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I'm offended you don't think they already do.

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I am offended about all the naked butter! Is this outright nudism covered by the law???

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I'm offended that you put salad dressing on butter so it wouldn't be naked.

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I am offended that you are against Balsamico-Rights! This is exclusion and erasure!

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I'm offended you don't think standalone erasers are a viable option.

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I'm offended that you didn't give them A Little Respect 

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I'm offended you didn't find out what it means to me.

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I'm offended you think I have the means to find out what you think about things without you telling me....

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I'm offended that you spilled the beans about the special abilities I taught Topi.

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I'm offended that you kept your private fighting lessons with Topi a secret.

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I'm offended that you think I'm fighting Topi, rather than just teaching her.

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I'm offended that you think that I think that fighting lessons involve the teacher fighting the student.

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I'm offended that you want others to like your offensiveness.

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I'm offended that you don't appreciate it when things are done properly.

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I'm offended that you think there's only one proper way to offend.

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I'm offended that you can't see that the only proper way to offend is offensive.

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I'm offended that you don't know about the Offensiveness Paradox: offending someone without being offensive.

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I'm offended that you don't know that the Offensiveness Paradox has been documented by many well-known offensologists.

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