happilyirrelevant Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I figured out a one-question way to tell if somebody's asexual! "F-ing anything is better than f-ing anything." now, did you read that as literally anything is better than sex or sex is better than literally anything? (disclaimer: joke post of course, sexuality is a complicated thing to figure out, don't actually use this as a real test, etc) Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 To be able to answer this properly, we need to dive deep into what "f-ing" actually means to you. Link to post Share on other sites
happilyirrelevant Posted April 26, 2017 Author Share Posted April 26, 2017 Just now, Scott1989 said: To be able to answer this properly, we need to dive deep into what "f-ing" actually means to you. flabbergasting of course, what else? filleting? fluting? Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 minute ago, happilyirrelevant said: flabbergasting of course, what else? filleting? fluting? Ok, I wasn't sure if fishing, flashbanging (if you are a member of SWAT, Rainbow Six or something), fighting, finishing, or filming.... Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Ooh, a pragmatic palindrome. I love it! Link to post Share on other sites
Member4445 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I enjoy sex. Still asexual. Link to post Share on other sites
God of the Forest Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Im asexual, I dont hate sex, I actually enjoy talking about sex from a biological and scientific perspective. Do I enjoy having sex? no, but I do want to make the person I would be with feel good? yes. You dont have to be rupulsed by sex or even hate sex to be asexual. Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I took both instances of that word literally and was just confused. Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I couldn't figure it out either Link to post Share on other sites
happilyirrelevant Posted April 26, 2017 Author Share Posted April 26, 2017 39 minutes ago, RipleyJ said: Im asexual, I dont hate sex, I actually enjoy talking about sex from a biological and scientific perspective. Do I enjoy having sex? no, but I do want to make the person I would be with feel good? yes. You dont have to be rupulsed by sex or even hate sex to be asexual. That's what the disclaimer is for. It was just meant to be a joke since I found it rather funny. If it bothers people, I am very sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
God of the Forest Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Oh no im sorry, i wasnt offended or anything i was just kinda echoing what Ciri said 😊 no problem here. Link to post Share on other sites
Mychemicalqpr Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I read it as, "Literally anything is better than literally anything," and then thought, "This doesn't make sense." My level of true asexuality is off your chart. Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion 0 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 55 minutes ago, Ciri said: I enjoy sex. Still asexual. Same. Link to post Share on other sites
Zash Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 For me, nothing is better than sex. As in I would rather sit around doing nothing and be bored than have sex. Link to post Share on other sites
happilyirrelevant Posted April 26, 2017 Author Share Posted April 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Zash said: For me, nothing is better than sex. As in I would rather sit around doing nothing and be bored than have sex. Agreed! Link to post Share on other sites
Mermaidy Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I would rather have sex like 20 times (with no chance of getting prego/diseases) than write this final paper i have due monday...and it only needs to be 7 pages...... im such a sissy baby Link to post Share on other sites
happilyirrelevant Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just now, Mermaidy said: I would rather have sex like 20 times (with no chance of getting prego/diseases) than write this final paper i have due monday...and it only needs to be 7 pages...... im such a sissy baby Finals are one of the few things that might fit into the category of "worse than sex" for me Good luck with the paper! Link to post Share on other sites
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