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I'm offended because the insect doctors are too small to operate a phone.

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I'm offended that you think size matters.

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I'm offended that you tried to put me into medium sized clothes just to prove your point :D

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I'm offended that you don't realize QuirkyGeek was using elephant sizes.

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I'm offended that you know what I've been doing with my time.

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I'm offended because you didn't finish your sentence!

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I'm offended that you think the sentence wasn't finished.

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I'm offended you sentenced your way to the end of the game

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I'm offended that you haven't been sentenced for not putting a period at the end of your sentence.

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I'm offended that you think that should be considered a crime.

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I'm offended that you don't realise that it is a crime against grammar.

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I'm offended that you think an abstract concept is capable of having crimes committed against it.

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I'm offended you consider grammar to be an abstract concept.

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I'm offended that you speak so highly of grammar, yet neglect a necessary "that" in between the words "offended" and "you."

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I'm offended you think that is necessary.

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I'm offended THAT you don't think that is necessary, as you berate others for committing any "crime against grammar."

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I'm offended that you're narrowing my creativity window.

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I'm offended that you think there is room for creativity in grammar.

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I'm offended that you think writing writing lacks creativity.

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I'm offended that you mistake grammar and writing as a whole.

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I'm offended because I was going to say the same thing.

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I'm offended that you blame me for being a faster typer than you.

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I'm offended that you misinterpreted her writing.

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Vicky Angel

I'm offended that misinterpretations are being offended 

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