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SwoopingSilver

Me: *identifies as asexual*

also me: *shows friends how to give a lap dance in middle of lunch at school*

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Me: *Never been in a relationship, aro and ace*

Also me: *giving complex romantic advice to literally everyone, they say it's because I'm objective*

 

-also does not know how lap dances work

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TheNerdyOne

Me: *identifies as asexual*

Also me: *will play Cards Against Humanity because I may be ace, but that doesn't mean I have less of a dirty mind than my sexual peers*

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white crayon

Me: *thought I was aromantic*

also me: *well now I have a girlfriend and how is this different from being very close friends with someone?*

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999papercranes

Me: *identifies as asexual*

Also me: *makes raucous sexual jokes out of everything* 

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Me: Identifies as a repulsed asexual

Also me: Occasionally makes *that's what she said* jokes because why not

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