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No, it means you should carve it off and hang it on the wall as artwork. 

 

I had sex once and didn’t like it. Does that mean I’m asexual?

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Yes. And you couldn't have known without trying.

 

Will an asexual start to like sex if they try hard enough?

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No, because as soon as an asexual starts to like sex, they disappear.

 

Am I too young to identify as ace?

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If you are still in utero - probably.

 

 

Do Asexuals have a affinity with cats?

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FF3601EDC6064F93A09F5C61A9B2FB811E0330EA

 

 

I used to identify as asexual until I was 14, then I discovered that I was wrong. Can I still be a part of this community?

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No. Get out, traitor. 

 

I had a sexual dream and now I feel guilty....has it ruined my ace status?

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No pick one don´t be greedy.

 

What is the standard age to realized that you are ace?

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42

 

Will asexuality wear off if I rub hard enough?

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Yes, asexuality is caused by too much exposure to dust.

 

Where can I find a black ring?

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4 minutes ago, roland.o said:

Will asexuality wear off if I rub hard enough?

:lol:

 

1 minute ago, TheAP said:

Where can I find a black ring?

Just ask Mike Tyson, he hands them out for free...

 

I hate cake with a burning passion. Can I still be asexual?

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No, because cake helps ward off sexual attraction.

 

Can asexuals be gay?

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Ofcourse, aces can be happy as everyone else.:)

 

Is there anything that aces should be afraid of?

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Yes, the little-known monsters known as the Ace-Eaters. They lure aces with cake and then eat them.

 

What's the difference between asexuality and celibacy?

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One uses the letter a to single out one sexuality and wtf is celibacy is that a type of celulite? ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD BICH ? CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAT ?????!!!!1111 :mad: 

 

Of all the sexualities which do you identify as?

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All.

 

 

Do aces melt if you don't water them?

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Everyone knows u don't water an ace you throw vaking powder on them so they raise themselves similarly to bread dough.

 

If a sexual asks an me to cash them outside  and I only have card what should I do?

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Last I knew you were attracted to the xolours black and pink.

 

If you had to watch a movie full of sex scenes with your significant other would you do it?

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Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet

Change the channel to sex scenes for asexuals: Cake baking.

What is asexuality?

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A sexuality is where we harness our greek god powers and spawn from our foreheads.

 

If I am asked to Netflix and chill what speed should I run from that person?

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Yes. But good luck meeting them irl

 

 

Do aces get any special powers?

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Yes. We become invisible to statistics, the queer community, and media representation.

 

 

Is there a special way that Aces can recognize each other in public?

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Sure, that's easy: If you don't see them, they're ace.

 

I don't like being asexual. How can I cut it out?

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Use scissors to cut out a coupon for a discounted sexuality at your local store. You can also tear it out, but then the paper will have uneven and frilly edges.

 

Can I wear my ace ring out in public?

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Most ace rings are too durable to wear out, in public or in private.

 

I lost the middle finger of my right hand in an accident. How can I wear an ace ring without being mistaken for a swinger?!

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Forget the ace ring. How can you live without flipping the bird for the rest of your life like ermahgerd.

 

If I'm attracted to the colour pink can i still be an ace?

 

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No, aces are attracted to the colour purple.

 

Can asexuals have relationships with sexuals?

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Can a sexual have relationships with sexuals? That's what normally happens bruh!

 

Can my cat be asexual?

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