Aceade Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 I am offended at the lack of exclamation marks in your post!!!!!!!!11!1!111111 Damn, now I've run out of them. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 I was reading about eggplants out of boredom. Then it hit me.... Eggplants don't taste like eggs. Like goddammit. When I first ate it... it was okay, but it didn't taste like eggs at all. And it's purple. WTH kind of egg is purple. The only way an egg can be purple is if it comes out of the Easter Bunny's ass, and we all know that's fictional as fuck. So yes, I am offended that eggplants don't taste like eggs. Stop offending me, reality. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 I'm offended because I'm reality and people keep yelling at me because not everything makes sense, but you know what? NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO MAKE SENSE, KAREN!!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 I'm offended you had to remind me of Karen 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 ...I am offended. Deeply offended. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 I'm even more offended than you are! I'm offended that you would even try to out-offend me! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Stripper cat lives the hard life.. Stripper cat makes that money. Stripper cat is a fighter. Yet the world judges Stripper cat. And I'm offended by that. Stop judging Stripper cat for throwing it back for tuna.. This post I made was....unnecessary cringe.. I am offended by my own cringe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 I’m offended that you think it’s cringe. Stripper cat is a hero! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 I'm offeneded that you tried to make a film about stripper cat, but it was really just a knockoff of Harry Potter 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ruru+Saphhy=Garnet Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 I'm Catholic cat. I know what you did. I'm offended. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missing Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 I’m offended for holding a double-standard, because the only way you could know what I did is if you were at the same stripper cat club. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 I'm offended you burst into the restaurant while I was having dinner and pointed an accusatory finger at me as you screamed, "I KNOW IT WAS YOU!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 I'm offended she pointed att you, when I know it was me 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 I'm offended you laughed at me as I was tackled by police dogs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 I'm offended you tried to tackle the police dogs while playing rugby! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 I'm offended you refused my offer of free pickle sandwiches in exchange for your soul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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