Grumpy Alien Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Curse the person below with a wicked spell. I curse the person below to have slightly asymmetrical ears! Link to post Share on other sites
Ezephas Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 OMG!!! ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 i curse the person below me to shitpost for all eternity Link to post Share on other sites
Cereal Tendencies Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I curse the person below with an insatiable craving for Doritos Link to post Share on other sites
Ezephas Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I make a curse, of something that is the worst Forever first, all will be in thirst Tick tock, solid stone that is a rock The time on the round round clock Will sound like two stones banging like rocks Echoing in the mind, you will never find Lost in the idea of time, you will never be mine So walk in reverse, take it back; in the best of A rhyme to bring about Malachiji-koulinina {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 222 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 y̛̐̃̈ͥ̐ͨ̏ͬ͌͂͛ͥ͊͛҉́͏͇̪̪̹̠͔̥͟ͅǫ͓̮͖̬̳͈̙̪̦̣̖͔̲̟̗̫͈͔̘͋̿͊̓̋̈ͧ̈́͒ͧ͒͋̄͟ự̸̴̝̮͔̭̞̤̯̳̙͌̌̈́̊̅ͩͣͬ̂ͨ͟ ̷ͥ̀͌ͩ͗ͯ͊ͬ̐ͨ̐̌̂̊̏͊ͧ̀̚̚͏͇̲̟̺̻͞w̡͖̳̬͖̼̺̟̣̝͕̱͚̤̓́͌̊̿̀̎̅̃̑̿ͦͩͮͭ̃̕͘͟͟i̶̡͍͉̪̬̗̞̥̠̼͑̿̾̂̎ͫ̋͐ͨ̌̈͠͝ͅl̪̤̞͇̤̤̖͍̲͉̠̆ͬ͒͜ͅͅl̩͓̳̝̫̇̎̀̍ͧ̈́ͫ̇ͦ̉̇́̒́͡ ̧ͬ̈̋̔̂̋̈̋͡҉̴̡̼̤͍̺͙̼̝̺̯̰n̸̼̱̯̖͚͕̙̣̬̯̮̗̬̭̝͈̊͗̐̊̒̔̂ͭͥ͌̏̈ͬ̿͌ͬ̇ͧ̐ȩ͓͉͕͈̙̞̳͓̠͎̲̞͙̖̯͈̤̳̗́̑̆̿̑ͯ̿̆͊͂ͦ̾̓̎̕͟͡v̴̶̨̛̺̰͍̺̟̪̼̙̀ͫ͆͋ͥ̅̄͑ͫ͌͒̓ͪ̓ͨ̈̐ͥ̋͞ē̬̦͈̞͉̰̞̙̳̩̪ͫ̂ͩͫ̽͋̐̂̈́ͭ͐ͯ̄̌̄̈́ͦ͡r̶̛̭̫͓̼̗̻̳̪͙͇͖̠͙̗̤͖ͨͦͥͨ̓́͠ͅ ̸̢̳̠̯̱͕͙͕̘͇̗̻̞̞̪̺ͣ̆̀̾ͪ̈́̉ͨ̚̕ͅḱ̦͖̖̞͇̤̗̝̭͕̙̙̰͎ͯ̇̂ͨͣ̌̀̇ͤ̔ͬ͛͑̀͜n̵̷̲̜̪͕̖̥̣͚̪̥̗̩͎̰̩̂͊̈̇̾ͫ̅͛̀͢͝o͑ͨ̒̃̾̔͛͊͌̿̾̆̾ͫ̊̎͠҉͢͏͓̲͔̬̠w͌ͦ̔͛̑̒̒̉ͥ͠͏͓̞̞͎̱͍̠͍͓͈̼̼ ̸̤̗̪̱̺̥͇̗͎̝̳̘̀ͧ̆̅̎͋ͪͥ͘͠ͅţ̴̤͚̺̫̟̤̗̪̥̞͕͎̯̲̜̳̑̀̏ͮ̊̀ͩ̎̓̆ͮ̈́̓̀h̠͇̘͖̺͖̄̋͌ͧ̈́̒ͫͮͤ͜͠ͅe͛̌̒ͭͭͭ͑̎̑̈̽ͣͯ̾͞͠͏̛̙̫͎̫̣̤̼̤͍̹ ̵̶̵̠̻̭͕͙͚̮͔̘͖̖ͪ̉̉ͧ̆̒͋̎ͯ́̇ͨ͠͞c̩̪͉̹̰͚̩̘̳̠̈́ͩͦ̋̕͜͜ͅů͉̱̻̰̯̳͗ͤ̈̾̀̾͌͆ͩ̃̕͠͠r̢̨̛̩̙͖̼͎̥̦̦̪͕̯̙̖͕͇̓ͣ͗̊͌̀͡s̡̛̙̦͍̯̺̬̲̮͎͉̪̋͌̿̽̑̃̇ͬͤͤ̃͟͝ͅeͮ̌̓ͩ̀ͫͧ͊͂͌͑̇̋ͭ̆҉̶̢̟̫͔͖̭̺ Link to post Share on other sites
_V_ Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I curse the person below me to always correct grammar mistakes, theirs or others', regardless of how obnoxious it may become. Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Lemon Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I curse the person below me with computers that fail at inopportune moments. Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 *reboots* *discovers virus* TPBM is cursed with the worst local dialect available in their language. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 222 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 m͉̳y̥͖͚̱ͅ ͐d̖̩̖̓ͪ͊͞i̮͕̮̽ͦ̒ͣͭ̿ͮa̻͒̈́͋ļ̮̥ͣ̑͊ͅͅe̜̹̹ͤ̄͒͌̓c̜̺̰ͣ̓̇͜t̷̲͚̩͐ͨͤ͛͌ͅ i̳̟͍̥͆s͙̫̜͍̽ͧͦ́͂ͦ ̝͎̹̺̭̟̰͡ñ͆̿̔̋͢o͂̋҉͇̦t͈̃̆h͔̹͓̫ͨ̇͌͗̉̃̕ì̡͉̥ͫ̌ṉ͉̺̞̳̘͑̏́g̻̘͈̺͚̯̐̓͗̚ ͈̤̣ͣͩͤͪ̈̉͆f̨̻͉͍̳̮̹̬o̻̙̳̥͞r̊ ͉̣̼̞͔ͫ̎̈́͊ŷ̶͓̗̬͈̭̜̈́͊̽ͅo̹̣̺̽̋͒̃̈ǘ̶̘̬̘ͥ̋ ́t͓̞̝ͤ͑̅̚o̝͒̃͗͝ ̉̓̚͏̭̣͈̠̯̻̺q̢͌ͦ͛ṷ͓̫͕̣͉͖é̖̪̟̻̬͌ͮ̋̔̾ṡ̬͕̌̉̂ͮ͐̓t̟̺̩̀ͫͯ͛ͦ̔̓ͅi̦̫̘̪͎͎̫̓͑̅͊͋͝o̼n̟͚̗̲̦̍̔ͯ͑͊̾͢.̉̂̊̎͡ ͈͈ͭ̊̍̎ ̵͎͕̳̗ ͕̳̗̳̞̭͐̾̔̔ͫ̄͂͢i͖̰̭ͣ̀ͅ ͞c͙̻͂͋̓ͯ͜ü̾̇r͎̦̻̽s̽ͨͧ͂̓͋ë̛͖̟̳̜̗͇̮̽̈́̃ͯͥ ̭̗̦̞̮̙͛t̸̬͗͌ͧͥͮ̚ḧ̴́e̥̲͂ͩ̇ͦ͗ ̶̞̯̩̺̗̟̱ͭͣͤ͂p̻͇̯̙̫ͣͯ̋͗̄ͣ́e̦̭̞̼̮̫ͤr͎͎̰͎̒͜s҉o̩̳̫̣͇͊̽̌n̥̮̮̟̥̬͈̔ͩ̏ͣͥ̿̚͘ ͖̻͙͉̰̩be̞̖l̼̋ͯ̓ͬ͂́̈́o͌͋̅ͯ̊̑̅̀w͙̥͇͖͒ ͔̝̖̭͉̿͌͋̇̎̀m͔̠̙̫̙̥̤ͯ̒͒ͣͣ͝e̴̞̳ͥ̈̿̇͆̚ ̳͇͕̆͛̊ͣw̨̙̩̱̾͑ͭi̴̟̣ͥͮ͑t̨̻̰̺̩̥̣̑̃h̸̭͊ ͍̏e̱̤̥͉̘̜̟̓ͨ͛͛ͤ̍̾́n̤̻͉͒̍͊̊́̚c̦͓̜͕̊ͩ̅ṙ͖̠̠̞͛̽̓y̜̅̔̇̍ͪp̻̫̲̣ͫ͑̔͢t̼̹̫̱̲͈̀̓ͅi̯͎̪̗̭̝ͯ̿͆o͍̲͔̱n̬̲̖̠̬̏ͬ̓̍ͫ̊͘s͙͈͕̯̖̊ͣͧ͊̿̈́̚͘.̣̟͖̱̬̝͒ͧ Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I curse the person below me to only speak in iambic pentameter and in rhyme Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 222 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 I curse you to no longer be able to worship cats Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 1/12/2017 at 3:50 PM, Vicky Angel said: I curse the person below me to only speak in iambic pentameter and in rhyme Thank god this wasn't me, I would be sad This is a curse of terrible renown! Speaking in such a way should drive me mad! From morning until night my face would frown. In this modern world speech flows so fast, There is no time for languid loops of verse. People would be grumpy ere the end was reached at last Of every sentence spoken beneath this curse. As it is, my curse is vile enough: Never more to worship after cats. How can I resist their cuteness and their fluff? Trust me this is not the ending of our spat! I shall lay a curse on all who post below Their car shall take twelve tries ere it will go! Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 I curse the person below with everlasting hairy armpits! Link to post Share on other sites
chelseagirl84 Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 I curse the person below me with constant bad traffic. Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 ^^now I know who to blame I curse the person below with a bindweed infestation in their garden Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 I curse the next poster's head with...BIGNESS! ActivateBigHeadsMode(nextPoster); Link to post Share on other sites
Casimir Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Suddenly feel the need to yell, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!" I place the curse of an unfulfilled food craving on the person below me! MWAHAHA! Link to post Share on other sites
Clawed Butterfly Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I curse the one below me with a spider crawling out of their hair products! Link to post Share on other sites
Planet Ace Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Noooo!!! Why, what did I ever do to you to do deserve this?! Now the hair spray I just bought today has spiders crawling out of it! May the person below me be cursed with a large, painful zit on the exact center of their back, right where they can never reach without help. Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 May the person below me be cursed to be the eternal enemy of the Deadly Badger People of South Basingstoke! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Dang son. I curse the person below to constantly feel like they have to fart but never be able to get it out. Link to post Share on other sites
Planet Ace Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Damn. That seems a little harsh, no? Anyway. May the person below me be cursed with a bean stalk growing right out of the top of their head. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I curse the person below with bean stalks growing out of thier mouth Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 Crunchy. I curse the person below to always ask people if they're sweating a lot, even though they don't sweat at all and people think it's weird. Link to post Share on other sites
Zendalis Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 As I live in Tucson, AZ, I already live that curse every f*ing summer! Both in asking, and being asked. To the person below me I cast this curse: may your next three dreams be of you, giving a high school summer book report, in nothing but a strategically-placed red clown nose...in front of a classroom full of "Insane Clown Pose" T-shirt wearing Jugalos Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I rock at book reports, so mine will be so captivating, no one will even notice what I'm not wearing. I curse TPBM to always be a season behind on their favorite television show and unable to avoid spoilers. Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 1 minute ago, RhuinHruda said: I curse TPBM to always be a season behind on their favorite television show and unable to avoid spoilers. That's not much of a curse for me. When I was a teenager, I had to rely on BBC2 when I wanted to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. The BBC were, at the time, at least 18 months to 2 years behind America when it came down to airing Star Trek: The Next Generation. But I've always taken great pride in being a Star Trek fan, so I'd always read a little into the synopsis of any new episodes, just so that I won't get caught out when someone discussed it with me at school! So when I say "I was a geek before it was even cool!", I REALLY mean it! I curse the person below me to have an incredibly hairy back and not have a lawn mower to help cut the back hair! Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 What is your obsession with my body hair?!? TPBM is cursed to only be able to find employment as a back and body shaver. Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 The person below me is cursed to be the subject of a never-ending series of attempts to deport them back to Narnia! Link to post Share on other sites
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