Glyn Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I'm offended that you thought "Spanking the monkey" was cruelty to animals! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I'm offended that you keep hitting a chess piece modelled on a member of the clergy with a hammer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zendalis Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 I'm offended that reading the last two posts has given me the awful mental picture of a happily drunk monkey wearing ecclesiastical robes, loudly signing "It's Hammer Time" off-key, while wildly waving a bottle of cheap hooch 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted June 25, 2017 Author Share Posted June 25, 2017 I'm offended by the way your mind works. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zendalis Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Just now, TheAP said: I'm offended by the way your mind works. Me too 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I'm offended that you haven't been offended by my brain. MY BRAIN IS TERRIFYING TOO!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Enne Kristin Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 i am offended by your terrifiing brain. i must be comforted! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 I'm offended that you're taking all the Kleenexes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Enne Kristin Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I am offended that you are thinking that I have any exes... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 I'm offended that idk who that is in your ava. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 I'm offended by your use of abbreviations. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 I'm offended by your lack of use of abbreviations! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zendalis Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I'm offended by the brevity of your sentence. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I'm offended you lead one of the colour teams that make pink. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I'm offended that you shame the leader of pink using the colour pink. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I'm offended that you don't know I am the Leader of Pink. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't bring gum for the whole class. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rhaenys Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended cause you didn't tell me your favourite flavour beforehand. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended that you didn't think about people who don't like gum or have braces. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended you have this idea about storing gum on your braces - how disgusting! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended you thought that that's where I was going with that. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I am offended about the way this whole thread is going. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sea Lemon Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended that you admitted to making a hole in the thread! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Your way of thinking that holes are inherently bad is offensive! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended that you think clothes full of holes are okay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I like my clothes with a lot of pockets thank you very much! *is offended* 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended that you think pockets count as holes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoItsBecky Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm offended by you refusing to be innovative and think of holes in clothes as pockets. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I'm offended that you you consider leg holes "pockets" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zendalis Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 I'm offended by all this sartorial stereotyping 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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