Glyn Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I'm offended that you had to bring Status Quo into this. They're a great band, but they're no Queen! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 I'm offended that you mentioned a band I haven't heard of before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I'm offended that you've not Queen! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 I'm offended that you misunderstood my post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't explain yourself clearly @Glyn, Quo are (were until his death) a Parfittly good band 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Sleighcaptain said: @Glyn, Quo are (were until his death) a Parfittly good band Oh I know! I have some of their tracks on my MP3 player. I was joking around earlier! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mirari Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I'm offended that you're not offended! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I'm offended that you take offence at others inoffence I'm also offended that @Glynthought I was being serious and missed the pun 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Offended because you’re too punny for words Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 I'm offended that you found words to describe how Glyn is too punny for words. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Purveyor of Fine Items Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 The notion that you are offended by someone exercising their own vocabulary offends me..... a lot. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Purveyor of Fine Items said: The notion that you are offended by someone exercising their own vocabulary offends me..... a lot. I'm offended that you've forgotten there's a UK Channel 4 TV programme for people with great vocabulary... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Offended because you think “Vocabulary” is the name of the new UK channel 4 TV programme. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Purveyor of Fine Items Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Jayce said: Offended because you think “Vocabulary” is the name of the new UK channel 4 TV programme. I'm offended you chose to display Jimin in your signature so now I can be jealous. *Had to edit this because I'm dumb Edited December 30, 2017 by Purveyor of Fine Items 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 I'm offended that you made me think that Jimin was a rare herb & spice found only in Sainsburys! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 I'm offended that you think rare herbs can only be used to flavour rare steak 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 I'm offended that you told someone named Herb to add flavouring to the steak. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 I'm offended that you suggested Kevin from Stunt Pigeon Admin should be used to add flavouring! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 I'm offended that you chose a lower-ranking stunt pigeon to add flavouring instead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 "Lower ranking"? Anyone who's in Admin will know how dangerous a weapon red tape is! Not only am I offended. but you've offended Kevin too! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 I'm offended that you used a machete to cut red tape. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Due to TheAP's red tape, my expression of offence has been postponed until a week next Thursday! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't find a way to bypass the red tape. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Infernales Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I'm offended the tape is red. Why can't it be any other colour? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I'm offended by the notion of bullfighting. Let's just stop waving around with red stuff and leave both animals and people alone. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I'm offended that you didn't check that the lid on that bottle of ketchup was fastened before waving it around 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 I'm offended you retaliated with mustard and then wouldn't pay for dry cleaning. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SecondMoon Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 I am offended that anyone would waste mustard so (1) and that (2) the only problem mentioned in the above post about the waste of said mustard was about dry-cleaning. What has the world come to? I ask you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 I'm offended that you take one post about wasting mustard as proof that the world as a whole has deteriorated. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 THAT PUSSY IS NOT PINK. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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