Homer Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm old now, I'm allowed to do that. Also, offended by your lack of respect for senior citizens. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that you consider yourself a senior citizen at 35. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that you're assuming his age. (Is that somewhere? If so, I'm sorry.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended because it's on his profile. (No need to be sorry.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that I didn't see that and now I was offended for nothing. (Sorry anyway.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that you think you were offended for nothing. There's always a good reason to be offended. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that you're assuming everything must have a good reason for it. Reasoning is about perspective. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that you don't see things from my perspective. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that I couldn't fit in your shoes to try walking in them. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that you want to steal my shoes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm offended that you took me literally. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm literally so offended right now. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starfiery Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I'm metaphorically so offended now. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended you two made me giggle and now I feel weird, sitting at home alone and giggling to myself. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
youknowwho Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended because you sound like a trailer for a horror movie 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended that you filmed "Attack of the Giggler". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
guava Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended that you would call it "Attack of the Giggler". There are much better titles for such a film. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't list any. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
guava Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended that you expect me to list title ideas for a film that isn't even mine. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended that you criticized the title of a film that isn't even mine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended because you wanna make a film about me without even asking me. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't think of the millions in royalties you could make. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LadyFie Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I'm offended I really didn't think about that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I'm offended that you think "Raking in the royalities" involves hitting Queen Elizabeth II with one of these! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I'm offended you would even joke about hurting the Royal Family. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
guava Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm offended that you're too sensitive about making jokes towards royalty. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I am royally offended. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm offended that you demand royal treatment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm offended that you don't see me as a princess 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 I'm offended that you don't know I'm the only princess here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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