TheAP Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended by tall tales. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended by short tales *also, didn't even notice references earlier* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 i am offended by the loud buzzing from the post above. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended that you swatted Maya. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended that you failed to call the insect doctors Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended because the insect doctors are too small to operate a phone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended that you think size matters. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended that you tried to put me into medium sized clothes just to prove your point 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended that you don't realize QuirkyGeek was using elephant sizes. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended that you know what I've been doing with my time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended by your use of thyme Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended because you didn't finish your sentence! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm offended that you think the sentence wasn't finished. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended you sentenced your way to the end of the game 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you haven't been sentenced for not putting a period at the end of your sentence. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you think that should be considered a crime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you don't realise that it is a crime against grammar. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you think an abstract concept is capable of having crimes committed against it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended you consider grammar to be an abstract concept. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kaikat Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you speak so highly of grammar, yet neglect a necessary "that" in between the words "offended" and "you." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended you think that is necessary. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kaikat Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended THAT you don't think that is necessary, as you berate others for committing any "crime against grammar." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you're narrowing my creativity window. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you think there is room for creativity in grammar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you think writing writing lacks creativity. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kaikat Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you mistake grammar and writing as a whole. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended because I was going to say the same thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kaikat Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you blame me for being a faster typer than you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
QuirkyGeek Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that you misinterpreted her writing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I'm offended that misinterpretations are being offended 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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