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TheAP

What offends you about the previous post?

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RhuinHruda

I'm offended you just accept the status quo. The status is not quo.

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Glyn

I'm offended that you had to bring Status Quo into this.  They're a great band, but they're no Queen!

 

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TheAP

I'm offended that you mentioned a band I haven't heard of before.

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Glyn

I'm offended that you've not Queen! :o:o 

 

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TheAP

I'm offended that you misunderstood my post.

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Skycaptain

I'm offended that you didn't explain yourself clearly 

 

@Glyn, Quo are (were until his death) a Parfittly good band 

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Glyn
1 hour ago, Sleighcaptain said:

 

@Glyn, Quo are (were until his death) a Parfittly good band 

Oh I know!  I have some of their tracks on my MP3 player.  I was joking around earlier!

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Mirari

I'm offended that you're not offended!

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Skycaptain

I'm offended that you take offence at others inoffence 

 

I'm also offended that @Glynthought I was being serious and missed the pun :P:P

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Jayce

Offended because you’re too punny for words :D 

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TheAP

I'm offended that you found words to describe how Glyn is too punny for words.

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Purveyor of Fine Items

The notion that you are offended by someone exercising their own vocabulary offends me..... a lot.

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Glyn
3 hours ago, Purveyor of Fine Items said:

The notion that you are offended by someone exercising their own vocabulary offends me..... a lot.

I'm offended that you've forgotten there's a UK Channel 4 TV programme for people with great vocabulary...

 

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Jayce

Offended because you think “Vocabulary” is the name of the new UK channel 4 TV programme.

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Purveyor of Fine Items
11 minutes ago, Jayce said:

Offended because you think “Vocabulary” is the name of the new UK channel 4 TV programme.

I'm offended you chose to display Jimin in your signature so now I can be jealous.

 

*Had to edit this because I'm dumb

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Glyn

I'm offended that you made me think that Jimin was a rare herb & spice found only in Sainsburys!

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Skycaptain

I'm offended that you think rare herbs can only be used to flavour rare steak 

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TheAP

I'm offended that you told someone named Herb to add flavouring to the steak.

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Glyn

I'm offended that you suggested Kevin from Stunt Pigeon Admin should be used to add flavouring! :o 

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TheAP

I'm offended that you chose a lower-ranking stunt pigeon to add flavouring instead.

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Glyn

"Lower ranking"?  Anyone who's in Admin will know how dangerous a weapon red tape is!  Not only am I offended. but you've offended Kevin too! :o 

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TheAP

I'm offended that you used a machete to cut red tape.

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Glyn

Due to TheAP's red tape, my expression of offence has been postponed until a week next Thursday!

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TheAP

I'm offended that you didn't find a way to bypass the red tape.

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Infernales

I'm offended the tape is red. Why can't it be any other colour?

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timewarp

I'm offended by the notion of bullfighting. Let's just stop waving around with red stuff and leave both animals and people alone.

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Skycaptain

I'm offended that you didn't check that the lid on that bottle of ketchup was fastened before waving it around 

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RhuinHruda

I'm offended you retaliated with mustard and then wouldn't pay for dry cleaning.

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