TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you claim to be omniscient. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't know I am. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you haven't used your knowledge to cure cancer. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you think being omniscient is the same as being omnipresent. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that I don't know if you mean omnipotent or not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you don't know what I mean when I used a clearly defined word. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended because I just thought that omnipotent would make more sense in context. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you expect me to make sense. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended by colourless green ideas that sleep furiously. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you let Google Translate reply to this thread. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 Ich bin beleidigt, dass Sie nicht glauben, dass Google Übersetzer zuverlässig ist. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended because it has actually improved. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you made me worry that it will improve to the point of developing sentience. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you're considering playing cards with it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you're being a joker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you're Batman. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you invented a new superhero called Offendman. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that Offendman is actually a tragic figure. Everyone he rescues gets offended. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 5, 2017 Author Share Posted December 5, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't write an Offendman comic book because you thought people would be too offended by it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm offended that you've forgotten Offendman's sidekick, Grumpy Old Bugger! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm offended that GOB shot a laser beam at me from his cane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Offended for telling GOB to shoot laser beams at you from his cane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm offended that you think I did it on purpose. All I did was step on his lawn... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Topi Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Invasion of privacy is a good enough reason to be offended... Therefore, I am offended for this law infraction. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm offended that you don't realize that it was an accident. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Topi Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm offended of that excuse... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm offended that you don't think accidental crimes should be punished more lightly. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Topi Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm offended by compassion. Crimes are crimes! If you killed someone accidentally it was still murder, no matter how you try to look at it!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 6, 2017 Author Share Posted December 6, 2017 I'm offended that you're offended by compassion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 6 hours ago, Glyn said: I'm offended that you've forgotten Offendman's sidekick, Grumpy Old Bugger! 3 hours ago, TheAngel(of)Peace said: I'm offended that GOB shot a laser beam at me from his cane. 3 hours ago, Santa's Little Elf said: Offended for telling GOB to shoot laser beams at you from his cane. I'm offended that you wanted to blame Grumpy Old Bugger for all this! He's grumpy, not mean! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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