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Hats   
Hats

Hi there,

I seem to be going through an intense period of twice daily masturbation. It's never directed at anything but it is getting on my nerves. I wake up each morning with Mr Wipper standing to attention and unless I do something about it, he will stay like that all day.

I like the feeling of orgasm and I quite like the journey on the way but even though I am Asexual, I do still feel enslaved to the hormones and that is the part that bothers me. Right now, I feel the urge to go do it and Mum has noticed me touching myself 'down there' an awful lot as well.

It's a bloody pain......

Hats.

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Izzy   
Izzy

try a cold shower ...... or watch old-aged porn ..... "would you like it if i went down on your dear??" ..."yes dear, but make sure you take your teeth our first.. it feels so much more .... like the real thing"

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Hats   
Hats

YIKES!

:shock:

I have been thinking about all of this and I have not smoked a cigarette in over a month now and stopping smoking is supposed to up the ante where sex drives are concerned or in my case, asex drives. It's just the need to masturbate is strong but I still don't have anything to direct it at. It's a bloody nightmare!

:roll:

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try a cold shower ...... or watch old-aged porn ..... "would you like it if i went down on your dear??" ..."yes dear, but make sure you take your teeth our first.. it feels so much more .... like the real thing"

Good lord, you've watched geriatric porn? This calls for an emoticon: :shock: .

And Hats, you jerk off in front of your mother? Just pretend to scratch yourself and then go to the bathroom! Are you a germ phobe? I've found that having dirty hands will kill any drive whatsoever to feel anything down there. I mean, think about all of the crap on your keyboard, doorknob, toilet handle, sink, shoe, the water you clean yourself with. Everything is disgusting, even the stuff down South, but I imagine it gets worse when you have unnatural growths.

"I have herpes. It doesn't hurt, but you don't want it."

~ Freaks and Geeks (may it rest in peace)

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Hats,

what do you mean your mom has noticed??? :shock:

if you enjoy the physical sensation, do you need to direct it at something?

it doesn't have to be any more than what it is.

i know it must feel like you are a slave to it though, it would drive me nuts too.

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Hats   
Hats

LOL!!!!!

No I don't jerk off in front of my Mum but she has noticed on more than one occasion what I will refer to as "pocket billiards!"

I may be Asexual but I still get a lot of tension centred down in me gennies and so I do put my hand down there a lot. Even Bramble (my cat) gives me an odd look when I do it. Blimey, even my pets are ganging up on me!!!!

:shock:

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Hi Hats,

I've been there myself!

To me, the desire to climax is very different from most other desires. For instance, I can go weeks without music or certain sugary foods and I wouldn't really notice.

But a sex drive can feel like a biological need; that is, in my past, if I didn't fulfill this need every day, I would feel "starved."

When I was in high school, I would try all kinds of wacky techniques, but I slowly began to realize that no matter what I did, I would always wind up with approximately the same end-result and feeling.

It became too much for me, and too much of a time waster. So, I decided to quit. Of course, I'm not saying you should quit ;-)

For the most part, I've replaced the habit with long naps, combined with occasional zazen / meditation. It only saves me a little more time, but naps make up for this indifference in how they reserve a lot more of my energy and make me feel refreshed.

Sean

FYI, some people are saying that male masturbation helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer. So, maybe there are goods and bads to everything anyway ;-)

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Izzy

NO I HAVENT WATCHED GERIATRIC PORN! ..please!! ...

not saying i havent watched porn..and to be honest... i really dont see how anyone can get off on that stuff..... and we wonder why sex is dated and degrading! ... its more funny to watch german porn..and point and laugh and take score of how many times the phrase "das is gut yat?" .. is used...

maybe go chat to you doc' about it if its really bothering you ... im sure he cant put you on something that will lower your sex drive.. if they can increase it..theyve gotta do the opposite!

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some people are saying that male masturbation helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

its true! .. it was in the sunday times! .. use that excuse when your mom catches you. :wink: ......"you think i enjoy this?!..well.. if you want get to get cancer..then ill stop.. but please! all im doing is trying to survive! *starts to cry* ........*

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Hats

I don't wish to be put on meds that will decrease things, all I want is to somehow find a way to take the energy needed in masturbation and channel it elsewhere. I read a site concerning Hindu ascetics and they use a technique known as Seminal Sublimation whereby the fluids are drawn back into the body and used as building blocks for the brain.

Semen apparently contains lecithin and it's the only place in the body it is created. lecithin is needed by the brain and aids in concentration and willpower. Also, the reabsorption of semen assists in keeping one younger looking and fitter. I have tried going a few days without 'fiddling with myself' but I just get all grouchy and end up doing it anyway!

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Izzy   
Izzy

ok... well go to a health food shop and ask for something natural! .....

i can imagion that its abit of a pain if youre just trying to ignore it....

lecithin is needed by the brain

so theres actually a scientific reason why guys think with theyre penis!... thanks!.. makes girls lifes more easier!!

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Worthless Poster   
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I have tried going a few days without 'fiddling with myself' but I just get all grouchy and end up doing it anyway!

Fiddling... wow. You just made my day. Your choice of wording was... humorous, to say the least.

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Zorui   
Zorui

Male masturbation reduces the chance of prostate cancer

Prostate cancer me up, then. No way am I touching myself... down there.

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Izzy   
Izzy

but then theres the theory .... mind over matter.. if you belive youre doing it...your body thinks you are... so... maybe if you grin and bare it and think youre doing ... maybe... you never know.

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Dont worry,,,,,,,,lately ive been Jackin up a storm my self.......

ive been quit the master and i dont really know why.....

i dont care anymore ,,,,,,,i just do what feels good......

oh well....

Sums it up for me. Usually it's not taking more than 5 minutes a day.

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Hats   
Hats

Oh I stretch mine out (not my penis!) ... I get to the point of ejaculation and hold off and then back and then hold off again and when I finally do orgasm, I almost go through the fucking roof due to the intensity of it. I might not be sexually minded with others but I do like my O's :D

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Orpheus   
Orpheus

I don't have this problem, I just don't mastrabate.

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JimDandy   
JimDandy

Same here. Must have been 13 or 14 when I found out what masturbation was all about. Don't remember the exact date, but I do remember thinking "What a waste of time." Haven't thought about it much since.

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some people are saying that male masturbation helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

its true! .. it was in the sunday times!

Hi,

I just hope my doctor does not try to encourage me to practice it. According to the article, some doctors might actually recommend it.

The last time I got my check up, the doc asked me maybe three times "Are you sure you don't want an HIV test?" And I replied, "No, seriously, that will not be necessary."

Sean

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Orpheus   
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I didn't need one either, but the government siad I did. Hmmm...negative...gee, I could have told them that. :roll:

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Gorax   
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Look at www.petitpenis.com . . . It will get rid of any boner ^^

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Zorui   
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If my doctor encourages me to masturbate, I will drug him and take him to my basement. I hope by now we all know of the horrors in ILikePie's basement. *horror movie screams are heard*

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Cate Perfect   
Cate Perfect

Hi, Hats!

You said you'd quit smoking recently, ex-smokers usually go through a period when they need to do something with their hands (which is why a lot of people gain weight after quitting, eating takes the place of smoking.) If you feel the need to 'say hi to your monster' more than you used to, then it's most likely a reaction to not having something to do with your hands the way you used to and will return to your usual amount when you're over the worst part of no longer smoking. Or perhaps you're just really good friends with your monster.

Cate

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Orpheus   
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I still smoke occasionaly, but for me it was the revese. I'm use to always having a knife in my hands, so now I sit there and twirril a cigar and occasonaly smke it. Mostly they just burn themselfs out though.

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Izzy   
Izzy

i think Hats has been reading through the sex mags'!.. his tecniques are so textbook :wink:

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Hats   
Hats

LOL!!!!!!

But Izzy, you will have had to read them too to know that :wink:

I like my monster, his name is Mr Wipper and he's a nice chap all in all 8)

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Worthless Poster   
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Sorry to make a personal call on here, but I haven't... quite figured out the PM thingie... but anyway, are you ever on any sort of messenger?

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