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The UNbanning Game


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What were the grounds that won the permaban appeal of the person posting above you? Lighthearted stuff only, please.

 

I can't go first because I'm the first. Someone else will have to find a reason to unban me.

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Anyone who can achieve victory whilst sitting down cannot be banned.

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Anyone who can achieve such a fashionable style that their avatar is Vogue-worthy cannot be banned.

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Since you are prepared to listen I will say that I think you should be unbanned.

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You should be unbanned for your consistency...especially, against Mole. :P

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You should be unbanned for making the bad side of someone's personality look attractive. :P

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Unbanned for find a good use for roses. Can I harvest all the roses in the garden now?

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Unbanned for planting replacement flowers, so next year we get even more flowers. 

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You get a "Unban Now & Get 10% Extra Unbanning" coupon after your recent purchase of gin from the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel!

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Unbanned for knitting tiny hats for the bees to keep warm in the winter. 

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Unbanned twice for sending me the knitting pattern for the bee hats and for being ninja'ed by Glyn.  However, he is taking up knitting too.

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Unbanned for teaching the Stunt Pigeons how to knit themselves ponchos.

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Unbanned for talking the pigeons into giving you free lifts around the country.

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Unbanned because I'm the one who should be giving the pigeons lifts.

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Anyone who provides much needed warm baths for our feathered friends at this time of year should never be banned.

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2 minutes ago, Mz Terry said:

Anyone who spreads the joy of marmalade should never be banned.

More to the point, anyone who spreads the joy of marmalade onto thier toast should never be banned!

 

...except for Ms Terry.  Just 'cos and stuff.  No other reason.... :P

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No other reason can sometimes be the best reason for unbanning someone and stuff.

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Someone so fashionable should never be banned. :) Ninja'ed.  I will amend to stylish.

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Being ninjad can be so frustrating but somehow you deal with the situation with such grace I do not believe you should be banned.

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