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I'm offended that you haven't used your knowledge to cure cancer.

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I'm offended that you think being omniscient is the same as being omnipresent.

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I'm offended that you don't know what I mean when I used a clearly defined word.

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I'm offended because I just thought that omnipotent would make more sense in context.

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I'm offended that you let Google Translate reply to this thread.

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Ich bin beleidigt, dass Sie nicht glauben, dass Google Übersetzer zuverlässig ist.

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I'm offended that you made me worry that it will improve to the point of developing sentience.

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I'm offended that you invented a new superhero called Offendman.

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I'm offended that Offendman is actually a tragic figure. Everyone he rescues gets offended.

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I'm offended that you didn't write an Offendman comic book because you thought people would be too offended by it.

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I'm offended that you think I did it on purpose. All I did was step on his lawn...

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Invasion of privacy is a good enough reason to be offended... Therefore, I am offended for this law infraction. 

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I'm offended that you don't think accidental crimes should be punished more lightly.

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I'm offended by compassion. Crimes are crimes! If you killed someone accidentally it was still murder, no matter how you try to look at it!!

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6 hours ago, Glyn said:

I'm offended that you've forgotten Offendman's sidekick, Grumpy Old Bugger!

 

3 hours ago, TheAngel(of)Peace said:

I'm offended that GOB shot a laser beam at me from his cane. :o 

 

3 hours ago, Santa's Little Elf said:

Offended for telling GOB to shoot laser beams at you from his cane.

I'm offended that you wanted to blame Grumpy Old Bugger for all this! He's grumpy, not mean! :o 

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