TheAP Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 I'm offended by your racism. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Just now, TheAP said: I'm offended by your racism. I'm offended you don't see the racial superiority of pink pussies. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 I'm offended that you're fostering division in the cat community. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I'm offended you don't see my intentions of world domination. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I'm offended that you built a secret base without planning permission 6 hours ago, Rhaenys said: THAT PUSSY IS NOT PINK. can't really reply without risking a warning 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Skycaptain said: I'm offended that you built a secret base without planning permission can't really reply without risking a warning But but but I am offended u don't see how cute it is! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 I'm offended that you don't think it would be equally cute in blue. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Pink? Blue? I'm offended that you've not suggested a kitty colour fashion competition yet! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 I'm offended that you forced the kittens to walk the catwalk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 I'm offended you made them strike a pose. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Your refusal to let Cat explore its capabilities is deeply offensive. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 23, 2018 Author Share Posted January 23, 2018 I'm offended that you referred to Cat as "it". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I'm offended that you didn't let Cat choose their own promeown 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted February 3, 2018 Author Share Posted February 3, 2018 I'm offended that you didn't ask Cat their pre-purred promeowns. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lida_Rose Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I'm offended by how good your puns are. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I'm offended by your refusal to join the pun fun. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted February 3, 2018 Author Share Posted February 3, 2018 I'm offended that you invented a course called "The Pundamentals of Wordplay". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lida_Rose Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I am offended that you're offended by such a brilliant course title. You just don't punderstand. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you went on a course called "The Societal Impact of a Brick" instead! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you impacted that brick on my greenhouse window 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you're using the wrong coordinate system. In fact the greenhouse window fell into the brick. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you've not considered it was a bike accident.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted February 4, 2018 Author Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you didn't consider that some people just naturally look like that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lida_Rose Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you're bringing my looks into this. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted February 4, 2018 Author Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you didn't tell me before that you were one of the brick people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lida_Rose Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you think it should be so easy to admit that I am a brick person. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Glyn said: I'm offended that you went on a course called "The Societal Impact of a Brick" instead! Reminds me of this. It's not made up, this did actually happen I have no idea why one would do that though. Also, this. @Lida_Rose's brickotry is offensive! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lida_Rose Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 I'm offended that you think I'm engaging in brickotry when i am just cementing my right to free speech. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NerotheReaper Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I am offended I cannot pet the cat in your profile picture 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 I'm offended that I can't tell what the guy in your profile picture is saying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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