TheAP Posted October 19, 2016 Author Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you think that thing in your avatar is a rabbit! Maybe it was one once, but it obviously got mutated by the nuclear energy emitted by large-scale outbreaks of jazz hands. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 222 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you would be a rabbit racist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 19, 2016 Author Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you didn't use the technical term, which is "rabbitphobe". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zsareph Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you didn't know the correct technical term for a "rabbitphobe" is a leporiphobe. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LittleGoody2Shoes Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you didn't know the correct technical term for a "rabbitphobe" is a leporiphobe. I'm offended by "Don't quote me on that." so I'm quoting you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you didn't know the correct technical term for a "rabbitphobe" is a leporiphobe. I'm offended by "Don't quote me on that." so I'm quoting you. I'm NOT offended by you giving me a chance to join in the fun! :lol: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 19, 2016 Author Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended by the new trend of quoting. It's so tacky and unprofessional. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Al Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended because quoting is great. :P 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cavalier080854 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 My horse Trigger, is triggered by the frequent use of the word trigger. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended because on this thread if you quote what someone-else has already said you are simply repeating a remark that you already know to be offensive! That's doubly offensive! :o I think I have every right to be outraged by that! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 My trigger finger is triggered by your horse, trigger, who is ultimately responsible for triggering my sense of outrage! :o Not to mention that the fact that I took so long to write that last post I ended up being ninja'd! :o How shockingly offensive is that? :o 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cavalier080854 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I didn't read all of the posts, I'm a lazy do nothing dick. Now I'm really triggered. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I am appalled that you have not read all of the posts! I find your do nothing attitude offensive! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cavalier080854 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 You have too much time on your hands to read all of the posts. Besides I'm triggered by your jazz hands, can't you go back to clapping. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm deeply offended that you're so inconsiderate of time. How can you suggest to someone to clap their hands when they have time on them. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoyalandTrue Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you suggest that the hands couldn't be clapped when they had time on them. Maybe that was the way with the old hands, but with these newfangled modern ones... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 222 Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm deeply offended that you're so inconsiderate of time. How can you suggest to someone to clap their hands when they have time on them. On a side note, holding Timewarp in one hand is an amazing feat, MJH On a main note, I'm offended that Loyal is encouraging MJH to clap while you're in their hands! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 19, 2016 Author Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you think MJH is big enough to pick up timewarp. Are you saying he's fat? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'm offended that you think MJH is not big enough to pick up timewarp. Are you saying timewarp is fat? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2016 Author Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended that you're concerned about your weight when there are giants running all over the place doing jazz hands! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jetsun Milarepa Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended you're concerned about jazz hands when you're being outflanked by two giant pumpkins! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 222 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm deeply offended that you don't accept AP's identity as a pumpkin and feel that she should be threatened by them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Al Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended that you believe 'pumpkin' is an identity. As a skeleton I feel very upset by this new identity. It's fake. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2016 Author Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended that you're denying me my identity! #PumpkinLivesMatter! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Lemon Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended that you're not acknowledging the value of citrus lives too! This is a gross oversight on your part! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2016 Author Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended that you're not acknowledging how citruses oppress pumpkins! Check your citrus privilege! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended that you're not acknowledging how pumpkins press citruses! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2016 Author Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended that you're not acknowledging how citruses squirt juice into pumpkins' eyes. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Al Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended by fruits and vegetables and everything in between. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 20, 2016 Author Share Posted October 20, 2016 I'm offended that you're promoting bad health by encouraging people not to eat fruits and vegetables. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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