Lazy People Things

[J. van Deijck]

I eat instant ramen noodles when I'm too lazy to cook something serious.

also, I go to sleep when I'm too lazy to eat because I don't feel the hunger while I'm asleep.

 

also, you guys gave me some awesome ideas of what to do with butter

[Topi]

I stay in bed for hours after waking up just because it feels so good, I don't have to move and the bed is warm. Also because everyone thinks I'm asleep and won't bother me. 

 

I don't brush my hair, just wet it with water in the morning or don't do even that. (with curly hair it all looks the same, so why bother, right?) 

 

If I'm not going outside, I don't change clothes and stay in pajamas all day. 

 

I never take my earnings even when I bath. If I take them, I never put them back. 

 

When I take off my shoes I don't undo the knot. And when I undress my pants, I don't unzip or undo the button. 

 

I only eat if food is already made, only in very rare occasions do I cook something. 

 

(I could go on and on.) 

[AussieIsAce]

drinking from the carton of bottle because fuck it.

 

not having to making your bed by sleeping less aggressively.

 

under cooking your pasta because you cant be bothered waiting the 2 extra minutes. 

 

not undoing your laces on your shoes and just shoving your foot in. 

 

not sharping your pencil and just using a different one.

 

buying face wipes so when you cant be fucked getting outta bed you can wash your face, 

 

buying hangers for all your tshirts cause folding no thanks.

 

watching greys anatomy and not going to medical school. 

 

watching legally blonde and not going to law school.

 

Joke!! coming out as ace because you cant get laid