accomodate their hollographic needs :lol: Like Kleenex! Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 i dont care about their needs. im in this for the money. i want the 3d loot from the 2d losers. haha, that sounded really mean. i assure you, im a very nice, outgoing person Link to post Share on other sites
Amcan Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Hi nad welcome. Have some more Enjoy AVEN. Link to post Share on other sites
Charlieee Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 i dont care about their needs. im in this for the money. i want the 3d loot from the 2d losers. haha, that sounded really mean. i assure you, im a very nice, outgoing person which is exactly where that not-saying come in... "If you provide it, they will buy...." Hah, Field of Dreams is such a parodied movie... (hah, so am I...) Ohhh, and then if we put some sort of mind control tech in all of our products, we can hypnotize all of the holographic population and they will be our minions... :twisted: (but I love manipulation :D ) Link to post Share on other sites
SonicBoom830 Posted May 30, 2006 Author Share Posted May 30, 2006 field of dreams is my mothers favorite movie...i hate it as for our world take-over. we need an operation name...operation...hmm ive no good ideas Link to post Share on other sites
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