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On 21/04/2017 at 11:18 AM, dragon_nerd said:

"Love is what holds us together" :angry:

No, it's not.

What are they teaching kids in Physics class these days? 8)

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"No you hang up!" (I am romantic but this still annoys the bejezus out of me)

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"But I love him/her (even if s/he treats me like shit)". 

 

I can't comprehend how this is possible. Is it like a kind of Stockholm syndrome? o.O

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ChillaKilla

"Someday, you're gonna want to settle down and have a life partner..."
Boss. I am 17. Hop off my back (and stop making assumptions, thank)

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14 hours ago, cakeman said:

"No you hang up!" (I am romantic but this still annoys the bejezus out of me)

Me: *hangs up*
Them: *calls back* WHY DID YOU HANG UP

<_< 

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1 hour ago, Slayerin96 said:

"But I love him/her (even if s/he treats me like shit)". 

 

I can't comprehend how this is possible. Is it like a kind of Stockholm syndrome? o.O

I can never understand it either, why grown people stay with abusers :/

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Ashes Floating

I'm aromquestioning, and one of the things I hate is when people tell me that it's impossible for me to be aromantic b/c I've had crushes before. No, I won't be aromantic, but I'll still be on the spectrum of aromaticism. I've had very few crushes, and they are few ad far between, so I think I might be demiromantic.

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I don't care if he's using me as a surrogate for his mother who left when he was a kid, I love him and I'm going to take care of him, and he's going to be my baby.

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20 hours ago, Slayerin96 said:

"But I love him/her (even if s/he treats me like shit)". 

 

I can't comprehend how this is possible. Is it like a kind of Stockholm syndrome? o.O

There's a perfect song for this. (TW: a few lines of implied sex)

 


 

And there's a high chance that if this kind of romantic person finally does leave the asshole, they'll just wind up with another one that they insist is different somehow. It's really frustrating and saddening to watch this cycle. 

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DesiButters519x

"I will make you the happiest person alive"

 

Boy does that make me not only laugh but roll my eyes...

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"Bae" - IT. IS. NOT. A. WORD!

"when will you have kids..." - *internal screaming*

"you're never gonna get laid like that" - I don't consider *ahem* "getting laid" an achievement, is it gonna help pay the bills? No

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16 minutes ago, Marrow said:

"Bae" - IT. IS. NOT. A. WORD!

"when will you have kids..." - *internal screaming*

"you're never gonna get laid like that" - I don't consider *ahem* "getting laid" an achievement, is it gonna help pay the bills? No

Oh god I hate the word Bae with a passion. Ugh.

Agree with everything else too. 

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When ever people say Bae I keep thinking of a Bay and wondering which piece of geography they're talking about. 

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17 hours ago, Marrow said:

"Bae" - IT. IS. NOT. A. WORD!

"when will you have kids..." - *internal screaming*

"you're never gonna get laid like that" - I don't consider *ahem* "getting laid" an achievement, is it gonna help pay the bills? No

God, count me in on that. I would burn this word if it was a physical object…

 

Actually… I agree with your whole post and not just the annoying-word part. :P

 

I'll just add something:

I guess I'm definitely on the romantic end, but even then I find the whole repetitive "I need to get/enforce a relationship so badly and soon!/Ultimate life goal: Relationship!/Can't be without anyone else in my life."-talk (had no better way to phrase it). It's a bit like talking to drug addicts (well… looking at what reactions are triggered in the body, it probably even is).

I've heard and seen it too often and grown tired of it I guess.

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ChillaKilla

"I just can't live without (S.O)"

1 week later and they've broken up, always tempted to ask them how they're still alive :P

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  • 1 month later...

Revive!

 

One of my ex-coworkers on FB keeps posting about relationships. Every day pretty much. He apparently just broke up with a girl he just started going out with. And in his rants it's always 'loyalty' this, 'truth' that, 'hard worker' this. Even his friends say to slow down and stay single. And he says the obvious, "No." Figuring things out and enjoying life < girlfriend you don't even know well.

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I hate it when people go on and on about their SO/crush. Can't we talk about the weather?

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