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I'm offended that you didn't explain yourself clearly 

 

@Glyn, Quo are (were until his death) a Parfittly good band 

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1 hour ago, Sleighcaptain said:

 

@Glyn, Quo are (were until his death) a Parfittly good band 

Oh I know!  I have some of their tracks on my MP3 player.  I was joking around earlier!

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I'm offended that you take offence at others inoffence 

 

I'm also offended that @Glynthought I was being serious and missed the pun :P:P

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I'm offended that you found words to describe how Glyn is too punny for words.

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Purveyor of Fine Items

The notion that you are offended by someone exercising their own vocabulary offends me..... a lot.

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3 hours ago, Purveyor of Fine Items said:

The notion that you are offended by someone exercising their own vocabulary offends me..... a lot.

I'm offended that you've forgotten there's a UK Channel 4 TV programme for people with great vocabulary...

 

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11 minutes ago, Jayce said:

Offended because you think “Vocabulary” is the name of the new UK channel 4 TV programme.

I'm offended you chose to display Jimin in your signature so now I can be jealous.

 

*Had to edit this because I'm dumb

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I'm offended that you think rare herbs can only be used to flavour rare steak 

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I'm offended that you told someone named Herb to add flavouring to the steak.

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I'm offended that you chose a lower-ranking stunt pigeon to add flavouring instead.

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"Lower ranking"?  Anyone who's in Admin will know how dangerous a weapon red tape is!  Not only am I offended. but you've offended Kevin too! :o 

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I'm offended by the notion of bullfighting. Let's just stop waving around with red stuff and leave both animals and people alone.

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I'm offended that you didn't check that the lid on that bottle of ketchup was fastened before waving it around 

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I'm offended you retaliated with mustard and then wouldn't pay for dry cleaning.

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I am offended that anyone would waste mustard so (1) and that (2) the only problem mentioned in the above post about the waste of said mustard was about dry-cleaning. What has the world come to? I ask you.

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I'm offended that you take one post about wasting mustard as proof that the world as a whole has deteriorated.

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