chair jockey Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Sorry, but I can't find Sex Talk to post this joke poll in. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 A tin of Vim with an apple on top Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Think of all the carbs in two bananas Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Orchid said: Think of all the carbs in two bananas Spoiler Or all the bad DNA. Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Lemon Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 This went over my head at first, and I hadn't seen your post in the other thread, so I've just sat here for a good five minutes thinking 'why does fruit have a trigger warning?' And 'I could actually really do with a banana right now'. And THEN I realised... Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, sea-lemon said: Jis went over my head at first, and I hadn't seen your post in the other thread, so I've just sat here for a good five minutes thinking 'why does fruit have a trigger warning?' And 'I could actually really do with a banana right now'. And THEN I realised... Canada doesn't have a banana crop. We have to import them. Wouldn't you know? Link to post Share on other sites
J. van Deijck Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 1 hour ago, chair jockey said: 1 hour ago, Orchid said: Think of all the carbs in two bananas Hide contents Or all the bad DNA. and all that radioakktivity *doesn't believe he's talking about bananas again* Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Can't stand apples, so two bananas for me and one apple for my snails :| Link to post Share on other sites
Xenobot Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I feel incredibly dense. Is this supposed to be equivalent to a twig and berries? What does it mean if there are two twigs and one berry? Can I put the apples, bananas, and berries in a blender to make a nice smoothie and call it a day? Link to post Share on other sites
J. van Deijck Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I feel this question has a twist. *is pretty sure it has little to do with fruits* Link to post Share on other sites
Sherlocks Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I have no idea what this means Link to post Share on other sites
Sherlocks Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, CBC said: The fuck is two bananas and an apple supposed to be? I get that the other one is like... a dick and balls... but??? Ditto Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I love bananas and my torties can have the apple, they like apple. And, 3 hours ago, UVB-76 said: I feel this question has a twist. *is pretty sure it has little to do with fruits* what is the twist? What has fruit got to do with a trigger warning? Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I feel like I'm not getting something here... But as far as real fruit, as long as there are absolutely no oranges, anything is fine. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 What CBC asked. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I'm wondering also what the two bananas with one apple are? Is that like, two guys but one is a eunuch and the other only has one testicle? Link to post Share on other sites
Arctangent Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I immediately interpreted this question as being about whether one prefers MMF or MFF threesomes... it didn't even occur to me that it could be about anything else until I read the other posts. Link to post Share on other sites
J. van Deijck Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 9 hours ago, dragon_nerd said: I love bananas and my torties can have the apple, they like apple. And, what is the twist? What has fruit got to do with a trigger warning? read what @CBC said also, me three about an apple and two bananas. Link to post Share on other sites
fiѕh Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 where are the 3 bananas/3 apples options then? REPRESENTATION seurgwiutgweiugiuie67i Link to post Share on other sites
fiѕh Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Law of Circles said: it didn't even occur to me that it could be about anything else "fruit? what got apples and bananas to do with fruit"? lmao Link to post Share on other sites
J. van Deijck Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 *is tempted to post a certain laughing banana gif here* Link to post Share on other sites
J. van Deijck Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Just now, fiѕh said: thanks, you've saved my life XD Link to post Share on other sites
J. van Deijck Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 ...my life is complete now. Link to post Share on other sites
Scott1989 Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 I'm not a big banana fan, and sometimes would only indulge myself on just the 1 banana at a time. I've heard some people eat 2 or 3 at a time though! Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 2 hours ago, CBC said: Honestly I would rather have an orange or a peach. Or maybe some blueberries or raspberries. Cherries. Or pineapple! Mm, pineapple... Peaches have an issue with ripeness. They also have pits. Cherries have pits that are a total nuisance. Oranges are actually a great natural toothbrush and breath freshener, despite the sugar. Grapefruit is even better for that but bitter. Blueberries sound painful and raspberries are not to all tastes. Pineapple is something I highly approve of, especially on pizza. Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 and another thread begins to falls victim to the fruit on pizza debate (there is no debate, it's an ABOMINATION) however I also approve on pineapple as long as it's kept away from pizza Link to post Share on other sites
chair jockey Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 Just now, CBC said: Pineapple on pizza is lovely. People who don't like it suck. Actually, fresh raw pineapple irritates my mouth quite badly, from the acidity I assume, and the roof of my mouth will bleed if I eat a lot of it. The same thing happens to my dad. It's worth it, though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We have a Team Pineapple and a Team Non-Pineapple in Caps Lock Club but there isn't much team activity currently going on. Link to post Share on other sites
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