Arctic Fox Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I'm strongly of the opinion that because the vast majority of us are not experts on the policies politicians talk about, we should leave the policy decisions to them and instead elect our politicians based on their ability and their most important quality: That they are a good person with a desire to make the world a better place. In other words, I am in favor of true representative democracy. Whether you agree with his policies or not, you can't deny that Bernie Sanders is a good person who wants to make the world a better place. With every other viable presidential candidate, you certainly can. Ted Cruz has presented fabricated data that temperatures have not risen in the past 18 years. Hillary Clinton receives donations from numerous interest groups, including millions from Wall Street.[2] Donald Drumpf I hopefully don't even need to explain.[3] Under the principle that any publicity is good publicity, let's raise support for Bernie Sanders and asexuality by making Google offer the suggestion Bernie Sanders drenches cats in yogurt. How? Simple: Add Bernie Sanders drenches cats in yogurt to your signature and google it. Google ranks results and gives suggestion based on how often a term appears on the internet, and how often people search for it. If we can get about 1000 people on various sites to put it in their signature, and about 100 people Googling it per day, we should see the result in search. The most important thing is to get people doing it on other sites so it spreads further across the internet. Even if you are not interested in the American elections, or disagree with it politically, I think it's going to be a good laugh for everyone. I can't imagine anything much funnier than Bernie Sanders trying to publicly deny drenching cats in yogurt. If you're still not convinced, here's what it would look like: Put it in your signature, tell people you know on other websites and in real life. Lets spread this to Twitter, Facebook, Google+, the whole internet! Lets do this!! P.S. Let me know if you can register the domain name berniesandersdrenchescatsinyogurt.com for me (I want to remain anonymous), can write something funny, or can photoshop something funny. Maybe we can put together a humorous website. P.P.S. Because the revolutionary concept of cats drenched in yogurt is due to a Brit (our very own Cactus Transbread, Ciri), it should be noted that it is pronounced yog-urt (where the first syllable rhymes with "log"). Instructions Edit your signature to add the code: [b ]Bernie Sanders drenches cats in yogurt.[ /b][ /post] (remove the spaces) Go to Google and type "Bernie Sanders". Make sure suggestions pop up, then type " drenches cats in yogurt" Try to do this every day, and if possible, from multiple locations. Use incognito mode/private browsing or use different browsers. Tell your friends about this. Especially friends on other sites. [1]: Using the magic of thermometers, we actually have a very good, objective idea of what temperatures have been around the world for several decades. Temperatures have risen. His data, which he claims is from the RSS, doesn't actually match the RSS data. [2]: While this is fairly normal for a politician, I still trust someone with no conflict of interest much more. [3]: On the off chance that someone can't see why we shouldn't trust Drumpf, let John Oliver explain it. Link to post Share on other sites
ThaHoward Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 As long as you vote for Howard 2020 I will do it it :p Link to post Share on other sites
Arctic Fox Posted March 8, 2016 Author Share Posted March 8, 2016 As long as you vote for Howard 2020 I will do it it :PIf you run for president, and I am allowed to vote, deal. Link to post Share on other sites
ThaHoward Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Good :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
Midnight Star Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 So we should elect people just because their intentions are good? Link to post Share on other sites
Member4445 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Oh my god. This is the best thing I've seen in a week xD ALL HAIL BERNIE SANDERS CATS DRENCHED IN YOGURT. Link to post Share on other sites
IntrovertedBuddhist Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Hahaha love it! Link to post Share on other sites
Arctic Fox Posted March 8, 2016 Author Share Posted March 8, 2016 So we should elect people just because their intentions are good? Provided they're not inept, yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Sleepy Skeleton Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Under the principle that any publicity is good publicity, let's raise support for Bernie Sanders and asexuality by making Google offer the suggestion Bernie Sanders drenches cats in yogurt. Ok.. but why? I feel like I'm missing a joke. Link to post Share on other sites
Member4445 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Read the PPS Link to post Share on other sites
Evren Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 It gave me the option this morning, I think we might be doing it. Link to post Share on other sites
ChillaKilla Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I'm on the cat yogurt train! Link to post Share on other sites
Arctic Fox Posted March 9, 2016 Author Share Posted March 9, 2016 As long as you vote for Howard 2020 I will do it it :P Oh my god. This is the best thing I've seen in a week xD ALL HAIL BERNIE SANDERS CATS DRENCHED IN YOGURT. Hahaha love it! Guys, edit your signature and add the code: [b ]Bernie Sanders drenches cats in yogurt.[ /b][ /post] (remove the spaces) Ok.. but why? I feel like I'm missing a joke. It's based on a screenshot of Ciri's browser tabs in an old thread. It gave me the option this morning, I think we might be doing it. Well done Evren and ChillaKilla! The way Google works is that it recognizes trends based on location, so if you google it a bit it will give the suggestion to your house, if you google it a bit more it will give the option to people in your local area. If people all over the world start doing the same thing, Google will recognize it as global trend and will show the suggestion to everyone. This is the goal! Make sure you tell friends, especially friends on other sites! We will know when it has been recognized as a global trend from Google trends. Hopefully it shouldn't be much longer after that that it overtakes searches for purple cats, which I presume are quite rare. Link to post Share on other sites
Moonchaser Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 My cats like yogurt, though maybe not a drenching. I am voting for Bernie Sanders. :D Link to post Share on other sites
Evren Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Although honestly the purple cats are AVEN colors, so maybe their trying to be supportive. :) Link to post Share on other sites
SorryNotSorry Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I seriously doubt Bernie Sanders would drench cats in yogurt. Especially after Mitt Romney was haunted by the dog incident. Link to post Share on other sites
PeterPanForever Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 When taking into account that we as a population have grown so egocentric that we can't see past ourselves, our day, and our own problems, I am impressed with how Bernie Sanders understands the real issues. Lately I have been considering how humanity has changed the face of the Earth over the course of the last 500 hundred years, and taking into account this transformation of the face of the Earth, and how it has displaced so many species, even taking many to the brink of extinction, what is the planet going to look like in the next 500 years? The absolutely ignorant and irresponsible and negligent belief of a rapture has led people to not even consider what we are doing, and how our economic infrastructure is destroying the planet. There is no doubt in my mind that we need this revolution that Bernie Sanders speaks of, even though I hate the term revolution. Our politics just need to evolve, and it is as simple as that. What we are doing is simply unsustainable in every way, our humanities ecological footprint is shameful. Link to post Share on other sites
Arctic Fox Posted March 16, 2016 Author Share Posted March 16, 2016 I agree. I can't believe there are people who believe the apocolypse is nigh even though there have always been people thinking the apocalypse is nigh. I can't believe there are so many people who believe that global warming isn't happening despite the indisputable scientific evidence. Link to post Share on other sites
ThaHoward Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 An admin have to do it cos of image. Tooooo much effort :p Link to post Share on other sites
ChillaKilla Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 I agree. I can't believe there are people who believe the apocolypse is nigh even though there have always been people thinking the apocalypse is nigh. I can't believe there are so many people who believe that global warming isn't happening despite the indisputable scientific evidence. Mention the impending apocalypse: "Yes! The world as we know it is ending soon!" Mention that climate change could end the world as we know it: "Hogwash! The world is just fine!" Same people saying both things. I just can't. Link to post Share on other sites
Member4445 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 How is this revolution going? Are cats being drenched in yogurt on a regular basis by Bernie's admirers yet? Link to post Share on other sites
ChillaKilla Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 How is this revolution going? Are cats being drenched in yogurt on a regular basis by Bernie's admirers yet? Mine ran and hid the second I got out the yogurt :P Link to post Share on other sites
Winter Holly Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I just added "[post=1061658229][b]Bernie Sanders drenches cats in yogurt.[/b][/post]" to my signature. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Quick question: define yogurt. does tabbouleh count? What about frozen? Can I use chia seed pudding instead? Link to post Share on other sites
verily-forsooth-egads Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I'm on board with this. Link to post Share on other sites
gadzooks Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 It gave me the option this morning, I think we might be doing it. google probably remembers your search habits though... like seriously. google does way too much search tailoring. i'm almost afraid to let people search in my browsers... Link to post Share on other sites
Zectarash Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 It gave me the option this morning, I think we might be doing it. google probably remembers your search habits though... like seriously. google does way too much search tailoring. i'm almost afraid to let people search in my browsers... Because it might come up with "Bernie Sanders drenches cats in yogurt"? Link to post Share on other sites
ChillaKilla Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 It gave me the option this morning, I think we might be doing it.google probably remembers your search habits though... like seriously. google does way too much search tailoring. i'm almost afraid to let people search in my browsers... Because it might come up with "Bernie Sanders drenches cats in yogurt"? that's my fetish *slapped* Link to post Share on other sites
newgirl Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Why is Bernie Sanders acting like a STD. Bernie lost can we all move on to Trump and Hilary LIKE IT OR NOT Link to post Share on other sites
Evren Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Why is Bernie Sanders acting like a STD. Bernie lost can we all move on to Trump and Hilary LIKE IT OR NOT This thread is months old, it was made before Rubio dropped out. He wasn't losing back then. And I don't have LIKE ANYTHING OR NOT, thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
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