firewalkwithme Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 I posted about my masturbation thing in the rants...but i'd like to add to it...and that i can relate to the guy who started the thread. When i get horny i jerk off...tho sometimes, like today i did it cuz i was so friggin bored! :| that's just sad...but like someone else said I like to hold off orgasms too so it's a big explosion at the end...and i think its alright to do it by myself! But i dunno...it doesn't make me happy in the end (like i said in the jerking off and other rants in the rant board! lol). I dunno -_- I get all depressed :( Link to post Share on other sites
lilNecrophileGirl Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 LOL!!!!!No I don't jerk off in front of my Mum but she has noticed on more than one occasion what I will refer to as "pocket billiards!" I may be Asexual but I still get a lot of tension centred down in me gennies and so I do put my hand down there a lot. Even Bramble (my cat) gives me an odd look when I do it. Blimey, even my pets are ganging up on me!!!! :shock: eh just dont have sex with your pets! beastiality is so wrong... and i illegal i think,,, Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Hmm. Love those subjective moral codes. Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Note to mod: Please visit. Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Done! *strikes modly pose* We're so blase now. AVENites: *ignore Troll* *talk about other stuff as if nothing has happened* AVENers: *lounges* *reads* *shoots down Troll without taking eyes from book* A1: Pass the cake, would you? Troll: BLALALALALA!!! Booooo!!! A2: *passes cake* Troll: *pulls dress over head* SEEEEEEMEEEEEEE!!! A1: Thanks. *takes cake* Troll: *bounces around room like Daffy Duck* Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo! Gorax: *plays online games* *pulls out flamethrower* *scorches troll without losing track of game* Cate: *plays chess with Bishop* You know, it's more fun to just be laid back about it. :D Cate Link to post Share on other sites
Gorax Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 One of the troll's topics actually turned into a discussion about WarCraft *L* Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I KNOW! I love that! :D That's how it should be. Cate Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 It really is a great game. The new beta has two new neutral heros, and they're good. Link to post Share on other sites
Gorax Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I might give World of Warcraft a shot if it's not too expensive. As for WC3, I'm just really shitty at the real-time strategy genre :( Seriously, 8 year olds could probably kick my ass at it. Link to post Share on other sites
str8fuknpimpin Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 try a cold shower ...... or watch old-aged porn ..... "would you like it if i went down on your dear??" ..."yes dear, but make sure you take your teeth our first.. it feels so much more .... like the real thing" wow Izzy. that does sound good... :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 2 ways to easily crush this urge : 1- Play an addictive video game (WoW, Civ 4, Final Fantasy, etc.) 2-PLAY A VIDEO GAME Hope that helps (Rofl) Link to post Share on other sites
BunnyK. Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 2 ways to easily crush this urge : 1- Play an addictive video game (WoW, Civ 4, Final Fantasy, etc.) 2-PLAY A VIDEO GAME Hope that helps (Rofl) This doesn't actually work as well as you'd think it might. O.o Link to post Share on other sites
LilMizSelfdistruct Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I don't do that, but i totaly understand the horemone thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Big Evil Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 You know, I always wonderd why masturbation is so criminalized still. It's proven to be scientifacly healthy, it feels good, and the best part is.. it's the safest form of "sex" (if you can even call it that) possible! Masturbation is a remedy for stress, muscle ache, tension, depression, etc.. More interesting however, if you notice I quote Aleister Crowley in my signature, he was a magician who made tantra popular. Tantra being when you focus the energy upon orgasm for magick. It was better to do it with a partner, but unless they knew how to focus too thier energy would be wasted, and it's just so convient to be able to whipout your own genitals and do it.. Mindyou, Crowley did alot of stuff that I not only would dissaprove of, but probably shoot someone if I caught them doing it.. but Crowley knew there was power in things people took for granteed everyday. And he died with alot of regrets. But manipulating his own body for means of spellcasting was not one of them. Mindyou, i'm just trying to prove there is a time and a place for everything. If used constructively masturbation isn't just something to make you feel good, but an enjoyable way to change the circumstances of your life, or perhaps a more natural way to relieve a headache or a rough day then some artifical pill. But heed my words, the more you masturbate, the harder it is to reach climax, you wheredown the sensitivity, by masturbating too much you rob yourself of pleasure. I think a lesson people keep forgetting in life is don't be greedy. There's a reason most if not all the seven deadly sins stem from some form of selfishness.. Link to post Share on other sites
oneofthesun Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Funny, I haven't experienced that reduction in pleasure thing. Link to post Share on other sites
McBuh Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 But heed my words, the more you masturbate, the harder it is to reach climax, you wheredown the sensitivity, by masturbating too much you rob yourself of pleasure. In other words, it becomes habit. This is probably true with any pleasure, and why I disagree with Crowley and anyone who claims that magic can be performed with sex. Sex is a pleasure of habit, and the experience of magic derives from the out-of-the-ordinary, nonhabitual states. Link to post Share on other sites
Seattleoutsider Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 As someone who is of the both genders, there have been times my testerone levels have been so high doorknobs even looked good but that was numerous years ago. Sometimes it physically becomes painful when I have had hormonal surges. There other times I am going out of my mind literally. Then there are long periods even if I wanted too there is no interest. Physically I have major scar tissue and nerves are severely damaged due to scar tissue so even if I masterbate it quits working after few mins for me before it becomes painful. I can count on one hand in my last 41 years that I ever had orgasm and sex with others is difficult to absolutely boring and uninteresting to me. Yet sometimes I have those urges on my mind and in body that just drive me nuts even though my hormonal levels now from last blood test are close to zero. Doctor wants me to go back on the hormones but I just don't want to deal it any more. Females have their own emmissions, our bodies regardless of gender at one point were all same gender that looked female except the innie part in the early stages of the developing fetus but just over time depending on what hormones your Mother developes while the fetus forms in the womb male bodies are formed, other cases female internal gentilla and some cases person can develope as both genders too. Link to post Share on other sites
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